I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludlow!

[Eskimohorn 5642]

I'm sorry! I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

[PRONG HORN 3152]

[McCroskey 1505]

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Red Five 40877]

Lieutenant.
The feeling is mutual.
Cuban?
No Dutch Irish. My father was from Wales.

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Hey Al,
You have something on the side of your mouth...

No, the other side.

(Half a banana falls down)

[Underdog 28754]

^ Cracks me up everytime. 

[mdmost 43011]

Sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Nice beaver!

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

Thank you.  I just had it stuffed.

[South Austin 52523]

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

[Guest Lobo]

I was just boiling a roast.  How do you like yours?  

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Very hot, and awfully wet.

[Surly Bevo 25089]

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?  

[McCroskey 1505]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Goodyear?  

The worst.

[McCroskey 1505]

Yes, well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of a park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.  That's my policy.

[Homercles 10206]

On 8/15/2020 at 4:40 PM, South Austin said:

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

That entire baseball / ending scene is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life...the whole movie is phenomenal but when baseball season spins up I always think of two things:

1) ‘....strike?’

2) *sliding runner stopped a yard short of the bag* ‘SAFE!!!’

And there’s a ton of awesome beyond that...the national anthem debacle, umpires fighting, the opening highlights where the guys head falls off, calling strikes before the ball even gets there, cleaning the plate, stunning the fat lady, slapping nordberg down the stairs, etc.  

 

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Ludwig, OP, Ludwig. 

Cuban?