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[Guest Lobo]

That was my next question?  What's he/she in for?  And he can't say, "Nothing.  Lawyer fucked me."

Also, it would make sense to eventually launch an Austin FC forum but seems a little premature.  We're still a long ways away from MLS action. 

A purely "2020 election" forum would make some sense.  Where all sides (Trump, Biden, and Other) could just have a free for all.  If it had anything to do with the election, it's fair game.  Mainly polling and election/ballot site news, but I could see that go off the rails quick.  But one forum where everybody can come together and nobody can bitch about what's off-limits or shit-posting or what hurts their feelings to have to read in print.  

And we've long hinted at a more "Quackenbush"-type forum for more philosophy, non-secular, theological topics.  Timeless topics from DT and Lulz and CR like religion, AA, parenthood, soul searching, etc.  

So all that to say my predictions for the two new boards are "Squishy Chicks" and "Aggies I Have Met While Yachting"  

[dcbc 14355]

On 9/1/2020 at 10:40 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Honest answer: @South Austin is probably the most level headed poster on this site. Not sure I'd wish this headache on him though.

I rested my beer on his mom's level head.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Isn’t there a Vic Mackey POF thread?  Yeah we don’t need a whole board dedicated to squishy chicks. 

I would amend your second suggestion to “Aggies and Anal-Rape-Thirsty Men Who Shop at Steinmart I Have Met While Yachting”. 

Good to see you day drinking again, buddy.  Take it easy on the family tonight, eh?  

I meant this kinda squishy:  https://thechive.com/2020/08/20/squishy-be-thy-name-60-photos/

Not the Vic kind, but still fun.  

Edited September 2, 2020 by Lobo

[Mole 4318]

Does the gig come with the power to send blinking mail icons?

[HiggyBaby 2498]

Yeah but you have to gain 200 lbs

[Beau Vine 53818]

8 hours ago, G650 said:

What kind of psychopath wants to be a moderator here

Well, they apparently do virtually nothing, so... if the price is right.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Pics of 2 new broads? [/dyslexic friend]

[futureman 22365]

I accept the nomination. 

[Hate 20081]

On 9/2/2020 at 8:38 PM, HiggyBaby said:

Yeah but you have to gain 200 lbs

That's not a problem working from home.

[futureman 22365]

I think I would be a benevolent dictator. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19092]

Although your offer is generous and greatly appreciated, I regret to inform you that I am no longer interested in the position. I wish you well in your continued search for candidates. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

I think this is all a ruse to gather us in the same room and blow that room up. 

[Native Horn 3471]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think this is all a ruse to gather us in the same room and blow that room up. 

Shit, the way 2020 is going, sign me up!

[RPM 26146]

On 9/4/2020 at 11:29 AM, futureman said:

I think I would be a benevolent dictator. 

[Biff Tannen 45384]

On 9/4/2020 at 11:05 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

I wonder if you’d give me a behind-the-scenes role where I could dictate some shit. Basically you’d be my puppet. Thoughts?

Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse?

[atomheartbevo 89285]

8 hours ago, RPM said:

I was thinking more like this

[futureman 22365]

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse?

but what if he’s caught barefoot?  

[Biff Tannen 45384]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

but what if he’s caught barefoot?  

Huge scandal!  We'd need damage control. 

[wd40 1976]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

but what if he’s caught barefoot?  

[MissingInAction 24689]

What's the payscale? I'll do it for 5k ameros a month, and 6 expired best buy coupons.

[XYZ 2154]

I think we are skipping the amero and going straight to the worldo.

[Longboard Horn 39973]

On 9/2/2020 at 2:12 PM, XYZ said:

tor is in prison?

Yes, TOR is in prison. Been locked up for a while. You're late to the party.

[Hate 20081]

Yes, TOR is in prison. Been locked up for a while. You're late to the party.

Has this ever actually been confirmed and does anyone know why he is in prison?

[Longboard Horn 39973]

5 minutes ago, Hate said:

Has this ever actually been confirmed and does anyone know why he is in prison?

I believe that someone once said that TOR was in prison for bank fraud or something along those lines. 

[futureman 22365]

I thought he was fucking kids. 

[Guest Lobo]

Well, that would explain the bank fraud then. 

[The University 851]

if it's an oils and scents board, i'm so fucking in.

[Guest Lobo]

"Oils & Scents Board" sounds like the anti-pasta/charcuterie at South Austin's Mom's "All You Can Eat Fuck Buffet."  

It was actually a really, really classy affair.  

I was guessing we'd have an all Covid-19 board, but moderators would have done that already.  The suspense is building...

[Upgrayedd 5797]

58 minutes ago, futureman said:

I thought he was fucking kids. 

Just bankers it appears.

[TexasMan 10729]

[ChiTownDoc 20999]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I thought he was fucking kids. 

That was TxTow.  TOR was also a huge POS and it would be great if he was locked up.  He posted like a fucking maniac at all hours of the day/night so it makes sense he's either dead or in jail.  

[1978horn 879]

Can we nominate someone to moderate?  If so, I nominate NowThis

[NeverMarryAStripper 21768]

Not him, he's a fucking asshole

[El Diablo 4232]

On 9/1/2020 at 11:02 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Cat Facts and Trivial Cat Facts that make me Surly. 

Ask A Cat Fancier Anything.

[elfenix 34153]

Not him, he's a fucking asshole

I thought it was the other way around

[SHOOTER12 8770]

Holy shit, this is a direct result of fucking aggy on dope....fuck the off season.

[Dbeasy 14895]

Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.

Pimps don't care about that shit...

[EE2B 1561]

Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.

@markstanco it is then. He’s the president of our HOA.

[markstanco 12459]

Not by choice.  I hate it. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21768]

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

@markstanco it is then. He’s the president of our HOA.

I have some posters that I want to report for avatar violations

[Hugo Stiglitz 23355]

My well documented history of insubordination likely prevents me from consideration for this moderator job. 

[Guest]

On 9/7/2020 at 4:58 PM, The University said:

if it's an oils and scents board, i'm so fucking in.

There will be a scent, for sure... and more likely, jelly.

[High Plains Drifter 10961]

On 9/7/2020 at 3:00 PM, Longboard Horn said:

I believe that someone once said that TOR was in prison for bank fraud or something along those lines. 

 

Is that what happened to the wreath fund?

 

 

[immamac 42328]

On 9/10/2020 at 9:55 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

My well documented history of insubordination likely prevents me from consideration for this moderator job. 

you seem perfect to me.

[Gatorubet 29915]

I have a dart board, so I’m qualified for the position.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23355]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

you seem perfect to me.

Thank you but I would be terrible. I wouldn’t enforce shit and I’d never ban anyone. 

[immamac 42328]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Thank you but I would be terrible. I wouldn’t enforce shit and I’d never ban anyone. 

Seems par for this particular course

[washparkhorn 9926]

Congratulations Lord Hugo. (Your candidate made only one mistake in that campaign. But great campaign overall and a good candidate. Mine was better, but bygones be bygones.)

Hugo fights fair in spirited debates where we have disagreed (and may still disagree). 

Sounds like a great mod to me.

[Guest]

maybe he will post less often...