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So uh, apparently this is how HS football players style themselves in 2020


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They must have stolen those sunglasses from their moms. If you wear white sunglasses you are a douche of unimaginable proportions.  My gay business partner/long time friend wouldn't be caught dead in white sunglasses, the man was a GQ cover every day.

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  On 8/19/2020 at 9:12 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

They must have stolen those sunglasses from their moms. If you wear white sunglasses you are a douche of unimaginable proportions.  My gay business partner/long time friend wouldn't be caught dead in white sunglasses, the man was a GQ cover every day.

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Reminds me of a work story from years ago. We were drilling on a commercial job and the GC's superintendents son was working for him.  The kid wore white sunglasses to work every day.  Of course our superintendent gave his dad holy hell over it every day, calling the kid every gay slur in the book. After a few weeks of this abuse our supt apologized.

"Man I'm sorry about all the crap I've given you about your kid and his glasses.  To tell you the truth, my kid wears white sunglasses all the freaking time,.....,..........BUT SHE SQUATS TO PISS AND ISN'T A F***** LIKE YOUR KID"!

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Yes. Two country bumpkins from Burnet, Texas are an accurate microcosm of HS football players in 2020. 

Should I see what music 6th grade girls living in Waxahachie are into these days?

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  On 8/19/2020 at 9:48 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Reminds me of a work story from years ago. We were drilling on a commercial job and the GC's superintendents son was working for him.  The kid wore white sunglasses to work every day.  Of course our superintendent gave his dad holy hell over it every day, calling the kid every gay slur in the book. After a few weeks of this abuse our supt apologized.

"Man I'm sorry about all the crap I've given you about your kid and his glasses.  To tell you the truth, my kid wears white sunglasses all the freaking time,.....,..........BUT SHE SQUATS TO PISS AND ISN'T A F***** LIKE YOUR KID"!

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Hilarious. 🙄

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  On 8/19/2020 at 9:12 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

They must have stolen those sunglasses from their moms. If you wear white sunglasses you are a douche of unimaginable proportions.  My gay business partner/long time friend wouldn't be caught dead in white sunglasses, the man was a GQ cover every day.

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Counterpoint:

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So posting random pictures of two high school kids is how the OP maintains equilibrium and lives his best life.  Better than raging on the basketball forum... not really.  

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:22 PM, destroya said:

So posting random pictures of two high school kids is how the OP maintains equilibrium and lives his best life.  Better than raging on the basketball forum... not really.  

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He also comes on random threads that he isn't participating in to tell people having a nuanced, intellectual conversation to shut up and take it somewhere else. 

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:22 PM, destroya said:

So posting random pictures of two high school kids is how the OP maintains equilibrium and lives his best life.  Better than raging on the basketball forum... not really.  

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“Living your best life” hasn’t included being a longhorn fan for about 8 years- 7 if I’m being kind.

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:27 PM, ztejas said:

He also comes on random threads that he isn't participating in to tell people having a nuanced, intellectual conversation to shut up and take it somewhere else. 

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“Internetmanship” is a merit badge now, I hear.

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:27 PM, ztejas said:

He also comes on random threads that he isn't participating in to tell people having a nuanced, intellectual conversation to shut up and take it somewhere else. 

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jesus christ, so this is why you're being pissy. the reason that i had *stopped* participating in the thread (along with everyone else) is because you, troph, and rex hijacked The Joe Rogan thread with an interminable, nuanced, intellectual conversation *about whether or not transgender athletes (M2F) have inherent athletic advantages over athletes who were born without Y chromosomes*. your never ending walls of text were a huge thread derailment, and if the roles were reversed you'd be bitching about how i was derailing the thread with a ranting, tangential conversation. facts.

which is a good segue to my next point: it's funny how people like you and @destroya literally do the things that whine about me supposedly doing in. i "rage all over the basketball board" he says as he rages about upset he is that i started this thread. you guys whine, complain, and get upset over pointless shit 10x more than I do, but don't let that stop you from doing it anyway. 

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:35 PM, Zepol87 said:

A football uniform and white sunglasses isn't what I expected to see. Why is this a thread? /serious

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uh, since when is bunching up your shorts like a girl a part of playing football? the short shorts in basketball look dumb enough, but now they're doing it in football too? "that boy ain't right" comes to mind. 

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:27 PM, ztejas said:

He also comes on random threads that he isn't participating in to tell people having a nuanced, intellectual conversation to shut up and take it somewhere else. 

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also, how does you coming into this thread (- (a thread you aren't participating in) just to derail it with your whiny crap about something that happened in another forum give you the high ground? you seriously don't see the disconnect, do you?

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  On 8/19/2020 at 9:12 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

They must have stolen those sunglasses from their moms. If you wear white sunglasses you are a douche of unimaginable proportions.  My gay business partner/long time friend wouldn't be caught dead in white sunglasses, the man was a GQ cover every day.

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Tell us more about this ‘gay business partner / long time friend’.  
 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding.  Please don’t.  

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  On 8/19/2020 at 11:05 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Tell us more about this ‘gay business partner / long time friend’.  
 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding.  Please don’t.  

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bro, let art happen.

“It was all fun and games... until I murdered his wife...”

Boom- next fucking Truman Capote. 

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It was a cross promotion between VYPE (covers Austin area high school sports) and Whataburger. The sunglasses are Whataburger branded on the side.

Multiple high schools from around the area had their football and volleyball players take photos for VYPE today posing in the glasses.

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Burnet's starting QB from last year moved to Wimberley.

Seems like that might be a move "for athletic reasons," which would make him ineligible per UIL rules.  But perhaps he just showed the UIL this picture and said, "This is why I moved."

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  On 8/19/2020 at 10:58 PM, shadow_operative said:

also, how does you coming into this thread (- (a thread you aren't participating in) just to derail it with your whiny crap about something that happened in another forum give you the high ground? you seriously don't see the disconnect, do you?

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This is just a fuck ass bullshit thread for one. 

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Came here to post this...

After God finished making the Earth, he gathered up all of the leftover garbage and piled it in one spot and said, "Burn it." - Llano Yellow Jackets

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  On 8/19/2020 at 11:45 PM, Sbbruin said:

Wait, is OP derka?  Cuz it is very derka-esque to get into these pissing matches.

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all i did was post the photo. it was other people (as usual) who came in here whining about all kinds of nonsense and starting drama. 

also, i'm not sure you know what "pissing match" means. posters getting reflexively upset at me does not a pissing match make. 

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  On 8/20/2020 at 2:09 AM, shadow_operative said:

all i did was post the photo. it was other people (as usual) who came in here whining about all kinds of nonsense and starting drama. 

also, i'm not sure you know what "pissing match" means. posters getting reflexively upset at me does not a pissing match make. 

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If you needed proof the OP was Derka, here it is. 

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  On 8/19/2020 at 11:45 PM, Sbbruin said:

Wait, is OP derka?  Cuz it is very derka-esque to get into these pissing matches.

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Shit, could be...

  On 8/19/2020 at 11:50 PM, Sbbruin said:

Did @Goo Punch get bannanated?

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I’m intrigued...

  On 8/20/2020 at 2:09 AM, shadow_operative said:

Im not sure I know what "pissing match" means.

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Nope.  Definitely not Derka 

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Derka’d

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