2020-2021 PGA Tour thread

[C-Man 27049]

Not sure where he's getting this but buddy said he's heard compound fracture of at least one leg, perhaps both. CBS said he was cut out of the car with the Jaws of Life.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Seriously. No more driving for you, bro.

he's too cheap to have a driving service 

[4th&Five 41459]

 

Injuries are not considered life-threatening. Currently undergoing surgery on leg injuries. Local police source said the initial report from the scene of the accident indicated the possibility of multiple leg fractures.

Edited February 23, 2021 by 4th&Five

[tx 3 putt 76347]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

 

brakes are for losers !!!!

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1669]

He’s not driving a Buick?!?!!

[tx 3 putt 76347]

1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

He’s not driving a Buick?!?!!

Genesis tournament car. I bet they're loving all the free advertising on this one !!!!

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

How does he even have a car sponsor anymore. 

[tx 3 putt 76347]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

How does he even have a car sponsor anymore. 

 

he's the tournament host

[4th&Five 41459]

 

[tx 3 putt 76347]

ill guess he was xanx'd out 

[Rip76 4914]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

brakes are for losers !!!!

Sark?

[Hornlover 8824]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

brakes are for losers !!!!

Tiger Woods - All gas, no brakes.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

brakes are for losers !!!!

All gas no brakes! 

Tiger obviously got his mother's driving skills 

[Blotto 23432]

Glutes probably weren't firing. 

[tx 3 putt 76347]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

All gas no brakes! 

Tiger obviously got his mother's driving skills 

 

[dcar00 14035]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

ill guess he was xanx'd out 

and a couple a bloody's.  

[Sandman 3402]

Sadly, my first thought was that he was high. Seeing him all fucked up on tv just reinforces that IMO.

[Jive Turkey 12568]

Tiger just wants to try and one up Ben Hogan.

[dcar00 14035]

19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Injuries are not considered life-threatening. Currently undergoing surgery on leg injuries. Local police source said the initial report from the scene of the accident indicated the possibility of multiple leg fractures.

so he crossed into oncoming traffic?  he's very very lucky he didn't kill someone.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

[pops 6974]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hope that's true. 

[Tailgate 3018]

Could have been texting...you never fucking know...need autonomous driving ASAP.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

3 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Could have been texting...you never fucking know...need autonomous driving ASAP.

 

i dont see any brake / skid marks ?

[hayden_horn 11360]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the fuck they already know that?

[4th&Five 41459]

How would they have tested a guy for pain killers or whatever right after he’s been pulled out of a car with the jaws of life? If he wasn’t groggy before he would be then. 

[SimonBolivar 10913]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

the fuck they already know that?

Well he's half Asian and they'd never do drugs. Especially in dens.

 

 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

How would they have tested a guy for pain killers or whatever right after he’s been pulled out of a car with the jaws of life? If he wasn’t groggy before he would be then. 

They have had plenty time to do this. Wreck occurred at 743AM local time. 

[tx 3 putt 76347]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the fuck they already know that?

 

im guessing no alcohol or drugs in the car and not sure why they would release that info 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

im guessing no alcohol or drugs in the car and not sure why they would release that info 

Because this is immediately what the entire world is assuming. If it is true, eliminate any rumors surrounding these two items. 

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

They have had plenty time to do this. Wreck occurred at 743AM local time. 

hahaha, no.

you don't get blood results back within hours. usually not even weeks.

[pops 6974]

Not a doctor,  but wouldn't they need to know what was in his system before giving him anesthesia?

[tx 3 putt 76347]

Just now, pops said:

Not a doctor,  but wouldn't they need to know what was in his system before giving him anesthesia?

not a doctor but isnt it against the law to release that info ?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

hahaha, no.

you don't get blood results back within hours. usually not even weeks.

The fix is in ...

[pops 6974]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

not a doctor but isnt it against the law to release that info ?

Also illegal to take pics of kobes body and text them around. LASD. 

[hayden_horn 11360]

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Not a doctor,  but wouldn't they need to know what was in his system before giving him anesthesia?

not a cop, but how the fuck would they have instant access to the man's medical chart/bloodwork?

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Not a doctor,  but wouldn't they need to know what was in his system before giving him anesthesia?

Likely yes. And in the incident in Orlando with the 9-iron to his car, he was looped up on meds but got away with it.

LA sheriff dept just said they didn’t use jaws of life, it was incorrectly reported earlier

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Shits crazy. He’s about 4 miles from my house. I’ve wrecked my bike there haha

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Live shot on tv of a cop carrying a golf bag with clubs away from the Tiger vehicle

[Red Five 40649]

Should have gone with the driver. 

[smuggs 9342]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

not a cop, but how the fuck would they have instant access to the man's medical chart/bloodwork?

Tiger carries them in a manila folder. Like Swayze in Roadhouse.

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I've seen this photo but not sure where it is from.  What's the backstory?

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

He was in the booth this weekend as the host of the tournament.  I thought he looked high at the time, like many others.

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

I've seen this photo but not sure where it is from.  What's the backstory?

https://www.golfmagic.com/pga-tour/tiger-woods-looked-absolutely-fried-cbs-interview-about-masters

you can see the full interview at the link

[Longhornstampede 3173]

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i dont see any brake / skid marks ?

I bet his shorts had some after that

[pops 6974]

Golf Channel reporting he was headed to rolling hills CC to film something with Drew brees and Justin Herbert.  Valet at the hotel was slow and he was running late. 

Who knows. 

[ztejas 43263]

45 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Live shot on tv of a cop carrying a golf bag with clubs away from the Tiger vehicle

Now is really not the time with an important investigation going on that he should be a part of. 

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

I guess the road had been "Tiger Proofed"

[dcar00 14035]

46 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Likely yes. And in the incident in Orlando with the 9-iron to his car, he was looped up on meds but got away with it.

LA sheriff dept just said they didn’t use jaws of life, it was incorrectly reported earlier

I was looking for the mangled door but to me it looks like they had to have pulled him out through the windshield unless they tipped the car  over after.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Golf Channel reporting he was headed to rolling hills CC to film something with Drew brees and Justin Herbert.  Valet at the hotel was slow and he was running late. 

Who knows. 

I don't think Tiger has ever worried about being late anywhere in his life minus tee times at majors.