Something crawled up my ass and died...it's the only explaination

[Gil Bang 25975]

BLT at around 10 AM.  Turkey patty melt around 6 PM.   Nothing else to eat.  Probably drank a quart of Iced  Tea, and about 4 bud lights this afternoon.  I'm sitting in a room, alone, blasting some of the most disgusting, vile farts in my personal history, and I don't know why.  

[burntorangebongos 10747]

You have ass cancer. Get checked.

[SuperSurly 21]

18 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

You have ass cancer. Get checked.

user name checks out...  OP: consider some palliative care options

['stache 21821]

You have ass cancer. Get checked.

Bud Light will do that.

[TrashMaster G 17566]

You forgot about the gerbil, didn't you?

[AM Wood 335]

how bad does your boyfriend's caulk smell?