Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[Hagbard Celine 11238]

On 12/12/2021 at 7:26 PM, Queen Bitch said:

There is exactly zero chance he announces on a Sunday night

qwelp

[Hagbard Celine 11238]

On 12/12/2021 at 7:43 PM, Sarks Personal Bartender said:

underrated

[Hagbard Celine 11238]

22 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

i like her

moar?

[texifornia 59013]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

i like her

moar?

Of Allison Brie? Oh man you're going to love what you find.

[mdleast 8521]

Of Allison Brie? Oh man you're going to love what you find.

[Radical Larry 28820]

Of Allison Brie? Oh man you're going to love what you find.

[C-Man 27779]

Dude, his arm is nuts. He just flicks his wrist and its accurate af. 

I eagerly look forward to seeing him in the Spring Game

[Mdhorn 6166]

4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

My guess is he played a ton of baseball with that release. Effortless velocity.

So many of those qbs did--Mahomes, Kyle Murray, Drew Brees, Tom Brady--when guys say they can throw from all angles, they usually played baseball.  The way Ewers side arms a pass appears effortless.  

[Ben Ficus 148]

Checking in to thank everyone who contributed over the last year or so, and especially the last week or so.  Another golden thread in the Surly/Shaggy pantheon.

[markstanco 12786]

Showed this to a friend in Canada that has internet. Said he looks like Tiger King fucked Uncle Rico. 

Is internet in Canada unusual?

[Ben Ficus 148]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is internet in Canada unusual?

You know how hit and miss it can be in the smaller towns like Vancouver.

[General Specific 3507]

Is internet in Canada unusual?

That’s why everyone’s girlfriend lives there!

[runthebone 8376]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Is internet in Canada unusual?

No, just slow, eh?

 

 

[TXRed 3585]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

@UncleBuck after reading that

 

[crash_davis 23470]

show me a fucking loss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

choo choo motherfucker!

 

 

 

 

i am so ready to be hurt again.

[SarksJuggs 1193]

QB1

[Chuckie Finster 23048]

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

Then don't lose! lol

[Born Burnt 6274]

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

Don't be a beta bitch. We rollin''!

[David Dennison 19534]

The Alabama meltdown will be fun.

[hornian 5292]

10 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

 

Dear Quinn:

Don’t quit your day job. Writing is not your strong suit.

Just win. 

[Sawbonz 28219]

[Napoleon 8831]

14 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

CTJ expects that to be SEVEN times.

🏈🥸

[Rimbo 27011]

When he says that the team knows what expectations are this year ... Does he realize that means 7-6?

[UncleBuck 6455]

9 hours ago, hornian said:

Dear Quinn:

Don’t quit your day job. Writing is not your strong suit.

Just win. 

Dude it was flawless wtf are you talking about? At this point I'm worried he might quit football and become Professor Ewers over there!

[ATXbronco 4489]

Could someone message me the picture of Ewers wild boar hunting?

The one with the trophy?
It seems to have been scrubbed from his Twitter.

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

6 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Could someone message me the picture of Ewers wild boar hunting?

The one with the trophy?
It seems to have been scrubbed from his Twitter.

Need some new wanking material, eh?