Steve Bannon Indicted

[Chooky 13,321]

Arrested by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.  Arrested on a FUCKING BOAT!  Well played, simulation.  Well played.

[SimonBolivar 10,961]

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

 

So, the post office has a sea cop division?

 

[Captainant 27,970]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Arrested by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.  Arrested on a FUCKING BOAT!  Well played, simulation.  Well played.

Certainly didn't think to put it on my bingo card

[Chooky 13,321]

What I've learned from this is that I won't purchase a boat with the donations I receive from my 'Fix Steve Mnuchin's Mouth' fundraiser.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,539]

Bannon will have to worry about Brian Kolfage flipping. Younger guy with a hot wife and young kids. If his wife was aware of the crime, there is zero chance he doesn't flip on his co-defendants. The DOJ only needs to threaten he and his wife with a prison sentence that will allow them to get out in time for their kids' weddings.  From pics of the wife, she knows that coming out of prison in her 40s is a bad idea for her future.

when in doubt, watch a Scorsese movie to see how to follow up a crime:

 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

I would pay so many moneys to see an arrest video with that thing.  

[SizzleChest 8,291]

 

[Chooky 13,321]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,539]

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Sweet ride: https://www.moranyachts.com/luxury-yachts/lady-may/?yacht-type=luxury-yachts-for-sale

[triplehorn 2,664]

Boats for Trump will all be 12 nautical miles out to sea by sunset.

[Chooky 13,321]

Six.  Six senior Trump campaign figures indicted on federal charges thus far.  LAW AND ORDER.

[Dnaguy 12,327]

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

 

I just caught the part where the Post Office agents arrested Bannon.

 

This simulation is getting ridiculous. Even for 2020 standards.

 

 

[Bruh Man 3,160]

You really can't make this shit up.

 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Bannon will have to worry about Brian Kolfage flipping. Younger guy with a hot wife and young kids. If his wife was aware of the crime, there is zero chance he doesn't flip on his co-defendants. The DOJ only needs to threaten he and his wife with a prison sentence that will allow them to get out in time for their kids' weddings.  From pics of the wife, she knows that coming out of prison in her 40s is a bad idea for her future.

when in doubt, watch a Scorsese movie to see how to follow up a crime:

 

Not knowing shit about him, is it possible he was just a patriotic beard for this effort?  Seems like a stretch with Prince involved, but if he was just along for the ride, it might make him ripe for flipping.  

[Chooky 13,321]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

That's why the service staff on that yacht giggles when someone orders a Coke.

[TXSG8R 3,362]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

Owned by the Chinese?  This is my shocked face.  

[Dnaguy 12,327]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,453]

1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

Hey Brian, I'll take care of your wife for you when you're getting raped in your wheelchair in prison.

 

This chick shows up on my Instagram explorer all the time. Never realized that was the fund the wall guy. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,539]

Guo and Bannon launched a new Chinese govt in exile 2 months ago. Seems fitting they would be on a yacht that looks like it's meant for a Bond villain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Federal_State_of_China

[hayden_horn 11,365]

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Six.  Six senior Trump campaign figures indicted on federal charges thus far.  LAW AND ORDER.

burt in this gif is all of us

Edited August 20, 2020 by hayden_horn

[Nivek 17,035]

7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I just caught the part where the Post Office agents arrested Bannon.

 

This simulation is getting ridiculous. Even for 2020 standards.

 

 

Maybe with defund the police catching on, we can just shift that responsibility to the Post Office.   Would add a hell of a lot of excitement that Amazon couldn't match.

[yoladu 4,165]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

Now Trump feels "very badly" for a sloppy guy who cried when he got fired and begged for his job.

[Ted Lange 16,153]

Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

[Brisketexan 105,569]

Just now, Ted Lange said:

Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

Little known fact: WKRP in Cincinnati was actually a futurist documentary.  True fact.

Along those lines, beware of turkeys plummeting from the sky.

[horn4life 3,813]

The only joy I take is KNOWING that Bannon when from thinking I am king of the world... and now my surroundings and reality are much, much different.

I also get a tiny bit of joy thinking about the same reality change happening our merry Trumpster.

[SimonBolivar 10,961]

9 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Mail Cops!   It’s like the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where Dr Johnny Fever was worried about getting arrested by the Phome Cops.....but real.

 

2020

Edited August 20, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[Pig Bellmont 8,746]

Buzzfeed reporter with the jokes

[Pig Bellmont 8,746]

The Onion honoring Bannon today with posting old articles 

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Another Trump campaign manager arrested. Standard.

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

Fucking grifters, man. 

[Chad Fuck 17,839]

31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Sweet ride: https://www.moranyachts.com/luxury-yachts/lady-may/?yacht-type=luxury-yachts-for-sale

English/Russian are the language choices on that site.  Apropos.

 

[Mole 4,336]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any chance we could get John Rocker thrown in for good measure?

Isn’t he speaking at the RNC?

[bolverk 29,808]

53 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Sweet ride: https://www.moranyachts.com/luxury-yachts/lady-may/?yacht-type=luxury-yachts-for-sale

In light of the yacht company's name, I'd like to request one of our resident photoshop experts to make this read: "Get A BOAT! MORANS"

[Constant 6,759]

Any chance Bannon thought he was going to a pirate-themed boat party?

[4th&Five 41,701]

somehow miller is still free though.

[Brisketexan 105,569]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

somehow miller is still free though.

It's easy for him to escape the authorities, when he reverts to his natural form....

[G650 14,301]

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Goddamn this is the gif I wanted to use.

[RPM 26,426]

https://media.tenor.com/images/0b34c640a8f1b54579fabfb6f970c232/tenor.gif

[Jiggy-Z 3,467]

8 minutes ago, Constant said:

Any chance Bannon thought he was going to a pirate-themed boat party?

[Brisketexan 105,569]

4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Ironic, isn't it?

The one man who would be thrilled to be sentenced to life in an institution where regular buttsex is the order of the day, and he can't even get arrested.  Ain't life a bitch?

[Jiggy-Z 3,467]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ironic, isn't it?

The one man who would be thrilled to be sentenced to life in an institution where regular buttsex is the order of the day, and he can't even get arrested.  Ain't life a bitch?

I was going more for the pirate themed boat party angle but you make  an interesting observation.

[BrickHorn 18,318]

1 hour ago, TXSG8R said:

 

So, the post office has a sea cop division?

 

Post Guard, imo.

[jimmyjazz 46,470]

The beauty of that Erik "DeVos" Prince interview is the cocksure manner in which he hints that Mexico will indeed soon pay for the wall.

This, of course, leads to the overwhelmingly obvious question "hey Erik and Steve and 3XAmp, are you going to return all the money to your donors once Mexico ponies up?  No?  So where is that $20M going?"

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

somehow miller is still free though.

Unfortunately, virulent racism isn't against the law. 

[BrickHorn 18,318]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Six.  Six senior Trump campaign figures indicted on federal charges thus far.  LAW AND ORDER.

When Trump says he is the “Law and Order President,” what he means is that his administration has more criminals than the entire series run of NBC’s Law & Order.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,104]

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by Degenerate Gardner

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

You really can't make this shit up.

 

Lay Lady May

Lay across my big brass cell

Stay Lady May 

Stay with your Trump awhile

Until the break of day 

Let me see you make him smile 

[Chooky 13,321]

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Post Guard, imo.

Negged.

[RDCanecutter 26,550]

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This?

 

Put those 4 kids in cages.

[Chooky 13,321]

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

When Trump says he is the “Law and Order President,” what he means is that his administration has more criminals than the entire series run of NBC’s Law & Order.

And the antagonists were way too over the top in a cheap Bond villain style.