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Pre-shower shit - do you wipe?

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Pre-shower shit - do you wipe?  

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Brothahorn

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36 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

Clean your ass and get back in the shower!!

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mulletpelini

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Normally I use wet wipes, but to conserve when I know I'm going to shower immediately after, I'll use same shitty toilet paper as the rest of you that doesn't do shit knowing full well I'll have the full use of 80+ psi to get the shit completely out of my crack in the shower.  Nothing bigger than a pinkie nail, my shower head don't fuck around.

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9 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

Easy, your towel is handy so go for the Mangino wipe.

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Tom

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On 9/11/2020 at 3:16 AM, mulletpelini said:

Normally I use wet wipes, but to conserve when I know I'm going to shower immediately after, I'll use same shitty toilet paper as the rest of you that doesn't do shit knowing full well I'll have the full use of 80+ psi to get the shit completely out of my crack in the shower.  Nothing bigger than a pinkie nail, my shower head don't fuck around.

 

Hope you're using the right kind that breaks down right away and not the kind that fucks up your plumbing.

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Marfa Low Crown

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On 9/10/2020 at 11:36 PM, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

This confuses me I mean we must be talking about a surprise shit here. The leadtime on a shit is just about always longer than a shower... I mean unless you get in to the tub and you’re already Prairie dogging I just don’t get it.

regardless , to answer the question..if I’m expecting to get laid later that day I’d get back in the shower. Otherwise I’d just wipe & go. 

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Capt

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Never underestimate a good towel to buff the ole toothless one to a shine right after a shower.
The trick is try to find a brown or greenish brown towel (try to color match like they do paint at home depot) and bury it in the dirty clothes pile so the Mrs. doesn't cry foul. 454a7c3067838e10e0881a9fe5359f46.jpg

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Grade of D as in David

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Went on a trip to Cancun senior year at UT and one of the guys in our group would shit after his shower. His explanation was that he didn't want to smell it while he was in the shower. We tried to explain to him that the main purpose of a shower was to clean your ass and this method was counter intuitive, but he wouldn't budge.

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Longhornstampede

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Is it considered a shart if I shit in the toilet and wiped my ass before getting in the shower? Then while in the shower I felt something I thought was gas. Lo and behold I dribbled down to my feet a warm, yet nutty brown trail down the inside of my leg. Fortunately, the solids were minimal and it all washed down the drain efficiently. After a thorough re-soaping all was well, but I'm still leery of any pressure now felt in my southern hemisphere.

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NotActuallyALonghorn

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3 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Is it considered a shart if I shit in the toilet and wiped my ass before getting in the shower? Then while in the shower I felt something I thought was gas. Lo and behold I dribbled down to my feet a warm, yet nutty brown trail down the inside of my leg. Fortunately, the solids were minimal and it all washed down the drain efficiently. After a thorough re-soaping all was well, but I'm still leery of any pressure now felt in my southern hemisphere.

But why be leery? How often do you have liquids preceding solids? I'd say it's pretty safe just to let everything loose.

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3 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Is it considered a shart if I shit in the toilet and wiped my ass before getting in the shower? Then while in the shower I felt something I thought was gas. Lo and behold I dribbled down to my feet a warm, yet nutty brown trail down the inside of my leg. Fortunately, the solids were minimal and it all washed down the drain efficiently. After a thorough re-soaping all was well, but I'm still leery of any pressure now felt in my southern hemisphere.

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B00M

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Since half this thread is people admitting they use soap on their chocolate star fish, Google it. All you need is warm water. If you have a bidet, the closest your fingers ever really need to get to your shart box is with a loose wad of TP to dab dry the bidet water.

You fuckers that scrub with toilet paper then rub it with your fingers in the shower are truly child-level with your rectum care. Do you put your pants on the floor at the urinal?

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TwiceHorn

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27 minutes ago, B00M said:

Since half this thread is people admitting they use soap on their chocolate star fish, Google it. All you need is warm water. If you have a bidet, the closest your fingers ever really need to get to your shart box is with a loose wad of TP to dab dry the bidet water.

You fuckers that scrub with toilet paper then rub it with your fingers in the shower are truly child-level with your rectum care. Do you put your pants on the floor at the urinal?

What about the azns that dig around their fartbox and then wash it off their hands.  How do we like them assholes?

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