OBJ is taking living in Cleveland a little too far

[BurntOrange&White 39,661]

This definitely deserves its own thread and not lost in another thread.

 

 

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2839854/odell-beckham-jr.-is-trending-because-he-allegedly-likes-to-get-pooped-on

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

2 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

 

This definitely deserves its own thread and not lost in another thread.

 

 

 

https://itsgame7.com/lebron-james-on-why-he-didnt-want-his-kids-in-nba-bubble/

 

Because LBJ didn't want his kids in the bubble?

[BurntOrange&White 39,661]

Because LBJ didn't want his kids in the bubble?

My bad the other website didn’t copy the right url on mobile. Check edited post with the barstool story.

[OrangEngr 1,034]

Those were two VERY different stories

[TexasMan 10,786]

He was a #2 receiver all along 

[hookem17 485]

The Cleveland Steamer. 

[RomaVicta 29,794]

None of my business. Wish I hadn't been forced to consider it.

I don't much care what somebody does as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and I'm not made to watch.

[Guest]

Well, we could wish eternal damnation and torture upon him...

but that probably couldn't top living in Cleveland.

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

I’m dead

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

I guess whatever he was paying was not quite enough.

[BurntOrange&White 39,661]

[BurntOrange&White 39,661]

[GopherRock 1,765]

Burn on.

[Trey3216 15,325]

That Browns jersey makes him feel warm and fuzzy all over 

[victory88 5,659]

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year with the Giants...  

[Burt Macklin 18,998]

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year with the Giants...  

One good year, huh? 

2014: 91-1305-12

2015: 96-1450-13

2016: 101-1367-10

['stache 21,774]

13 minutes ago, victory88 said:

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year play with the Giants [in a game they lost]...  

fify

...and yeah I get it i'm biased and the stats say otherwise but still fuck him in the goat ass

[Trey3216 15,325]

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

fify

...and yeah I get it i'm biased and the stats say otherwise but still fuck him in the goat ass

I imagine he & NowThis have that in common as well  

[Chad 1,728]

Y'all Reckon Odell will be watching the Texas/UTEP opener? I heard UTEP is fixing to be shit on.

[Don Johnson 4,745]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m dead

I'll see that emoji and raise you

 

[Beau Vine 54,003]

 

[Rougarou 594]

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m dead

Aim higher, Stephen.

[futureman 22,415]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

wow those are some stupid useless whores. 

[ztejas 43,266]

He must enjoy playing with a quarterback who shits all over the field on Sundays.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

wow those are some stupid useless whores. 

min don’t know about useless. Evidently, that one chick is pretty good at make shit videos
 

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

So when the Giants said we're going to trade you, where do you want to go, did they really understand the answer?

[Hank_Hill 18,494]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I mean the shit thing is weird enough, but getting shat on by a tranny is quite the niche 

[Zeus 5,950]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Are these lot lizards podcast in prison or something?

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

...

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

I guess my life is extremely boring.

[RPM 26,229]

 

[jeevsie 3,722]

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

[mininghorn88 2,263]

14 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

I am 54 and I still cannot believe that it is a "thing".

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

20 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

I always wondered where the term “scat back” came from.

[Guest]

40 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

I did it for money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I lived on a dairy.

Edited September 9, 2020 by slorch

['stache 21,774]

3 hours ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

Today's 15 year olds have seen some shit man, literally. The internet and all.

['stache 21,774]

I mean kids these days are out there licking each others assholes. How is this much of a stretch?

[Jhawk 1,075]

Friends and I were talking about this last night over drinks.  I honestly can't believe that my single buddies aren't doing some manscaping around the chili ring.  Was telling my buddy who is about to go on a date with a 21 year old that he better get into ass play real quick if he wants to fuck this girl.  The young ones are all about the shithole.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

I find it way more disturbing that there is a market for a podcast from these ugly ass sleestaks. 

[hornfromdallas 334]

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

Edited September 10, 2020 by hornfromdallas

[Deej 76,568]

['stache 21,774]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I find it way more disturbing that there is a market for a podcast from these ugly ass sleestaks. 

[Longboard Horn 40,145]

[mulletpelini 5,209]

7 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

I'd give them a second look.

 

To figure out what the fuck I was looking at.

[Schulz2.0 28,771]

39 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'd give them a second look.

 

To figure out what the fuck I was looking at.

That bitch from Gremlins 2, apparently.

[PilotsError 2,282]

The response to all this just reveals how many guys have never fucked a truly hot woman.  They are not adventurous in bed anywhere remotely to the degree a less attractive woman is.  If you truly like to cross lines and boundaries, you need a six, not a ten.  Actually, sevens and eights are infinitely better to fuck than nines and tens.

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

14 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

I think people that use thots multiple times in a response should be hung from the tallest tree in California, and preferably one that’s on fire.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

The response to all this just reveals how many guys have never fucked a truly hot woman.  They are not adventurous in bed anywhere remotely to the degree a less attractive woman is.  If you truly like to cross lines and boundaries, you need a six, not a ten.  Actually, sevens and eights are infinitely better to fuck than nines and tens.

 

9’s are a dime a dozen in Miami and LA... more often than not, they’ll cross whatever fucking line you ask em too.  What they don’t cross, they’ll snort.  

[PilotsError 2,282]

If they're a dime a dozen, they're not nines.  

If they have fake tits, they can't be higher than an eight.