Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks

[Michael Knight 13,211]

 

 

 

[mdmost 43,899]

[Domedriver 655]

Top bagger in the cock gobbling contest!

winner winner, bags of dick for dinner!

[Sgt Hulk 14,353]

That’s the that’s got a chromosome issue lookin dude right.  I winder WhT ge got kicked off toward the end of his season 

[Pato del Muerto 53,419]

Great idea, this. 

[LTtxfan 49,948]

Spencer Rattler is the greatest blOU QB ever...

 

(reverse jinx)

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

 Rattled, Take the loss pussy, Charlie Strong >Baker Mayfield,  Blakes Bell rung,  Bomared -- it is all good.  

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

 

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

[ztejas 44,132]

Oh no.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

His name is Rattler? Really??

 

 

 

 

...fuck, that cool.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,793]

I ain't a skeeered!

[Helobious 9,794]

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

[texifornia 59,004]

Motherfucker's got elf ears

[Surly Bevo 25,704]

[Snacks]/Spencer Rattler is going to win/Snacks]

[JesusSweatDuck 18,054]

He's going to be breathing through a straw after our DL is done with him.  

[JesusSweatDuck 18,054]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

I for sure am in fear of this wily motherfucker.  Spencer Rattler Stats--7-11 81 yds. 1 TD.  This super stud was 4-4  with a TD vs. South Dakota.  This Elway clone was 2-4  vs. Tech.  He shined like a big bad mofo,1-3 vs LSU in a garbage time 63-28 ass whipping.  We are fucked.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

40 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

Sorry for the neg, but.... It's a respectable neg.

[South Austin 53,199]

[Waterface 154]

Spencer Rattler? Fuck Denny's, bruh!

[texifornia 59,004]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

[hornfromdallas 334]

i got no problem with rattler he likes thots i like thots

he got suspended for knocking the boots with a coaches daughter in the bathroom

hes legit

 

[Waterface 154]

If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?

[stork642 4,511]

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Sorry for the neg, but.... It's a respectable neg.

Nah it was probably warranted lol. I want to be wrong so bad, but at this point I expect every Lincoln Riley coached qb to be a heisman finalist and to be picked in the first 2 rounds. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

[SHOOTER12 8,885]

26 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

...and landing on a trampoline and bouncing back up through them again.

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

With big bags of dicks and a Stoops midwife.  

[orange dream 1,295]

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

[Sleepygrad 1,040]

17 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

who gave birth?

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

Edited September 1, 2020 by JohnnyRage

[ztejas 44,132]

6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

Sam Cassel on line 1.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

 

Nope forgot to explicitly include a college kid’s family.

[Foosters 18,265]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

When did Sideshow Bob and Fairuza Balk have a kid?

[perfectchaos007 6,768]

Looks like he smokes a lot of weed

[TwiceHorn 32,044]

44 minutes ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

Yeah, he wasn't explicitly obnoxious most of the time, but had an air of arrogance and self-absorption.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,402]

Everyone else sucks, he should win the Heisman convincingly.

[BradInATX 9,208]

1 hour ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

I thought he came across that way early in the season but came across better as the season went on. Don't know if that was just my opinion, if he calmed down and matured a bit over the year, or if it was just editing work. Regardless, he can go fuck himself.

Edited September 1, 2020 by BradInATX

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

4 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

who gave birth?

Griffin, obviously. 

[Hurtlocker 2,219]

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Dobby is a free elf

[Bregs 225]

[RockyMountainHighHorn 915]

8 hours ago, Waterface said:

If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?

Did someone say PAWG? 

[ousux 5,635]

Does Bobby know you have a hidden cam in his dining room? Slippery slope legal wise, but still commend you for the live look at Stoops family dinner..

[RollLeft 5,090]

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Him as a kid...

Later...

Lately...

[Bevo&Pevo 5,514]

You know, all the cock sucker threads do for me is make me miss Thujone's art.  Too bad we didn't ever just make a sticky with his masterpieces in it.

[Bullneck 19,490]

16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I ain't a skeeered!

If that's him I'm guessing he's a pretty tough guy.  

 

[Lat22 4,082]

What? No good?

[RedDirtTexan 209]

His boyfriend calls his Spence.