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21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics:

B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5)

X = Bsquared +2F+ A

If X>30, then I'll hit it.

 

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On 8/16/2020 at 7:27 AM, slorch said:

turn the lights out and she can be anyone.

Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much...

I just pretend I'm a viking on a whale hunt. It's a lot of fun once you let yourself go. Used to have a horned helmet and play ocean noises.

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On 8/16/2020 at 2:32 AM, Uncle Boobs said:

 

So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months.

 

In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body.

 

8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed.

 

What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11?

 

I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face.

 

Everyone agree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Consensus: pics of her tits or GTFO

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On 8/16/2020 at 7:55 AM, Enchubben said:

Maybe like an Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad???

Anna Gunn is a 4? Everyone agree? 

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Damn. You gentlemen have high standards. 

Some get an added bonus for confidence, which may be skewing my scale a bit. 

 

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How are we scoring the body? Is it a tits + ass - size of fupa?   Also, is there also a sliding scale depending on how old they are?

We need a math major in here to help us develop a formula.

 

Posted
5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Anna Gunn is a 4? Everyone agree? 

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Damn. You gentlemen have high standards. 

Some get an added bonus for confidence, which may be skewing my scale a bit. 

 

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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11 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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I agree - when a 4 is on the hunt there is usually make-up on board. No?

4 to 6 is easy with cosmetics.

4 to 7 is easier with lingerie. (in my experience). 

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Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

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5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

Yeah, I think that person was ASU Sun Devil Tits.

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Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  
Are you confusing that and the Giant thread?
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I don't remember that thread.  But I think this poster...his avatar was a cropped photo of his wife's chest or something, not the young ASU girl.  I don't know the terminology, but she wasn't the body double...but the people they bring in that are the same height/frame as the main actors...they use them to set up camera shots.  I dunno, those pics of Schyler White made me remember it.  Anyhow back to hearing about single people banging 9's and 10's during a pandemic.  

Growing up in the Midwest, we didn't say "butterface", we said "Penn State'r...Great Uniform, Bad Helmet."  It was even catching on in Texas until Sandusky happened, now you say a girl is a Penn State'r  and people think Joe Paterno looked the other way while something happened to her in the shower.  How has nobody killed that guy yet?  

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12 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

I agree - when a 4 is on the hunt there is usually make-up on board. No?

4 to 6 is easy with cosmetics.

4 to 7 is easier with lingerie. (in my experience). 

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And after that photo, factor in how many beers you've had.

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The poster with the smoking hot wife was something like JW from what I can remember. He and his wife owned a gym in the Phoenix area from what I can recall. She kind of resembled Bo Derek also from what I can recall.

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12 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

He made the move here - jw4381.  See him mainly posting on the food & travel board in NM threads.  He owned/ran a Crossfit box, if I recall correctly.  His wife was/is quite attractive.

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4 hours ago, Hate said:

The poster with the smoking hot wife was something like JW from what I can remember. He and his wife owned a gym in the Phoenix area from what I can recall. She kind of resembled Bo Derek also from what I can recall.

I believe she was technically a long time girl friend, but they had been together for 15 plus years, so depending on the state it may have been common law.

I enjoyed his posts and his avatar.

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Yeah, I didn't mean to bring up old shit...but the Schylar pics well before my comments reminded me of her.  And I don't give a shit how they joint tenant titled their fucking bank accounts, somebody just link photos of her rack and/or these kitchen lingerie pics.  

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On 8/19/2020 at 5:31 AM, Enchubben said:

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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What's the consensus on Anna Gunn's body?  Well above a 4. 

 

An 8 when she is in fighting shape?

 

 

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6 hours ago, ABSR said:

I believe she was technically a long time girl friend, but they had been together for 15 plus years, so depending on the state it may have been common law.

I enjoyed his posts and his avatar.

Yeah it was JW; he was cool and the body in his avatar was spectacular....

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The Guilfoyle chick currently swapping the covid disease with slimy Trump Jr.  is a classic BF imo.  I would go Lizzie Borden above her shoulders and wear her legs like a feedbag. 

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