Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks

[Michael Knight 12898]

 

 

 

[mdmost 42866]

[Domedriver 655]

Top bagger in the cock gobbling contest!

winner winner, bags of dick for dinner!

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

That’s the that’s got a chromosome issue lookin dude right.  I winder WhT ge got kicked off toward the end of his season 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Great idea, this. 

[LTtxfan 48985]

Spencer Rattler is the greatest blOU QB ever...

 

(reverse jinx)

[lemonandaturd 4285]

 Rattled, Take the loss pussy, Charlie Strong >Baker Mayfield,  Blakes Bell rung,  Bomared -- it is all good.  

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

 

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

[ztejas 43266]

Oh no.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

His name is Rattler? Really??

 

 

 

 

...fuck, that cool.

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

I ain't a skeeered!

[Helobious 9481]

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

[texifornia 56535]

Motherfucker's got elf ears

[Surly Bevo 24697]

[Snacks]/Spencer Rattler is going to win/Snacks]

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

He's going to be breathing through a straw after our DL is done with him.  

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I for sure am in fear of this wily motherfucker.  Spencer Rattler Stats--7-11 81 yds. 1 TD.  This super stud was 4-4  with a TD vs. South Dakota.  This Elway clone was 2-4  vs. Tech.  He shined like a big bad mofo,1-3 vs LSU in a garbage time 63-28 ass whipping.  We are fucked.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

40 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

Sorry for the neg, but.... It's a respectable neg.

[South Austin 52154]

[Waterface 129]

Spencer Rattler? Fuck Denny's, bruh!

[texifornia 56535]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

[hornfromdallas 334]

i got no problem with rattler he likes thots i like thots

he got suspended for knocking the boots with a coaches daughter in the bathroom

hes legit

 

[Waterface 129]

If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?

[stork642 4498]

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Sorry for the neg, but.... It's a respectable neg.

Nah it was probably warranted lol. I want to be wrong so bad, but at this point I expect every Lincoln Riley coached qb to be a heisman finalist and to be picked in the first 2 rounds. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

[SHOOTER12 8789]

26 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

...and landing on a trampoline and bouncing back up through them again.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

With big bags of dicks and a Stoops midwife.  

[orange dream 1241]

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

17 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

who gave birth?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

Edited September 1, 2020 by JohnnyRage

[ztejas 43266]

6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

Sam Cassel on line 1.

[Henry Hill 3156]

[JohnnyRage 1617]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

 

Nope forgot to explicitly include a college kid’s family.

[Foosters 17734]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

When did Sideshow Bob and Fairuza Balk have a kid?

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Looks like he smokes a lot of weed

[TwiceHorn 31295]

44 minutes ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

Yeah, he wasn't explicitly obnoxious most of the time, but had an air of arrogance and self-absorption.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Everyone else sucks, he should win the Heisman convincingly.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 hour ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

I thought he came across that way early in the season but came across better as the season went on. Don't know if that was just my opinion, if he calmed down and matured a bit over the year, or if it was just editing work. Regardless, he can go fuck himself.

Edited September 1, 2020 by BradInATX

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

4 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

who gave birth?

Griffin, obviously. 

[Hurtlocker 2208]

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Dobby is a free elf

[Bregs 225]

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

8 hours ago, Waterface said:

If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?

Did someone say PAWG? 

[ousux 5587]

Does Bobby know you have a hidden cam in his dining room? Slippery slope legal wise, but still commend you for the live look at Stoops family dinner..

[RollLeft 5040]

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

Him as a kid...

Later...

Lately...

[Bevo&Pevo 5033]

You know, all the cock sucker threads do for me is make me miss Thujone's art.  Too bad we didn't ever just make a sticky with his masterpieces in it.

[Bullneck 18987]

16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I ain't a skeeered!

If that's him I'm guessing he's a pretty tough guy.  

 

[Lat22 3994]

What? No good?

[RedDirtTexan 209]

His boyfriend calls his Spence.