Piss on the no eviction mandates

[Armybrat 40866]

Evicted a family of three freeloaders today for nonpayment of rent.

One of my sons took a 10’ tree pole into our attic and rattled it around in the corner above our bedroom. Momma, Poppa, & Teenage squirrels evacuated to the back yard, and son used screws to reseal the metal vent in the soffit outside our bedroom bay window. They had been bending it down for a week or so to sneak inside for their overnighting. 
Little sumbitches seem to be annoyed, but no freeloaders are allowed around here except me.

 

 

[Gil Bang 25988]

[ztejas 43526]

#squirrellivesmatter

[RexWilson 1348]

Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Not as secret as they thought." - Eskimo Kevin

[washparkhorn 9939]

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

[Homercles 10206]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

 

[Guest Lobo]

He’s a squirrel, he has no home.   

[HRSchenker 2271]

What's worse is that they get to enjoy our public roads and utilizes while paying ZERO in taxes. But if we make them pay their fair share they'll demand representation.

Are you ready for Senator Squirrel? 

[atomheartbevo 89775]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Edited September 7, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Neonmoon 38130]

Great. You realize increased evictions leads to higher bird seed thievery

[Armybrat 40866]

SLM

[gmr548 16592]

What's worse is that they get to enjoy our public roads and utilizes while paying ZERO in taxes. But if we make them pay their fair share they'll demand representation.
Are you ready for Senator Squirrel? 

*looks at the US Senate*

I'm ready for 100 Senator Squirrels.

[Armybrat 40866]

Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 
Oh well. End of story.

[washparkhorn 9939]

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 

 

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[El Diablo 4232]

 

[RPM 26336]

Wake me when you get the moose out.

[Bevo 13593]

20 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

2020 - apocalyptic attack squirrels ?

[Lat22 4015]

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 
Oh well. End of story.

Well, we have no deal with them!

[BabaYaga 15304]

How I imagine this went down

Edited September 8, 2020 by BabaYaga

[EimBach 28]

On 9/7/2020 at 11:31 AM, Gil Bang said:

Why does a squirrel swim on its back?  ............to keep its nuts dry.