Chiefs vs Texans: 2020 NFL Season Opener

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,645]

FOOTBALL IS BACK!

[TexArcher 39,080]

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

Honey Badger says Charles Woodson and Troy Polamalu reminds him of hisself.

 

They do not strike me as players having similar strengths/ playing styles.

 

Why, just because they're Hall of Famers and he's only been to one Pro Bowl?

[Rimbo 27,101]

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,911]

Lulz give me a fucking break nfl

[ztejas 44,299]

Where do we find these idiots? You're going to hold a guy that's being triple covered? Just leave him in KC. 

[MillerEP 30,913]

Rable rable rable rable!!!

[Chooky 13,345]

The bad news is HC Bill O'Brien.

The other bad news is GM Bill O'Brien.

[HoustonFrog 368]

I wonder if BoB can blitz Mahomes a few more times and see what happens

[pearlandhorn 3,356]

12 minutes ago, deadshank said:

To suck again, the Texans would have had to stop sucking at some point in the past.

[pearlandhorn 3,356]

13 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 

Edited September 11, 2020 by pearlandhorn

[MillerEP 30,913]

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

[Guest]

Touting Watson's deep ball accuracy without DHop on his squad seems negligent in analysis.

[AUS-97HORN 12,062]

these fucking yellow gloves are driving me nuts

[Gucci_Suit 2,829]

Wrong damn thread. 

Edited September 11, 2020 by Gucci_Suit
Stars win

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,911]

Nice job Stills you weenie. 

[Nicole44 22,326]

7 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

Have to have at least 2-3 other backup teams. I’m a hybrid Texan/Cowboys fan so I have three more I follow just to enjoy the damn season. Sad really. But it’s how I cope.

[Topper13 3,651]

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

these fucking yellow gloves are driving me nuts

I confuse them with a flag, just happened again in the end zone.

[Deej 77,929]

9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

At least you have some consistency to reassure you during these difficult times. 

[pearlandhorn 3,356]

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

[Nicole44 22,326]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

When they don’t make the post season? My best guess. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,677]

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

Not likely. One has to be capable of thought and feelings in order to experience regret.

[Nivek 17,442]

Can we reboot 2020 already?
 
As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

Not even 2020 can make them good.

[wood 11,781]

WTF? Mayfield must have the best fucking agent in the history of agents. So many got damn ads featuring that scrub.

[pearlandhorn 3,356]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Not likely. One has to be capable of thought and feelings in order to experience regret.

Oof

[BurntOrange&White 42,025]

Texans o-line is so bad. Too many #2 receivers and no true #1. Until KC started playing loose late this 4th quarter these receivers were pretty meh.

[Guest]

I can't get that chart with 6.2 as the expected wins for the Jags out of my head.

If the +/- wins for the Jags is 6, seems like the under would be straight cash homie.

[Radical Larry 28,827]

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,911]

When did they put that onside rule in where the kicking team can't run? That shit was hilarious 

[SA-KC_Horn 1,298]

...this win is.

Thanks Houston for trying.

 

[Mileslong 4,814]

Someone needs to tell Hall to stop the stupid Johnny jolly act after he makes a tackle when you’re getting your ass kicked and about to lose a game...

[Braff Zacklin 13,677]

Talking about Edwards-Helaire, Cris Collinsworth just said, "This is not a little scat back."

Meanwhile, in Cleveland, OBJ eyes got wide.

[SquishMitten 10,498]

What was that “51 points” and “somebody cares but I won’t go there” thing all about?

[pearlandhorn 3,356]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

What was that “51 points” and “somebody cares but I won’t go there” thing all about?

Over/under was 54.5

[lonestarsooner 123]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Over/under was 54.5

I took the over at 53 this morning. Looked at it halfway through the 4th quarter and marked it down as an L. Nice to be pleasantly surprised by a backdoor win versus a terrible backdoor loss. Sorry not sorry for those that had the under at 53. 

[Honeysucklerose 1,008]

I took the over at 53 this morning. Looked at it halfway through the 4th quarter and marked it down as an L. Nice to be pleasantly surprised by a backdoor win versus a terrible backdoor loss. Sorry not sorry for those that had the under at 53. 

How does Vegas know??

[withinyourreach 22]

DeShaun Watson remains the king of garbage time, with 2 meaningless touchdowns.  That game was NOT competitive.  

[TexArcher 39,080]

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

If BoB were capable of that kind of introspective self-analysis, he would've resigned in shame about four years ago.

[Dewey 3,337]

Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, wood said:

WTF? Mayfield must have the best fucking agent in the history of agents. So many got damn ads featuring that scrub.

He's so likable, though...

 

Don't you like quitters/jerks/interception machines?

[BurntOrange&White 42,025]

DeShaun Watson remains the king of garbage time, with 2 meaningless touchdowns.  That game was NOT competitive.  

I thought that was Matt Stanford?

[wood 11,781]

15 minutes ago, slorch said:

He's so likable, though...

 

Don't you like quitters/jerks/interception machines?

Yeah apparently America loves a winner douchebag.

[Horn80 6,362]

41 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

Nothing gets by you.  Fuck BoB

[BurntOrange&White 42,025]

Lol

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,987]

Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

I thought of that too. “All you hear is murmurs” after DJs historic 19 yard TD run

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

12 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

I don’t think getting rid of Hopkins was a terrible move. I don’t think he’s important enough to any team to he the highest paid non-QB ever. So trading him in some ways was smart. You just have to get a better return, but that’s the most obvious thing anyone has said in this thread.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Also LOL at the fans that booed during the show of unity. Don’t ever tell me this shit was about the flag or disrespecting the troops ever again

[Fozzz 152]

Maybe they just thought it was insipid. 

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Also LOL at the fans that booed during the show of unity. Don’t ever tell me this shit was about the flag or disrespecting the troops ever again

They booed when the Texans were coming on the field in. Don’t make it something that wasn’t

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

They booed when the Texans were coming on the field in. Don’t make it something that wasn’t

It’s not me making it something it “wasn’t”. It’s everyone agreeing about what actually happened. They were booing during the show of unity as a statement.
 

 

 

It’s a talking point today. I didn’t make this up. 

Edited September 11, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Guest]

Godspeed to them then. I hope they can survive.

I deliberately skipped the opening and turn the TV on right as the Texans were entering the field. I heard the booing then. That’s when the comments were made in last nights thread and It didn’t go any further than that.

Edited September 11, 2020 by slorch