Would you rather...

[tchookem 3975]

Looking for kid friendly (yeah, yeah, I know where I am) 'would you rather' dilemma question ideas.

 

Along the lines of...

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

And, yes, I'd still vote Kate over Angie.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

Gimme the money.

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Be able to produce a fart sound or a fart smell on command? 

Would your decision change if you could "throw" your magic power with precision anywhere within a 100' radius? 

[ztejas 44233]

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Would your decision change if you could "throw" your magic power with precision anywhere within a 100' radius? 

No one man should wield that power. 

Edited September 5, 2020 by ztejas

[Mo Horn 8938]

Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Gimme the money.

 Yup. 
 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

There aren't that many pennies in the world. You gonna have to fill it out with dimes and nickels and shit.

[Mo Horn 8938]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

There aren't that many pennies in the world. You gonna have to fill it out with dimes and nickels and shit.

Ok, $00.01. Is that better? 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Ok, $00.01. Is that better? 

I wanted actual pennies, so I could resell them for the copper and nickel content.

[Bevo&Pevo 5519]

does lost include fishing gear?  If so, I will go the gimme all my lost shit back.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I would take the items if the rules included “shit you fucked up or broke yourself because you’re a dumbass”

[Ignatius 4142]

Would you rather have a fight to the death with 100 duck-size horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

How many five-year olds can you beat in an all out street fight? 

[TexLonghorn 5737]

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How many five-year olds can you beat in an all out street fight? 

At the same time?  Or Kung Fu movie one-at-a-time rules?

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Either way, but they're trying to kill or disable you just as much as you are them. 

Edited September 5, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom

[NeverMarryAStripper 22306]

Unless they're armed, all of them

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

But there's an inexhaustible supply of them. You'll tire out eventually, old man. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

I'll take the lost items. 

Mixed tapes of songs long forgotten.

Pictures and letters from the past.

Hell my 1987 baseball card collection prob makes up for the difference.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How many five-year olds can you beat in an all out street fight? 

Five year old humans? Five year old Pit Bulls? Narrow it down for me.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22306]

But there's an inexhaustible supply of them. You'll tire out eventually, old man. 

I bet after I crush a few skulls and suck the brains out the rest will run

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Humans, and nope, they're determined to end you, whatever it ultimately takes. 

[ztejas 44233]

8 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

I'll take the $10 million, thanks.

(Wait, this isn't a pyramid scheme, is it?)

Edited September 6, 2020 by ztejas

[RDCanecutter 26898]

14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans, and nope, they're determined to end you, whatever it ultimately takes. 

If I hold them off for a year, do they stop attacking because they're six-year-olds?

[deadshank 24654]

I’d take Colt not getting injured against Bama. 

[Surly Bevo 25754]

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I’d take Colt not getting injured against Bama. 

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

[deadshank 24654]

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

McCoy.   

[ztejas 44233]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

What about the dozen NFL QBs we missed on between Colt and Sam?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 9/5/2020 at 5:56 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

But there's an inexhaustible supply of them. You'll tire out eventually, old man. 

[Jimbaround 987]

Would you rather be rich or stupid?

[gsoda3 3362]

On 9/2/2020 at 9:34 PM, tchookem said:

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

i've lost a lot more than $10,000, so B.

 

would you rather lick the floor at school or a dirty trash can? would you rather eat a spoon of mud or let a cockroach crawl up your arm? 

[High Plains Drifter 11190]

On 9/2/2020 at 9:34 PM, tchookem said:

 

Looking for kid friendly (yeah, yeah, I know where I am) 'would you rather' dilemma question ideas.

 

Along the lines of...

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

And, yes, I'd still vote Kate over Angie.

 

 

 

 

do I have to pay taxes on the 10g?

What about the stuff i wanted to lose? Do I have to take that back also? Like my virginity?

 

[tchookem 3975]

 
do I have to pay taxes on the 10g?
What about the stuff i wanted to lose? Do I have to take that back also? Like my virginity?
 

You didn't lose your virginity. You may have misplaced it, but you know exactly where it is.

[Wally Fairway 5676]

would you rather Aggy lost to OUsux, or OUsux lose to Aggy

Spoiler

natural disaster is the correct answer

 

Edited September 9, 2020 by Wally Fairway

[ztejas 44233]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

would you rather Aggy lost to OUsux, or OUsux lose to Aggy

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natural disaster is the correct answer

 

OU lose to aggy is the correct answer and you're a horrible Longhorn fan if you think otherwise. 

Never, ever fucking cheer for OU to win unless it puts Texas in a better position to win a conference or national title. They could be playing an intergalactic coalition of aliens for the future of keeping the human race free and I wouldn't be happy if they won.

[Jerry Callo 8960]

Back in the day, I decided I'd root against OU verses everything except the Hitler or Al-Qaeda.  I would probably add Covid to that list, now.