Dallas Cowboys 2020 Regular Season Thread: Finally No More Garrett!

[DougO 5239]

I don't know where he ranks among QBs and really don't care. I'm a huge Dak fan. Get him well and put a team around him (including coaching staff) and don't waste his talents for a decade like they did Romo.

Edited October 17, 2020 by DougO

[Wanker Bob 379]

3 hours ago, DougO said:

I don't know where he ranks among QBs and really don't care. I'm a huge Dak fan. Get him well and put a team around him (including coaching staff) and don't waste his talents for a decade like they did Romo.

[Wanker Bob 379]

7 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

That and the Eagles OL was really really good the year they won the SB. Both Wentz and Foles looked great behind them.

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These fuckers never learn to stfu and let the play show what the guy can do. Aldon Smith fortunately lived up to it but they said this shit about griffin and lawrence and those guys suck ass

Edited October 17, 2020 by Wanker Bob

[DougO 5239]

The Cowboys now have about 14 defensive ends on the roster. Couldn't they maybe trade a few of them for an interior DL or an offensive tackle that isn't total garbage?

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

David Irving has to be better than many of our DTs if he's in shape.

[Trey3216 15325]

42 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

David Irving has to be better than many of our DTs if he's in shape.

David Irving is the best tackle on the team and we haven’t signed him yet. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

At the very least he gives a pass rush from the interior.  

[Vic Mackey 46936]

4 hours ago, DougO said:

The Cowboys now have about 14 defensive ends on the roster. Couldn't they maybe trade a few of them for an interior DL or an offensive tackle that isn't total garbage?

Dallas doesn't give a shit about the interior, you know, the part of the line that the QB hates the most when pressure comes from there and it helps contain the run game from the opposing. It's all about rushing the QB from the edge!!! Who cares about DT or safety. Those aren't sexy and are boring according to this front office. We use draft resources and free agent resources on all these DBs and DEs but ignore our biggest weakness up the middle.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

We did draft Trysten Hill. Cant say I'm too excited about him though and now he's out for the year.

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

By my count, after 6 weeks there is one 0-6 team, seven 1-5 teams, and two 1-4-1 teams. So even losing tomorrow, Dallas will be ahead of at least 10 teams in the draft order.  Jets have the easiest path to #1 I think, with the chargers next. The East teams all have to play each other so many more times, and I think the eagles will come out ahead of that but Dallas, wash, and nyg might each get a share of those wins and miss out on the top of the draft board. 
it’s a bad year to try for draft position. 

[anacardo 217]

word ^
time instead to pwn ARI and take that commanding 1.5 game division lead @ .500 with a second string QB

[Drew 2331]

They'll lose and still have a Game lead. So we're sitting pretty...ugh.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Thinking 7-9 honestly. This defense is real bad.

Watching Derrick Henry yesterday just reminded me we could have had Jalen Ramsey and Henry. Ended up with Zeke and Jaylon Smith.

[C-Man 27075]

Thinking 7-9 honestly. This defense is real bad.
Watching Derrick Henry yesterday just reminded me we could have had Jalen Ramsey and Henry. Ended up with Zeke and Jaylon Smith.

Somebody’s been listening to The Ticket today

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

The Morris Claiborne debacle probably scared Jerry and Stephen from a CB. Jags flipped Ramsey for two(!) first rounders.

Juan Thornhill safety on the Chiefs has impressed me. Instead we went with Trysten Hill I believe.

Edited October 19, 2020 by Loch Ness Monster

[futureman 22418]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t fully buy the “we won’t miss a beat without Dak” commentary, 

nor do I.  we’ll be better. 

[futureman 22418]

dak was 1-3 coming off 8-8.  he ain’t the guy.  dalton actually gives us a chance. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

We win tonight, like 34-30. Defense looks good and terrible at times and Dalton, Cooper and Zeke come to play. 

I don’t fully buy the “we won’t miss a beat without Dak” commentary, but Dalton will be fine, I bet. Somehow we enter bye week at 5-4. I still think 10-6 is possible and believe we'll be 9-7. 

Famous last words, but I kind of agree. Arizona isn’t good. Neither are we but they have a lot of the same issues that we have. Even with Dalton we should be able to move the offense at will. That is, if we don’t get “primetime” Dalton of course. Because that was absolutely a thing for most of his career. 
 

im sure well fuck it up, but if we can win tonight the next two are definitely winnable. But just because I feel unusually confident we’ll probably get our asses kicked 

Edited October 19, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Never want to hear another bad word about Dak.

Jerry Jones needs to die.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

3 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Famous last words, but I kind of agree. Arizona isn’t good. Neither are we but they have a lot of the same issues that we have. Even with Dalton we should be able to move the offense at will. That is, if we don’t get “primetime” Dalton of course. Because that was absolutely a thing for most of his career. 
 

im sure well fuck it up, but if we can win tonight the next two are definitely winnable. But just because I feel unusually confident we’ll probably get our asses kicked 

lolwut

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

lolwut

Lol hey man. How was I supposed to know Zeke was broken. We’ve finally started moving the ball and we were slowing down their overrated offense. The recipe was there, but we would beat ourselves even if we played OU so I should’ve known that.

Edited October 20, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[DonkeyCigars 144]

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Lol hey man. How was I supposed to know Zeke was broken. We’ve finally started moving the ball and we were slowing down their overrated offense. The recipe was there, but we would beat ourselves even if we played OU so I should’ve known that.

I was hearing on the radio a couple of weeks ago that there was some real fear that this fumbling thing was a form of the yips (e.g. Tiki Barber-itis) that can actually be existential as a threat for running backs if they don't get right with it immediately. Someone mentioned when he was a rookie they practiced with a ball that would squeak if you were holding it correctly (Zeke was asked and said they don't do that anymore or haven't for a while), but he needs two weeks of nothing but ball handling drills and fumbling drills or a psychiatrist. STAT.

[Jive Turkey 12569]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Jerry Jones needs to die

[6th Street 6357]

Dallas needs to sign Kaepernick

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Dallas needs to sign Kaepernick

Why, just so he can get the shit kicked out of him and we can lose just like we were with Dalton and Dak? 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Jerry on draft day- we couldn't score without dax draft a wideout 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

dak was 1-3 coming off 8-8.  he ain’t the guy.  dalton actually gives us a chance. 

Lmao!!!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 46936]

6 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

We win tonight, like 34-30. Defense looks good and terrible at times and Dalton, Cooper and Zeke come to play. 

I don’t fully buy the “we won’t miss a beat without Dak” commentary, but Dalton will be fine, I bet. Somehow we enter bye week at 5-4. I still think 10-6 is possible and believe we'll be 9-7. 

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clown as usual.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Brandon Weeden = Dalton

[DonkeyCigars 144]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Brandon Weeden = Dalton

This is sad. Brandon Weeden was one of the worst quarterbacks I've ever seen attempt to play the position professionally, so this is saying something.

[dcar00 14036]

20 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Brandon Weeden = Dalton

exactly...

[Vic Mackey 46936]

So Andy Dalton huh??

[Da Fino 2741]

dak was 1-3 coming off 8-8.  he ain’t the guy.  dalton actually gives us a chance. 

Love this

[futureman 22418]

2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Love this

yeah, yeah, fuck off, da fino. 

[Boogaloo 268]

When did Dalton become a steaming turd? I don’t remember him being that bad in Cincy

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Turns out Futureman didn't know what he's talking about. Next.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

The winning QB was 9-24 for 188 yards and we lost 38-10.

Edited October 20, 2020 by Catdaddyhorn

[futureman 22418]

6 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

When did Dalton become a steaming turd? I don’t remember him being that bad in Cincy

did you even watch the game?

[futureman 22418]

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Turns out Futureman didn't know what he's talking about. Next.

I’ve explained the facts in the other thread. dalton got less support in that game than dak ever did.  gallup catches the td, refs call the PI on that pick, zeke holds the ball, dalton wins this game going away.  period end of story. nobody’s ever mistaken you for being smart so I don’t expect you to be able to see past the score. 

Edited October 20, 2020 by futureman

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Turns out Zeke, Dlaw, Jaylon were all terrible contracts. Who knew

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Futureman, it's okay to admit you were wrong. Cowboys defense and offense both suck now.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

 

[Burt Macklin 19000]

Not like anyone ever wondered, but it’s always great to have futureman’s stupidity just bare it’s ass for all to see. There’s a reason he spends all his time just trolling Surly. His serious takes turn out like this. 

[futureman 22418]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not like anyone ever wondered, but it’s always great to have futureman’s stupidity just bare it’s ass for all to see. There’s a reason he spends all his time just trolling Surly. His serious takes turn out like this. 

dalton had to bring us back from dak’s bullshit to win last week so let’s call him 1-1.  same winning percentage as dak last year.  and considerably better than dak this year.  he’s the better quarterback.

this isn’t hard.  

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

 

[markstanco 12522]

When did Dalton become a steaming turd? I don’t remember him being that bad in Cincy

Maybe the day the Bengals signed a #1 pick and didn't want him teaching the #1 pick how to qb in the NFL and instead learn on his own?

Just a hunch.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Hope there's more futerman's out there so i can continue betting against Dalton.😄

 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Once again...see y'all in next year's thread...maybe.

[Nicole44 22028]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

dalton had to bring us back from dak’s bullshit to win last week so let’s call him 1-1.  same winning percentage as dak last year.  and considerably better than dak this year.  he’s the better quarterback.

this isn’t hard.