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Posted
5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Ketch publicly showed our hand (and his ass), again. CoitusPorn on 247 is in a group text with a bunch of San Antonio Spurs who are saying that Ewers is locked in to UT and is bringing two long-snappers with him. Tim Duncan's jet just flew from Dallas to Austin. Del Frisco's has conceded defeat. Think that about covers it. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

 

 

I get it now. Internet points make your penis bigger.

Motherfucker...are you telling me I've gotta go rep farm in the Cloak Room? Nope. Fuck it. My wife will just have to continue dealing with it.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

We've got posters out here barely making (burnt) ends meet, too poor for three fitty, and you're out here boasting your BANNER money? If I had banner money, wouldn't work another day in my life. 

if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. 

What?

Posted
7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Ketch publicly showed our hand (and his ass), again. CoitusPorn on 247 is in a group text with a bunch of San Antonio Spurs who are saying that Ewers is locked in to UT and is bringing two long-snappers with him. Tim Duncan's jet just flew from Dallas to Austin. Del Frisco's has conceded defeat. Think that about covers it. 

going to go order a chateaubriand well done and they're going to DO IT, damnit

Establish dominance.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure how many times I have to say this to people but banners aren't really that expensive...

what about billboards?

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Deflecting already and he hasn’t even committed to Texas yet 

"You see the reason he'd want to go to Texas is that our QB room is just too scary, and not that we are an inferior institution in every aspect except cotton farming."

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Posted
20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Dude you don’t just fucking waltz into Lubbock with the western Kentucky prodigy at the helm and go head to head Behren fucking Morton and expect an easy battle. 
 

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Posted
1 minute ago, WBT said:

what about billboards?

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I mean, aggy gonna aggy, but if you are going to try brag about academics at least do it in Starkville. I mean Florida is a much better school than A&M. Did they also put one up in Nashville and Atlanta?

 

And the cleanest thing didn't seem to matter much in the end.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

I have no interest in grabbing dinner with a bunch of 18-22 year old TEs.  I have no interest in having dinner with you either.

I do have interest in getting this program fixed and if that means I contribute $25 a month to help that happen then so be it.  I mean shit it is the cost of a fucking lunch!  This program will not improve because of our administration.  The only way to get this thing off of life support is to weaponize NIL.

All of you who don't want to contribute that is fine but you got to accept the fact that as a fan you will be viewed as "less than". 

My man where you eating lunch at for $25.00?

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Posted
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"You see the reason he'd want to go to Texas is that our QB room is just too scary, and not that we are an inferior institution in every aspect except cotton farming.

& meat judging. They're very good at meat judging

Now for the innuendos..

Posted
Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

Lmao at this shit. Longhorn Nation is exactly what people say we are. Man this is a new low.

If you didn’t sign the petition fist your own ass 

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

did you just use Longhorn "Nation?" lol

Odds @SarkAfterDark is wearing an All Gas No Brakes hat as he keeps up with Longhorn Nation on Surly?

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Posted
19 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Was just checking one of the Tech forums because it moves a lot slower than this one does (easier to keep up while at work).

And I've gotta hand it to him, this response cracked me up. 
 

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They realize they got blown out by us right? This isnt the flex they think it is. 

Posted
17 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Biggest meltdown: Quinn goes elsewhere, explicitly cites petition as the reason.


"Yeah ... I was really feeling Texas and had settled on the Longhorns but then their fans went and got all these people to sign this creepy petition.  I've had clingy girlfriends before and that petition reminded me of them ..."

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Posted
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There was a poster who was so put off by the thought of eating a delicious McRib. He wagered he’d eat one if Meyer was hired. 

Jebus, that'd be worse than fisting yourself.

Posted
21 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

I mean, aggy gonna aggy, but if you are going to try brag about academics at least do it in Starkville. I mean Florida is a much better school than A&M. Did they also put one up in Nashville and Atlanta?

 

And the cleanest thing didn't seem to matter much in the end.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God I love this fucking site of assholes. I couldn't make it through the day without y'all. I mean that. This board keeps me sane, unlike our football program. 

The only way it could have been any finer was if THUJONE had penned it himself.

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