Whats the Consensus on Butterfaces

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

 

So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months.

 

In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body.

 

8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed.

 

What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11?

 

I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face.

 

Everyone agree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PRONG HORN 3151]

5 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face.

 

I don’t think so.  On my personal scale the minimum face is 4.  So a 10/4 is my ugliest 10 body.  I wouldn’t get with a 10/3.

i would rather bone an 8/5 than a 10/4.  An 8 body is still pretty damn good.  At some point as the face improves there will be some naturally diminishing returns.  Maybe I would prefer an 8/5 over a 6/6, or 6/7.  

In a sense you’re right.  I would rather have sex with a butterface than a butterbody.  

 

 

 

 

[RPM 26327]

Just roll her over. Problem solved.

[texasjacket 289]

For some reason the pics aren't loading

[Wally Fairway 5570]

Awkward humblebrag

(response) don't care had sex

[Wally Fairway 5570]

1 hour ago, texasjacket said:

For some reason the pics aren't loading

I, for one, am thankful that there are no pics

[Guest]

turn the lights out and she can be anyone.

Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much...

[markstanco 12586]

A third ranking method is being introduced?
This is getting out of hand.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

A third ranking method is being introduced?
This is getting out of hand.

Well if it's in your hand you can make up any kind of method.... right ?

[Enchubben 5510]

Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other

Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body.

Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body.

Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face

Body 5-7 better be a 7 face

Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix.

 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Enchubben

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

^^^^^^ Maybe the funniest thing to ever be posted on the internet...  because it's also 100% accurate.  

Personally give me a 7-8 body that holds up over the long haul, and a 4 and up face.

Edited August 16, 2020 by Onboard 2.0

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other
Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body.
Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body.
Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face
Body 5-7 better be a 7 face
Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix.

 

Was going to quote this guy too, lulz

[ztejas 43522]

I'm not sure I'll go below a 5 face. Never really thought about it that much.

If I'm taking the effort to try and lay a 5 face she has at least an 8 body. 

On the other side, I don't think you can have a 9 or 10 face without having at least a 4 or so body. Part of what makes a face look good is a healthy weight and taking care of your body. 

But I would rather lay a 10 body 5 face than a 10 face 5 body any. day. of. the. week.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not sure I'll go below a 5 face. Never really thought about it that much.

If I'm taking the effort to try and lay a 5 face she has at least an 8 body. 

On the other side, I don't think you can have a 9 or 10 face without having at least a 4 or so body. Part of what makes a face look good is a healthy weight and taking care of your body. 

But I would rather lay a 10 body 5 face than a 10 face 5 body any. day. of. the. week.

10 body 5 face.... that's why God gave us light bulbs.

[South Austin 52523]

Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal.

[Incredulity 11679]

Need an example of a 5 face.  

Melissa Mccarthy? She is fat as fuck, but can find good lighting.

Warpaint or nah?

Faces to me are really more of a yay or nay question rather than a point system.

[Enchubben 5510]

MM has more chins than a Chinese phone book. No thanks. That’s a 2-3 face directly due to her weight.

Celebrity examples are tough because most of them wouldn’t get to where they are with a 4. Maybe like an Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad??? Not sure

I would say a 4 is the average face you see in public that you wouldn’t give another look or thought at. Not attractive but not to the level where you turn away in disgust or would lose a boner.

Very scientific I know.

[ABSR 5319]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

turn the lights out and she can be anyone.

Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much...

You can drink (Or turn out lights) an ugly Girl pretty, but you can’t drink a fat girl thin is the saying.  For me however it was never beer goggles but beer judgement.  I still knew she was ugly, but I was drunk enough to not care anymore.

[elfenix 34330]

Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal.

No one will ever top your mom on that metric

[BigHorn'13 3383]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal.

You can tell this man has a doctorate. 

[woohorn 1131]

It doesn't matter what a moped looks like-you're still ridin' a moped.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Dark hides ugly. 
 

[bmbmd 1027]

 

[Armybrat 40855]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other

Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body.

Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body.

Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face

Body 5-7 better be a 7 face

Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix.

 

I was told there would be no math.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I always thought Surly guys only banged 9's & 10's.  And now there's charts and maths 'n shit?  

I think the attractiveness of the woman's face is more subjective than that of her body.  Between 40-50% of the married women of Texas are obese.  Not overweight or thick, but obese.  So you're already starting at the assumption that there's this big pool of 6-10's bodies that y'all are hitting and that's not the case.  The average Texas man, and that's just average, is dating/screwing/marrying a woman with a '5' body or below.  Maybe all those gals have 9 faces, but the average Texas man is fucking a below average female body.  That's just maths.  They think they're fucking a Whole Foods yoga pants body, but they're not...they're fucking a Buccees body.  And they shouldn't feel bad about it, love is real...not fade away. 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Lobo

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

Top. By far.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Neither, you're mixing 10's and 1's. that's outside the matrix all together.

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

Top. By far.

She is kinda sexy isn't she.

 

 

 

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

Neither, you're mixing 10's and 1's. that's outside the matrix all together.

Ok. If you insist.

 

THATS OUTSIDE THE MATRIX.

 

 

 

[Stunns38 3537]

10 body 5 face.... that's why There’s doggystyle.

Fify

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Fify

Whenever possible yeah....

[cmontexas 3272]

10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended

The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face.

[South Austin 52523]

1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, cmontexas said:

10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended

The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face.

A Good body as a woman ages is a rarer gem.  Lots of pretty faces with a lot of bad shit hidden by fashion.

[Dennis Taylor 18846]

2 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

You are a photoshop wizard. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You are a photoshop wizard. 

He made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

[Iowa Horn 55]

39 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended

The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face.

Yep.  Willing to consider a butterface.  A butterbody would be a no-go. 

But as has been pointed out, butterbodies are exceedingly rare since the attributes that make a body a 5 or lower usually rule out anything above a 7 face.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics:

B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5)

X = Bsquared +2F+ A

If X>30, then I'll hit it.

 

Edited August 16, 2020 by High Plains Drifter
math is hard

[WBT 20641]

Food for thought:

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Fuck all this math shit, it's optics, and optics alone that matter.

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

  Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics:

B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5)

X = Bsquared +2F+ A

If X>30, then I'll hit it.

 

 

So anyone 5 body and up with anal. 6 and up no anal. That seems about right.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Doze 1322]

[Gil Bang 25983]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal.

If by "likes" you really mean "tolerates" then I happen to agree with you

[TexArcher 37989]

5 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

Turn the lights out and have fun with 2.

I can't believe this is even a question.

[Gil Bang 25983]

top one is what Vic calls "Thursday".

[Sbbruin 21865]

My abacus keeps giving me an error message when I try to calculate acceptability.

[cmontexas 3272]

2 hours ago, Iowa Horn said:

 

But as has been pointed out, butterbodies are exceedingly rare

Latinas bruh

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

All this talk about butterfaces and butterbodies, but not a single mention of butterholes

[52-80 19205]

23 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body.

...

Body 5-7 better be a 7 face

 

 

Wait, does a 6 face with 7 body quality or not?