Need help forming an evil organization

[Bevo 13825]

I don't know what it is. Maybe I have daddy issues. Maybe I have seen one too many "We are all in this together" commercials. But I've had enough of BLM, the NFL, the USA, UN, and NATO and the Dutch and I want to get even. I have created a list of grievances, but I need some wordsmithing. In the meantime, I need a plan that will net me 11 billion dollars. I only need 1 million dollars for myself. 5 million needs to stay with the organization as working capital. And the rest will be dispersed as dividends to its members. All ideas are welcome. If it is good enough, you can become my number two. Everyone else needs to create their own niche within my organization.

--Very Surly

[VirginiaLonghorn 4878]

https://www.clintonfoundation.org
 

Not political ... just pointing Bevo to a model scamming enterprise.

[ROFL BOX 6654]

If I'm gonna be the sidekick here, I'll need to have complete control over the remote that activates secret floor traps, ejection seats, laser cats, shark tanks, etc. with NO overrides from you.

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[Bevo 13825]

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

If I'm gonna be the sidekick here, I'll need to have complete control over the remote that activates secret floor traps, ejection seats, laser cats, shark tanks, etc. with NO overrides from you.

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That's fine. I'm not much of a micromanager. But, if you are gonna shoot then shoot. Don't set up an elaborate plan to kill some low wage government official and then walk out the door hoping that the guy died. I've seen Taken, Bond, Powers, Smart, etc. too many times to know that those plans never work. And nothing too cliche.

Edited September 12, 2020 by Bevo

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

gonna have to have weird ass names like Oddjob, Jaws, Fatima Blush.  I'll sign up to work with Pussy Galore.

[RDCanecutter 26853]

I already have a fez.

[Upgrayedd 5861]

Do you have a volcano yet?  I’ve got a guy.

[Jerry Callo 8952]

[Jkwellborn 7006]

You’re like the Diet Coke of evil.

[texasjacket 289]

I have a hobby of building random slightly useful gadgets from random household items, mainly broken kids toys. I think if I was given a proper lab with assistants I could start output more useful random gadgets. 

[52-80 19379]

well you've come to the right place

[Bevo 13825]

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

You’re like the Diet Coke of evil.

I like you, but you just made the list. If you prove yourself though, you can still be on the team. We've got a guy who has a problem with his neighbor. You need to fix the problem. That's your mission.

[Steel Shank 9533]

Can I be the wacky chef for the evil organization?

[Llano Estacado 1257]

@Hank Scorpio

You have an intern program?

[El Diablo 4232]

I've got some skills. You need anyone tempted? I do tempting. 

[Sbbruin 22082]

I'll be your wordsmith...

[Incredulity 11861]

Set up a consulting firm specializing in consulting municipalities.  It’s a bottomless pit of money.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

On 9/12/2020 at 8:25 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

  I'll sign up to work with Pussy Galore.

You're gonna need a shovel. 

[Jerry Callo 8952]

21 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

You're gonna need a shovel. 

Maybe Allota Fagina, then.

[ROFL BOX 6654]

I have a hobby of building random slightly useful gadgets from random household items, mainly broken kids toys. I think if I was given a proper lab with assistants I could start output more useful random gadgets. 

We're gonna need you to ho ahead & post the names & model #'s for all the LEGO kits you've already built.

Put the "regular" builds in one column & in another, list all the ones you have actually Super Glued together.

Then list the # of times someone has walked barefoot over a rando brick you left out, preferably @ night where there is shin or kneecap high furniture closely adjacent.

That 3rd lart is true evil.

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[Liquor and Poker 3659]

It’s really hard to start a successful political party in the first-to-the-tape system we have, but I applaud your efforts.