Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[6th Street 6,390]

Since it's obvious this might be the only thing that can save us, please post all your Quinn Ewers rumor mongering here.

 

[henrygandorf 29,189]

new thread suggestion title - "he probably gone".

that should get everyone good and riled.

[realgreggym 835]

On 9/23/2021 at 10:46 PM, Sawbonz said:

I thought that dude had a red shirt kindergarten year? Isn’t he already 19

 

Sawbonz, I know that you meant nothing other than an attempt at humor  but do you think you can either delete this or change the wording if you can. Thanks.

[DaysOff 7,947]

No Christians

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Time to divert Burnt Ends money to sweat towel and blonde hair dye fund?

[TexasGolf 4,896]

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Time to divert Burnt Ends money to sweat towel and blonde hair dye fund?

BE$ is the only football money this crop of TE will ever earn … show some compassion!

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

33 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

BE$ is the only football money this crop of TE will ever earn … show some compassion!

Ahem: La Liga de Fútbol Americano de México. Brewer seems a good fit for the Chihuahua Warlords -- he'd have Trent Richardson as a teammate -- and I think if Wiley develops a little more, he could be the Tony Gonzalez of the Jalisco Tequila Makers. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

10 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ahem: La Liga de Fútbol Americano de México. Brewer seems a good fit for the Chihuahua Warlords -- he'd have Trent Richardson as a teammate -- and I think if Wiley develops a little more, he could be the Tony Gonzalez of the Jalisco Tequila Makers. 

I yield to your scouting prowess …

[Sawbonz 27,545]

4 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Sawbonz, I know that you meant nothing other than an attempt at humor  but do you think you can either delete this or change the wording if you can. Thanks.

Why?

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

3 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

BE$ is the only football money this crop of TE will ever earn … show some compassion!

After watching that clip of both of the main guys getting blown up by one guy trying to block for Bijan

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

After watching that clip of both of the main guys getting blown up by one guy trying to block for Bijan

 

 

Have you seen the lowlights of Bijan blocking?

[realgreggym 835]

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Why?

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

2 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

Sorry for your loss.

[SydneyCarton 48,070]

2 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

Have you written a strongly worded letter to Warner Bros. yet letting them know that caddyshack contains material you find offensive?

[closetojumping 62,591]

Hahahahahahahaha I didn’t know what could be happening in this thread so I clicked on it and it absolutely did not disappoint. realgreggym is just outstanding. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

[Dilligas 666]

20 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

T&P. Really? What a fucking dweeb

[HenryJames 66,038]

3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

T&P. Really? What a fucking dweeb

Can you remove the ‘gas’ from your username?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Can you remove the ‘gas’ from your username?

Dillipetrol isn’t quite as snappy …

[bad_teammate 13,193]

So we getting Ewers or what? My cardiac wants to know

[HermannGöringGöringGone 5]

He's ours.

[Helobious 9,451]

43 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

Not sure if serious. That scene is referring to how people used to get executed in the US, pretty different context from it’s use at places like Chelmno or Treblinka.

[ClubWhatever 12,122]

7 minutes ago, HermannGöringGöringGone said:

He's ours.

lol at the username.  Bravo. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[closetojumping 62,591]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Not sure if serious. That scene is referring to how people used to get executed in the US, pretty different context from it’s use at places like Chelmno or Treblinka.

He didn’t care. He wanted to virtue signal and context wasn’t going to stop him. 

I’m starting to worry about how he’s going to react when he finds out that I’m usually in BlackFace whenever I’m posting on this board. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

1 hour ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

 

 

 

[realgreggym 835]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

He didn’t care. He wanted to virtue signal and context wasn’t going to stop him. 

I’m starting to worry about how he’s going to react when he finds out that I’m usually in BlackFace whenever I’m posting on this board. 

I wouldn't think any differently than you're an idiot posting in blackface.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

2 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

I wouldn't think any differently than you're an idiot posting in blackface.

That’s fair.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

He didn’t care. He wanted to virtue signal and context wasn’t going to stop him. 

I’m starting to worry about how he’s going to react when he finds out that I’m usually in BlackFace whenever I’m posting on this board. 

Man I have a really good joke about picking up jewish chicks but I’ll get banned 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

5 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

I wouldn't think any differently than you're an idiot posting in blackface.

[TXRed 3,247]

Ohio has really done a number on ol’ Quinn. 
 

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by TXRed

[ChiTownDoc 21,145]

2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

I was wondering why you didn't have any flare under your name.  Very woke mods around here. 

[TreatyOak 16,311]

2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

You’re on a Surly, dude. It that offends you, (and it literally has nothing to do with Nazis gassing people, geez, what a stretch) you need to stick to Instagram. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I was wondering why you didn't have any flare under your name.  Very woke mods around here. 

Holy smoke!

[Newy25 7,668]

2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

because I had family gassed in the camps by the fucking Nazis. I know that you were not being rude but I would still appreciate your removing that. Thanks.

 

[ztejas 43,418]

I get where greggym is coming from. I had a great grandfather die in the Holocaust. 

Just kidding.

He was there though. 

[dcar00 14,167]

53 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

You’re on a Surly, dude. It that offends you, (and it literally has nothing to do with Nazis gassing people, geez, what a stretch) you need to stick to Instagram. 

you misspelled AOL Chat Rooms

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

He was there though. 

Your great grandfather was a Nazi?

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

Maybe he comes from a mentally retarded or homosexual Gypsy family.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Or both. 

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

This really puts the brakes on "all gas."

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

I knew what this place was when I signed up. I knew what this place was when I clicked this thread. Yet, here I find myself.

[Duane Moore 5,237]

6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I knew what this place was when I signed up. I knew what this place was when I clicked this thread. Yet, here I find myself.

If you care to stray over to the football forum the hottest thread is chronicling the Pole Assassin’s monkey attack. 

[SydneyCarton 48,070]

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Man I have a really good joke about picking up jewish chicks but I’ll get banned 

Say it. Please. 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

16 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Wait, is that a bad thing?   That seems like a much better and more entertaining way to internet than constantly refreshing to see the latest made up report about why we might still have a chance with Evan Stewart.

To the contrary, it’s the most fun I’ve had reading Surly this whole season. 

[Lou_Sassle 2,874]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I get where greggym is coming from. I had a great grandfather die in the Holocaust. 

Just kidding.

He was there though. 

Did he fall out of a guard tower? 

[stork642 4,498]

All I know is if we can get Ewers I know I will breath easier.  This is a thread about Ewers right?

Edited November 2, 2021 by stork642