Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[ClubWhatever 12,140]

43 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Since I apparently hate myself I decided to listen to FCB and Estes talk

Don't.   Come over to the light.  Let Darwin work.  

[NoName 16,351]

26 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

  <futureman multiquote>

let me make your life much easier - move that moron to ignore.

you will miss literally nothing of value, at all, ever.

edit: i just had to look up how many posts he has - it's shocking a guy can make literally TWENTY ONE THOUSAND POSTS and still bring nothing to the table.

Edited December 13, 2021 by NoName

[Wishbone 4,760]

15 hours ago, RabidM said:

I couldn't find a picture of her eating chicken fried steak, but here she is eating some pizza.  It'll have to do. 

 

 

I feel like I’ve seen her before 🤔. 
Yes, I remember now, her silhouette is on many tractor trailer mud flaps!

[MissingInAction 25,069]

I'd like to clean her mud flaps.

[Vertigo 20,285]

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd like to clean her mud flaps.

A high stream pressure wash is a bold move. 

[futureman 22,457]

49 minutes ago, NoName said:

let me make your life much easier - move that moron to ignore.

you will miss literally nothing of value, at all, ever.

lulz

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd like to clean her mud flaps.

here we go with the ass eating talk again. 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

15 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

here we go with the ass eating talk again. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

Dropping this in for posterity when Ketch starts beating his chest on Ewers

 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

Wells - Recruits React to Quinn:

 

When Quinn Ewers to Texas went public last night, it started an avalanche of possibilities for the 2022 class and beyond.

Big-time players want to play with Ewers, and with the collection of prospects headed to Austin in this cycle, it could spill over into the 2023 group too.

Spoke to a handful of commits and prospects on their initial reactions to the blonde mullet coming home.

“I think Quinn (Ewers) will be a huge pickup,” said Brenen Thompson (Spearman). “It’ll also help bring in some other guys.”

“I think there will definitely be some to follow,” said Connor Robertson (Austin Westlake).

“(Ewers to Texas) is great,” said Rueben Owens (El Campo). “It’s a good look for UT.”

“Big pickup for sure,” said BJ Allen (Aledo). “Should bring some top wide receivers to the program now.”

“I mean come on now, it’s Quinn Ewers,” said Johntay Cook (Desoto). “Honestly think the new era of Texas Football is about to begin.”

“We about to get crazy in Austin,” said Derrick Brown (Texas High), about the addition of Ewers. “Don’t sleep on the Longhorns.”

The buzz is real. The momentum is rolling. And the Longhorns are putting college football on notice.

[mvlonghorns 285]

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

[40acredropout 2,902]

1 minute ago, mvlonghorns said:

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

A lot of pundits have dropped Case McCoy comps. 

[Hank_Hill 18,804]

15 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dropping this in for posterity when Ketch starts beating his chest on Ewers

 

 

 

I’ve legitimately never listened to Ketch speak….what the fuck are people thinking with this guy?!?!

[Huckleberry 32,859]

1 minute ago, mvlonghorns said:

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

Matthew Stafford has been said a bunch based on size (and probably because both DFW). Both were about 6'3" 210 in high school.

I think Ewers has more arm talent than Stafford and yes I know that's saying a lot. But apparently almost everyone who watched them both agrees because Ewers is rated higher.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

4 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

His arm angles are the closest to Mahomes we have seen and just about as effortless. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,494]

5 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

Jeff George 

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Matthew Stafford has been said a bunch based on size (and probably because both DFW). Both were about 6'3" 210 in high school.

I think Ewers has more arm talent than Stafford and yes I know that's saying a lot. But apparently almost everyone who watched them both agrees because Ewers is rated higher.

Aaron Rodgers - Justin Wells LOL

[mvlonghorns 285]

3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

A lot of pundits have dropped Case McCoy comps. 

The aggy game in '23 is gonna be fun then

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

wrong thread

Edited December 13, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[MissingInAction 25,069]

22 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

So who is a good comp for our new QB? He has very elite arm talent from what I gather? How much does he run?

Garrett Gilbert

[Revolution512 1,487]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Garrett Gilbert

My bad on the downvote. Meant to haha that

[MissingInAction 25,069]

3 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

My bad on the downvote. Meant to haha that

You can change it if you want.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2,074]

51 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

His arm angles are the closest to Mahomes we have seen and just about as effortless. 

it's weirdly low.  glad to hear mahomes is like that too.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jeff George 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Outfuckingstanding!!!

[CurlyDumps 4,471]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

Aaron Rodgers - Justin Wells LOL

I believe it was he who coined the famous phrase:

“When you have two Aaron Rodgerses, well heck who knows, maybe you have three!”

[kevwun 15,785]

I hear the Texas Tech qb room is so deep that Aaron Rodgers would be 5th on their depth chart.

[Enchubben 5,510]

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

His arm angles are the closest to Mahomes we have seen and just about as effortless. 

 

this video highlighted a bit of the way he just flicks the ball. it looks easy, it's on target and gets there in a hurry. 

[Scholz 11,943]

Arm talent

[Laxtonto 12,080]

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

 

this video highlighted a bit of the way he just flicks the ball. it looks easy, it's on target and gets there in a hurry. 

 

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Arm talent

 

Hes going to kill one of these Herman holdover WRs that dont have great hands..

That ball comes out with some serious heat on it.

[Duane Moore 5,237]

6 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Since I apparently hate myself I decided to listen to FCB and Estes talk about the the Ewers commitment this morning. He had the audacity compare Ewers and Thompson to Bryce Young sitting behind Mac Jones for a year. Those Thompson family checks are still clearing it seems.

You are selling FCB short.  He played all the hits in that one:

• Casey led the Big 12 in TD's last season
• Casey is the first Texas QB to throw 5 TD's in three games
• Casey is like Major Applewhite to Quinn's Chris Simms

But yeah, he kept referring to Ewers as a first year QB when he just spent a season at tOSU.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

You are selling FCB short.  He played all the hits in that one:

• Casey led the Big 12 in TD's last season
• Casey is the first Texas QB to throw 5 TD's in three games
• Casey is like Major Applewhite to Quinn's Chris Simms

But yeah, he kept referring to Ewers as a first year QB when he just spent a season at tOSU.

well he was probably drunk, so....

[Longhornlove 4,822]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Arm talent

My guess is he played a ton of baseball with that release. Effortless velocity.

[General Specific 3,260]

 
Hes going to kill one of these Herman holdover WRs that dont have great hands..
That ball comes out with some serious heat on it.

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Arm talent

Well, let’s see the WR screen before passing judgment …

[Texas Wahoo 3,395]

7 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Since I apparently hate myself I decided to listen to FCB and Estes talk about the the Ewers commitment this morning. He had the audacity compare Ewers and Thompson to Bryce Young sitting behind Mac Jones for a year. Those Thompson family checks are still clearing it seems.

To be fair, Ewers did sit behind Thompson for a year, he just did it from Ohio. 

[SuckitKevin 920]

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

You are selling FCB short.  He played all the hits in that one:

• Casey led the Big 12 in TD's last season
• Casey is the first Texas QB to throw 5 TD's in three games
• Casey is like Major Applewhite to Quinn's Chris Simms

But yeah, he kept referring to Ewers as a first year QB when he just spent a season at tOSU.

I’m a fan of Casey Thompson but there have been plenty of games where his play was lacking. Chip has been sucking Casey’s dick balls deep all season. 

[Butch Had Not 2,970]

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

 

this video highlighted a bit of the way he just flicks the ball. it looks easy, it's on target and gets there in a hurry. 

Showed this to a friend in Canada that has internet. Said he looks like Tiger King fucked Uncle Rico. 

[Fug 540]

13 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’m a fan of Casey Thompson but there have been plenty of games where his play was lacking. Chip has been sucking Casey’s dick balls deep all season. 

Can’t throw a deep ball and we lost games because of it. 

[Chicken fried bacon 46]

The best comparison is to Matt Nordgren 

[Laga4 1,270]

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Hes going to kill one of these Herman holdover WRs that dont have great hands..

That ball comes out with some serious heat on it.

True,  but he also is very good at putting some touch on the ball when he needs to slow it down. 

Probably the best I've seen at that in High School.  

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

2 minutes ago, Chicken fried bacon said:

The best comparison is to Matt Nordgren 

Cool so he can dribble a football on his way to the end zone.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

SIAP…pretty cool.

 

[Effyourcouch 125]

I just hope Quinn doesn’t turn into a Tate. 

[WinningIsHard 4,031]

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Matthew Stafford has been said a bunch based on size (and probably because both DFW). Both were about 6'3" 210 in high school.

I think Ewers has more arm talent than Stafford and yes I know that's saying a lot. But apparently almost everyone who watched them both agrees because Ewers is rated higher.

This is a great comparison but I’ll also toss in mobility being a huge favor for Ewers. Stafford ran a 4.75 while Ewers is in the 4.5-4.6 range. That speed combined with a tad better arm strength gives him the edge. Uncanny how much they are alike though. Stafford can throw those weird arm angle throws with ease as well. Quinmas is upon us!!! 

[Cajun 11,705]

6 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

A lot of pundits have dropped Case McCoy comps. 

He must be pretty good with a camcorder then?

[Deej 76,773]

28 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

This is a great comparison but I’ll also toss in mobility being a huge favor for Ewers. Stafford ran a 4.75 while Ewers is in the 4.5-4.6 range. That speed combined with a tad better arm strength gives him the edge. Uncanny how much they are alike though. Stafford can throw those weird arm angle throws with ease as well. Quinmas is upon us!!! 

And now, Ewers plays for the NCAA version of the Detroit Lions. 

Uncanny. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,192]

4 hours ago, Enchubben said:

 

this video highlighted a bit of the way he just flicks the ball. it looks easy, it's on target and gets there in a hurry. 

Dude, his arm is nuts. He just flicks his wrist and its accurate af. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,192]

2 hours ago, Chicken fried bacon said:

The best comparison is to Matt Nordgren 

Marty Cherry with all the muff he's gonna get