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2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Arrested by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.  Arrested on a FUCKING BOAT!  Well played, simulation.  Well played.

Certainly didn't think to put it on my bingo card

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What I've learned from this is that I won't purchase a boat with the donations I receive from my 'Fix Steve Mnuchin's Mouth' fundraiser.

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Bannon will have to worry about Brian Kolfage flipping. Younger guy with a hot wife and young kids. If his wife was aware of the crime, there is zero chance he doesn't flip on his co-defendants. The DOJ only needs to threaten he and his wife with a prison sentence that will allow them to get out in time for their kids' weddings.  From pics of the wife, she knows that coming out of prison in her 40s is a bad idea for her future.

when in doubt, watch a Scorsese movie to see how to follow up a crime:

 

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2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

 

I just caught the part where the Post Office agents arrested Bannon.

 

This simulation is getting ridiculous. Even for 2020 standards.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Bannon will have to worry about Brian Kolfage flipping. Younger guy with a hot wife and young kids. If his wife was aware of the crime, there is zero chance he doesn't flip on his co-defendants. The DOJ only needs to threaten he and his wife with a prison sentence that will allow them to get out in time for their kids' weddings.  From pics of the wife, she knows that coming out of prison in her 40s is a bad idea for her future.

when in doubt, watch a Scorsese movie to see how to follow up a crime:

 

Not knowing shit about him, is it possible he was just a patriotic beard for this effort?  Seems like a stretch with Prince involved, but if he was just along for the ride, it might make him ripe for flipping.  

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1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

That's why the service staff on that yacht giggles when someone orders a Coke.

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1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

Hey Brian, I'll take care of your wife for you when you're getting raped in your wheelchair in prison.

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This chick shows up on my Instagram explorer all the time. Never realized that was the fund the wall guy. 

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7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I just caught the part where the Post Office agents arrested Bannon.

 

This simulation is getting ridiculous. Even for 2020 standards.

 

 

Maybe with defund the police catching on, we can just shift that responsibility to the Post Office.   Would add a hell of a lot of excitement that Amazon couldn't match.

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1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

Now Trump feels "very badly" for a sloppy guy who cried when he got fired and begged for his job.

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Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

Little known fact: WKRP in Cincinnati was actually a futurist documentary.  True fact.

Along those lines, beware of turkeys plummeting from the sky.

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The only joy I take is KNOWING that Bannon when from thinking I am king of the world... and now my surroundings and reality are much, much different.

I also get a tiny bit of joy thinking about the same reality change happening our merry Trumpster.

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9 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

Seinbytes {Kramer Vs The U.S Post Office} Seinfeld NBC GIF by ...

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any chance we could get John Rocker thrown in for good measure?

Isn’t he speaking at the RNC?

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4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

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Ironic, isn't it?

The one man who would be thrilled to be sentenced to life in an institution where regular buttsex is the order of the day, and he can't even get arrested.  Ain't life a bitch?

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ironic, isn't it?

The one man who would be thrilled to be sentenced to life in an institution where regular buttsex is the order of the day, and he can't even get arrested.  Ain't life a bitch?

I was going more for the pirate themed boat party angle but you make  an interesting observation.

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The beauty of that Erik "DeVos" Prince interview is the cocksure manner in which he hints that Mexico will indeed soon pay for the wall.

This, of course, leads to the overwhelmingly obvious question "hey Erik and Steve and 3XAmp, are you going to return all the money to your donors once Mexico ponies up?  No?  So where is that $20M going?"

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Six.  Six senior Trump campaign figures indicted on federal charges thus far.  LAW AND ORDER.

When Trump says he is the “Law and Order President,” what he means is that his administration has more criminals than the entire series run of NBC’s Law & Order.

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1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

Lay Lady May

Lay across my big brass cell

Stay Lady May 

Stay with your Trump awhile

Until the break of day 

Let me see you make him smile 

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4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

When Trump says he is the “Law and Order President,” what he means is that his administration has more criminals than the entire series run of NBC’s Law & Order.

And the antagonists were way too over the top in a cheap Bond villain style.



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