Best movies to watch while hammered

[MissingInAction 25002]

I have a few requirements for movies when I'm getting shit faced on the couch:

1. Explosions

2. Great sound track with lots of base.

3.Requires little thought

4. Established action star/s

5. Action: gunfire, fighting(kung fu preffered)

My current rotation is Predator, Aliens, Drunken Master, Glory, Magnificent 7 along with a few others.

[hayden_horn 11362]

john wick. both of them.

[Brisketexan 105043]

Steel Magnolias.

[LonghornJones 837]

Lethal Weapons

Nothing with Steven Seagal. Ever.

[BearSchlong 8082]

the very first time I ever got stoned was in summer of 95 with my best friend's cool uncle in Dallas.  We watched Apocalypse Now.

[MissingInAction 25002]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Steel Magnolias.

Going by your recent posting, I think you may be serious. 

[Brisketexan 105043]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Going by your recent posting, I think you may be serious. 

Hey, if you've got better foundation material for visualizing a threesome with Shirley Maclaine and Julia Roberts, I'm all ears, chief.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

All of the Expendables.  

Specifically if you're high, Pineapple Express and This is the End. 

[chesthair 231]

Leaving Las Vegas

[baboso 6054]

Tremors.  And, Under Siege is a great movie to watch when drinking.

[Ldogg53 514]

I’m a fan of watching traditional, campy ass horror movies. Classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare are all good. But then toss in cheesy shit like Sleepaway Camp and Evil Dead etc. I enjoy drunk shit talking the characters as they make poor decisions to get themselves killed.

[Native Horn 3498]

Dazed and Confused.  Reminds me of high school (duh).  

[Red Five 40822]

I️ went through a period where every time I️ got drunk, when I️ got home I️ would put in Apollo 13 on VHS. Not sure why, but I️ did.

[Noah Fence 480]

Snatch

[Escapedgoat 90]

35 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

I’m a fan of watching traditional, campy ass horror movies. Classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare are all good. But then toss in cheesy shit like Sleepaway Camp and Evil Dead etc. I enjoy drunk shit talking the characters as they make poor decisions to get themselves killed.

I used to get shit faced and watch and quote Return of The Living Dead. That movie is hilarious. 

[Jerry Callo 8694]

Atomic Blonde checks all the boxes and has girl on girl action.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

2001 is great for when you want to pass out on the couch. 

[llanoflash 151]

i have watched FMJ while drunk about 423 times. I like to get drunk and talk along with Sgt Hartman.. kinda like singing along to the radio.

[SmartAsset 5]

Lone Wolf McQuade

[Zepol87 9185]

My hammered and high movie before was always Road Trip or Superbad. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Super Troopers - in really any altered state.

The Murray and/or Chevy classics:  Fletch, Caddyshack, Spies Like Us, Trading Spaces

No explosions, though.

[Sbbruin 21826]

When hammered, I always default to tried and true OG comedies: Vacation, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Planes, Trains et al, Step Bros.  That way I can fill in the "blanks" so to speak.

[hayden_horn 11362]

also, hobo with a shotgun is right down MIA's alley, i'd reckon

[C-Man 27183]

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

When hammered, I always default to tried and true OG comedies: Vacation, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Planes, Trains et al, Step Bros.  That way I can fill in the "blanks" so to speak.

This. I pick movies that I've seen so many times it doesn't matter if I nod off to sleep at some point -- Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Big Lebowski, etc.

[C-Man 27183]

Connery Bond movies work too.

[hayden_horn 11362]

here you go, MIA, just on the off-chance you haven't seen this classic:

 

[AUinHsv 579]

The original Gone in 60 Seconds.... It was awesome at drive ins. No guns though

 

 

[RD3 64]

The Big Lebowski. Dumb & Dumber.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Tommy Boy

[NIUHuskies 504]

Goodfellas

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Die Hard

[Deej 76750]

Dazed and Confused.  Reminds me of high school (duh).  

My go to drunk movies are Dazed and Confused and Boogie Nights.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

I'm a big fan of The Shining while hammered.

[pch 1259]

Back in the day, Clockwork Orange was my go to.  But Pee Wee's Playhouse was also in the rotation.

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

Beerfest

[futureman 22440]

9 hours ago, chesthair said:

Leaving Las Vegas

this is a feel-good joy ride.  the ending will really cheer you up. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12448]

Risky Business.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Office Space

[Baboontyme 2809]

20 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

 

Nothing with Steven Seagal. Ever.

How do you neg someone on the new board?

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

The first two Blade movies, Demolition Man, Escape from New York, in addition to many already posted.  

[MissingInAction 25002]

16 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

here you go, MIA, just on the off-chance you haven't seen this classic:

 

Saw it at the Arbor opening night. I was fuuuucked up. 

Deadwood for sure. Nothing is better than having a whiskey with Al and yelling cocka sucka! At the tv for a couple of hours 

[Red Five 40822]

Demolition Man is a fantastic submission.

[LonghornJones 837]

2 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

How do you neg someone on the new board?

 

Negging Steven Seagal isn't going to a make him a better actor.

[Baboontyme 2809]

The Equalizer

 

[noharleyyet 2838]

The two Bigs....Chill & Lebowski

[futureman 22440]

the english patient

[BayouBill 835]

The greatest movie to watch when stoned is a little known masterpiece called Rolling Kansas. In that moment it's the perfect movie.

[Brisketexan 105043]

the english patient

God that movie fucking sucked.

[futureman 22440]

6 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

The greatest movie to watch when stoned is a little known masterpiece called Rolling Kansas. In that moment it's the perfect movie.

thought you were joking but just looked it up.  written and directed by thomas haden church.  I’m intrigued.  

[BayouBill 835]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

thought you were joking but just looked it up.  written and directed by thomas haden church.  I’m intrigued.  

It's amazing. Stoned or not.