Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[BurntOrange&White 39,605]

What kind of recruiter is this kid expected to be?

 

 

 

Imagine Sam but with a lot more pull and clout from other players.

[Hank_Hill 18,486]

Yea, even if he had the personality of a Kyler Murray, being the #1 overall recruit as a QB and in the class early makes you a huge recruiting asset. 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[RollLeft 5,039]

Why not go for Shemar Stewart or Walter Nolan?  Might as well go for 1 and 2 ala Simms/ Redding.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, even if he had the personality of a Kyler Murray, being the #1 overall recruit as a QB and in the class early makes you a huge recruiting asset. 

 

Especially when receivers and skill position players see his ability to throw the ball.  That  73 yard pass is epic but it's his touch that is unparalleled. 

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

3 hours ago, shnsajax said:

What kind of recruiter is this kid expected to be?

 

Like Carrington and Harris, but more white.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

The only negative
 

Shut your whore mouth!

[Sleepyhorn 6]

This is such fantastic news, great work by our coaches and recruiters. Hook’em, and fuck OU.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,413]

23 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Shut your whore mouth!

No kidding. I hope that look is not a negative being that I just went to the stylist and had it duplicated on myself.

[Orange&White 5,516]

It looks like Tom is still pressing his ass cheeks up to glass, but instead of a mirror I think it is CTJ's windshield.

[Hank_Hill 18,486]

Think the mullet is gone now, before you all start changing your hair styles

[Hornius Emeritus 12,413]

 

[Wishbone 4,731]

5 hours ago, shnsajax said:

What kind of recruiter is this kid expected to be?

 

Haha! Well, he’s a generational talent at the most important position on the field. As long as he is not a dick, and can make his grades and remain on our roster, he really doesn’t have to do much more imo. Any extra effort on top of that should get us a look at anyone and everyone wanting big things to happen for them in football.

[Hank Scorpio 17,721]

My God. They said it couldn't be done. The scientists have created a man made of pure Southlake. If he ever gets a Ford Raptor he will be unstoppable. 
 

[stork642 4,498]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Think the mullet is gone now, before you all start changing your hair styles

Too late. 

[Mason Ramsey 3,371]

@closetojumping @Machinator thoughts?

[victory88 5,654]

Is Ctj even alive.  

[Mason Ramsey 3,371]

8 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Is Ctj even alive.  

trying my best to revive them 

[ztejas 43,262]

11 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Is Ctj even alive.  

He's posting under the handle @shadow_operative

[RGBIII 22,798]

13 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Is Ctj even alive.  

I assume he’s actually Carl

[TexasGolf 4,856]

Who’s he bringing with him 2022 ?

[ztejas 43,262]

4 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Who’s he bringing with him 2022 ?

So many hot bitches

[futureman 22,414]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So many hot bitches

southlake is tier 1 elite for whores. 

[Hank_Hill 18,486]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

southlake is tier 1 elite for thots. 

fify

[Wishbone 4,731]

27 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Who’s he bringing with him 2022 ?

Errybody

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Is Ctj even alive.  

After all his mocking, COVID got him?

[mantis toboggan 847]

Can someone tell me how Ewers will compare to the Gunnell effect?

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Imagine momentum vs. fauxmentum...

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

Against Duncanville, the numbers were stupid but did anyone notice if he threw at Rakestaw? 

[LTtxfan 48,960]

SIAP...

 

[LTtxfan 48,960]

 

 

[OU Sucks 8,745]

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

#1 or 7 doing his best Kobe Boyce incompletion impression

[Dennis Taylor 18,698]

11 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

#1 or 7 doing his best Kobe Boyce incompletion impression

I wish that was a couple seconds longer to catch his full reaction to seeing it be a catch 

[THUJONE 4,550]

On 8/14/2020 at 10:34 PM, ztejas said:

Remember when Tyrone Swoopes was getting snaps for us?

Nope.

[RGBIII 22,798]

I started this thread...fittingly I end it. Sincerely, FUCK you Tom Herman! FUCK YOU!

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Welp, there goes any remainder of hope I have for the future of this program

Edited October 29, 2020 by perfectchaos007

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Fuck you Tom.

[mdmost 42,841]

[satyanash 14,281]

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

[4th&Five 41,457]

Fire this fraud now!

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Ooooof.

Guillotine szn, imo

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Literally everyone should have seen this coming. No one is shocked, right?

[TexasMan 10,786]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Literally everyone should have seen this coming. No one is shocked, right?

No. Doesn't make it hurt any less, though. 

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

I'd love to put on my tinfoil hat and say it's all a set-up to push Tom out faster.  I'd like to believe that.  But that shit ain't the truth.  The truth is our football program is the weak, and Tom Herman is the tyranny of evil men.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Fuck you Tom. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Just now, TexasMan said:

No. Doesn't make it hurt any less, though. 

I agree, but when you have a retard as a HC who makes incompetent decisions after decision, why would you ever put your faith into that? He's waiting to see who we hire after Tom is gone this year. Will he be back? I dunno, but I know we have a much better chance at getting him back when we don't have Corky running our program. 

[Mo Horn 8,807]

First of many I fear. If we lose Saturday, and a move isn't made more will decommit before the plane lands back in Austin. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,384]

On 8/16/2020 at 1:59 PM, Orange&White said:

It looks like Tom is still pressing his ass cheeks up to glass, but instead of a mirror I think it is CTJ's windshield.

This aged well. 

[EZ$ 2,102]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

First of many I fear. If we lose Saturday, and a move isn't made more will decommit before the plane lands back in Austin. 

At least we won’t lose the Brocks. 

[Tom Chairman 264]

Literally everyone should have seen this coming. No one is shocked, right?

Stupid comment is stupid.

We were shocked he committed in the first place. If he committed in lieu of the dumpster fire then, yes, I am surprised he's pulled out considering this season is more of the same.