Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[F250 28674]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

There is a place in Fredericksburg that does Chicken Fried Ribeye (it was on the Texas Bucket List) with Lobster Gravy.  
 
I am kinda a purist but my cousin Tara who is similar to me taste wise lives near there and said it’s badass. 
 

Cabernet Grill is the place. Lobster gravy seems a bit decadent? 

 

I've been here a couple of times. I've seen this on the menu but never had it because I've been with lady friends and don't eat like Henry VIII on dates. Had the quail last time I was there.

 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 hour ago, Aslan24 said:

No I just like my wife.

What a coincidence.  We all like your wife too.

[Rimbo 25766]

3 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

I married mine. She's terrific. Sorry about you mother. Love you, friend.

You married your Mom?

[UncleBuck 6444]

Can’t sleep. Need to know if this dude married his mom or not..

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

16 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Can’t sleep. Need to know if this dude married his mom or not..

He does come across as someone who would, or whose crazy wife reads his Surly posts.

[RabidM 2664]

The heart wants what the heart wants. 

[TexasEx 1667]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

You married your mom? Pretty weird shit, Oedipus.

And that he did. 

[cdain3 3454]

He must have the updated model that comes with the vaccum seal double twist gawk gawk 9000 deluxe. Lucky bastard.

[Longhornlove 4779]

5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

When ewers commits I'm gonna fist @futureman's ass and like it. 

[futureman 22414]

5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

When ewers commits I'm gonna fist @futureman's ass and like it. 

don’t make promises you can’t keep. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

There is a place in Fredericksburg that does Chicken Fried Ribeye (it was on the Texas Bucket List) with Lobster Gravy.  
 
I am kinda a purist but my cousin Tara who is similar to me taste wise lives near there and said it’s badass. 
 

Cabernet Grill is the place. Lobster gravy seems a bit decadent? 

 

Why would you ruin a CFS by putting a salad on it? WTF

[futureman 22414]

3 hours ago, F250 said:

I've been here a couple of times. I've seen this on the menu but never had it because I've been with lady friends and don't eat like Henry VIII on dates. Had the quail last time I was there.

the image of you dressed up as Henry VIII on a date with one of your sugar babies is making me laugh more than it should. 
 

 

just don’t cut any of their heads off. 

[El Compadre 766]

3 hours ago, F250 said:

I've been here a couple of times. I've seen this on the menu but never had it because I've been with lady friends and don't eat like Henry VIII on dates. Had the quail last time I was there.

 

Not cfs, but in Fredericksburg, checked out this place called Granite House Lounge close to the Opa's. It was freaking delicious. 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

6 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

I married mine. She's terrific. Sorry about you mother. Love you, friend.

No one has asked you about marrying your mom?

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

1 hour ago, Bravo said:

Do you have a joint Facebook page? 

I wonder which one of them cheated 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

[MontereyMX 847]

6 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

I was trying to be sweet about my wife being my best friend (and notably, not my mom) and this is what the night crew does to me.

yep you the one that said it!

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

Light your candles 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Is today Quinnsmas?

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

8 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

#teamnicolesuncle 

My best friend was my uncle. 

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. 

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

my Mom was my best friend 😭

She’s my best friend every Tuesday and Friday night. 

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Pretty easy even though everyone will claim otherwise? 

Yep. Love them all the same. Like them in a completely different way. My baby is my baby. She’s the one that brings me joy by her presence and makes me happy just to be around her. 

[Octavian 1025]

6 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Is today Quinnsmas?

It’s Quinnza

[Brandywine 1312]

7 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Hes from Arkansas that's ok around there.

Kind of a given in Arkansas to marry your mother, isn’t it? That, or your sister, first cousin, brother or maybe your dog? They got weird stuff going on over there. 

Edited December 11, 2021 by Brandywine

[speed817 19093]

I'm ready.....

[Bevo14 8272]

This team getting a quinnjection of talent today?

[UncleBuck 6444]

This team getting a quinnjection of talent today?

Gunna get pregnant with quinntuplets

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

22 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Kind of a given in Arkansas to marry your mother, isn’t it? That, or your sister, first cousin, brother or maybe your dog? They got weird stuff going on over there. 

They all mean the same to them 

[Laga4 1270]

8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

There is a place in Fredericksburg that does Chicken Fried Ribeye (it was on the Texas Bucket List) with Lobster Gravy.  
 
I am kinda a purist but my cousin Tara who is similar to me taste wise lives near there and said it’s badass. 
 

Cabernet Grill is the place. Lobster gravy seems a bit decadent? 

 

That just doesn't look right. 

[RollLeft 5039]

12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Gunna get pregnant with quinntuplets

I never knew you were trans? nttawt.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Light your candles 

Just Quinn baby! 

[Jafari Rastaman 5]

Does anybody know what time he is arriving and leaving? I plan to be on here constantly refreshing during those hours.

[Hornlover 8824]

1 hour ago, Octavian said:

It’s Quinnza

I'm looking forward to Banksgiving!

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

If anyone wanted to put a mullet on the bald eagle boner gif, it wouldn’t suck.

[Wishbone 4731]

39 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

That just doesn't look right. 

Kinda looks like it’s been eaten at least once already.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

If anyone wanted to put a mullet on the bald eagle boner gif, it wouldn’t suck.

[Jafari Rastaman 5]

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

If anyone wanted to put a mullet on the bald eagle boner gif, it wouldn’t suck.

Can you share it? I must have missed it, as I’ve never seen a bald eagle with a boner.

[Tex Pete 20156]

17 minutes ago, Jafari Rastaman said:

Does anybody know what time he is arriving and leaving? I plan to be on here constantly refreshing during those hours.

You should go to campus and report for the rest of us. We’ll pay you in Best Buy coupons. 
 

[Wishbone 4731]

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

If anyone wanted to put a mullet on the bald eagle boner gif, it wouldn’t suck.

On a bald eagle wouldn’t it be a skullet?

[Irieguy 1059]

8 minutes ago, Jafari Rastaman said:

Can you share it? I must have missed it, as I’ve never seen a bald eagle with a boner.

No no. The boner has a bald eagle. Obviously. 

[Sabalo 994]

9 minutes ago, Jafari Rastaman said:

Can you share it? I must have missed it, as I’ve never seen a bald eagle with a boner.

[Droopy 2623]

[Ron Swanson 176]

4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

 

Just here waiting for the premier of QE II: The Recommitment.

[futureman 22414]

so is quinn coming to texas?

[mdmost 42827]

Back up in your ass with the Quinnsurrection!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Ask and ye shall receive. A fellow Texas expat here in the Triangle just told me about the CFS at "It's a Southern Thing" in Durham. I'll have to have a celebratory Quinnza breakfast there tomorrow.

[Napoleon 8600]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

so is quinn coming to texas?

Yes.

And he’s bringing Waddle.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

And he’s bringing Waddle.

After all this feasting on CFS, that could be any of us. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

so is quinn coming to texas?

Are you willing to fist yourself?

[futureman 22414]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Are you willing to fist yourself?

that’s a weird thing to say. 

[mdmost 42827]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Are you willing to fist yourself?

Fistivus for futureman!

[Longhornlove 4779]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s a weird thing to say. 

Original huh?