Chelsea 2020-2021: Campeones de Europa

[ztejas 43394]

Ugh. Mount had a nice square to Pulisic open there. Not the worst effort on goal though. 

[ztejas 43394]

Chilwell pls

[ztejas 43394]

We need to settle the fuck down

[TexArcher 37733]

We've created about 167 chances and still haven't really challenged the keeper.

[ztejas 43394]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We've created about 167 chances and still haven't really challenged the keeper.

Pulisic and Chilwell are not connecting well. Sloppy from both. Timo can't get a foot on the ball and Mount is just teeing off. 

Fuck me.

[ztejas 43394]

Kovacic what the fuck are you doing????

Traore scares the shit out of me. Almost as much as Auba. 

Refs letting a loooot of contact go there.

Edited May 23, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43394]

Shades of the fuckin FA final here...

[ztejas 43394]

KANE!!!!!!!

THANK GOD HE'S PLAYING FOR MONEY!!!

[TexArcher 37733]

Timo's been gawd awful today.

[TexArcher 37733]

OMFG come on...

[ChickenSandwich 9822]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Timo's been gawd awful today.

Nice defense on the corner. 

[ztejas 43394]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Timo's been gawd awful today.

Eh most of them have been. Who's been good? Jorg and Cesar? 

[ztejas 43394]

I just can't take Tuchel seriously without Kante on the pitch. 

[ztejas 43394]

Pool game is basically irrelevant now unless they fuck around and lose. Need to pray that Spurs hold on. 

[TexArcher 37733]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Eh most of them have been. Who's been good? Jorg and Cesar? 

Yeah, but Timo's been the shortest of the midget brigade today.  He's completely lost.

Activate reverse jinx in 15 minutes...

[smoothlonghorn 83]

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Traore scares the shit out of me.

Well, here’s a take that’s hard to argue with....

[ztejas 43394]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but Timo's been the shortest of the midget brigade today.  He's completely lost.

Activate reverse jinx in 15 minutes...

He's actually done some decent stuff without the ball and made a couple decent plays. 

Idk what it is with everyone seeing different things with him. But that foul was stupid as shit and he is still useless with the ball in the box. So not saying I'm disagreeing.

[ztejas 43394]

The problem right now is that if Leicester can find another one we suddenly need 2 goals. A 1-1 scoreline wouldn't affect the standings at all, actually, as we are up 1 point with GD. 

[ztejas 43394]

5 minutes ago, smoothlonghorn said:

Well, here’s a take that’s hard to argue with....

First time on this thread?

[ztejas 43394]

Um. Did Tuchel just use a sub to put Kepa in? Mendy is hurt now?

Awesome. 

[TexArcher 37733]

Just now, ztejas said:

Um. Did Tuchel just use a sub to put Kepa in? Mendy is hurt now?

Awesome. 

Yeah, they mentioned that Mendy took a knock of some sort on the goal.

Not great, Bob.

[ztejas 43394]

Leicester up 2-1.

Cool.

See y'all Saturday. 

[TexArcher 37733]

Oh, for fuck's fucking god damned fucking sake.

[InkaUtexas 25728]

JFC, this sucks. 

[ztejas 43394]

Embarassing effort by everyone involved so far. 

[ztejas 43394]

We are not winning the PL anytime soon being this fucking reliant on one player being on the pitch. Regardless of the CL result. 

[TexArcher 37733]

3 goals in 37' +/- 3'.

Fuck it, let's do it.

[ztejas 43394]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

3 goals in 37' +/- 3'.

Fuck it, let's do it.

Or Spurs could score again...

[InkaUtexas 25728]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Or Spurs could score again...

I hate rooting for the spurs. 

[ztejas 43394]

Nvm

Edited May 23, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43394]

Might as well watch the Spurs game 

[TexArcher 37733]

There's one!!

[InkaUtexas 25728]

No shit. Chelsea just looks terribad today. But we got 1 back. 

 

 

[ztejas 43394]

Well... there's one... 

[TexArcher 37733]

Spurs have scored!

Hold...  Don't be Spursy for once in your lives...

[ztejas 43394]

Holy fuck Spurs 2-2

https://streamwo.com/750152be

Pool is up 2-0 so they're in - that ship has sailed

Edited May 23, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43394]

Thats pretty close....

[ztejas 43394]

Not what we need Azpi

[TexArcher 37733]

Tottenham again!  Bale!!

[InkaUtexas 25728]

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I hate rooting for the spurs. 

GO SPURS! Fuck yeah! 

[ztejas 43394]

[ztejas 43394]

Pulisic has been dreadful today. Tuchel should have told him it was a CL match. 

[TexArcher 37733]

Jesus, Azpi, wtf?

[TexArcher 37733]

I mean, I'd like to punch Jack Grealish, too, but come on.

[ztejas 43394]

Jesus just blow some final whistles please. We don't deserve this shit but I guess we didn't quite suck enough this year to fall out. 

[InkaUtexas 25728]

Dear Bale, please come and play for Chelsea. We owe you 

[ztejas 43394]

Bale again. Top 4 clinched. 

I'd say I'd feel bad for LCFC but you can't let fucking Spurs hang 4 on you on the last matchday of the season. Sucks to suck. 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Well, we’re in.

[InkaUtexas 25728]

Fuck it, will take it. 

Now lets go kick Man C's ass and win some hardware. 

[TexArcher 37733]

Top 4 is top 4.  Nice midseason turnaround and we've got a very important carrot to dangle during the summer window.

Now let's go become the champions of Europe.