Game thread: Miners v. Longhorns

[Topper13 3201]

Nice fucking block

RoJo bitch

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

again with the extra point shot from the sideline showing ground level... why fucking do that LHN

[ztejas 43268]

Did Lowell just say that Sam is our "franchise"?

 

[Bigbend1812 12896]

Good to see Whittington.  Fuck yes.

[Bullneck 19024]

I was looking at Dana Dimel's wiki page. His teams have won 11 games in 6 years.  

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

I saw a few limps 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

3 for 3 Yurcich is God 

[LTtxfan 49005]

Was RoJo  limping off the field??

Edited September 13, 2020 by LTtxfan
Damn autocorrect

[Blackcat00 759]

Damn ROJO limping. Need updates. 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

Bijan  had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.

Edited September 13, 2020 by FloridaHorn

[Nivek 16869]

This is fucking awesome.

[Blackcat00 759]

Galindo is such a fucking nerd. 

[Chad 1728]

There is no way Thompson won't be in at QB early in the 3rd quarter.

[Halohal 498]

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

God. I wish we still played LSU this year 

[Mdhorn 5912]

Love seeing Campbell-Williams field.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Football is fun again!

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

This UTEP team is very, very bad. 

[atomheartbevo 89465]

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Of course the cutouts had Ware fooled

They look totally real.

[BurntOrange&White 39698]

Love seeing Campbell-Williams field.

Same. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

[dcbc 14431]

12 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Can we call Sam “Slinging Sammy Ehlinger”

His name is "Sam I am, down with the program . . . ."

Edited September 13, 2020 by dcbc

[Hook1997 5291]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Bihar had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.

They had him run right up the middle, seems like a back you get outside a bit

[Burt Macklin 19000]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah i was hoping rattler would suck cock but 300 yards and 4 tds at the half isn’t aligned  sam needs 400 and 5 

 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

41-0 at half. Damn. I just want to win the fucking conference. 

Those numbers are meaningless. OU is playing a 1AA school that went 1-10 last year. UTEP would smash Missouri State and have the backups in by the second half. 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Block for bijan dammit 

They were. He's running sideways. He'll need time to adjust to college ball. He could get away with running east to west all the time in AZ HS ball. 

[taybo20 2815]

2 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Damn ROJO limping. Need updates. 

Yes need updates!

[deft 6800]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Did Lowell just say that Sam is our "franchise"?

 

Well to be fair, you need to keep in mind that Galindo is a raging moron. 

[hornfromdallas 334]

told u my woo was 100 percent & would look legit & not injury prone

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, Xian said:

God. I wish we still played LSU this year 

I understand the sentiment... but right now UTEP's defense is putting up the Ole defense right now.  As someone else said,  there are more than a few FBS teams that could beat up UTEP right now

[Ghost of Shag 2584]

I want to see us dominating the run game. Not happening yet.

[Nicole44 22028]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

They look totally real.

Dog and monkey especially. Was it Lindo or Ware that said earlier that Midland/Odessa was on the border? 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

We should play UTEP every week.

[jimmyjazz 45586]

I'm liking the offense.  Super quick, lots of different plays out of similar looks.  It's almost like we have somebody smart running the offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

We're gonna buttfuck every team on our schedule. We look cohesive, smart, and have so much talent. Damn I'm happy! 

[Deej 76584]

3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

TD but Ro limpin

Nothing wrong with his leg, he's just B-Boy limpin'.

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

[MillerEP 30342]

I’m glad they didn’t pipe in crowd noise like fox was doing

[Nicole44 22028]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

It’s been a while...

[Newy25 7638]

It’s going to be hard to draw many conclusions from this game. These guys suck. 

[Nivek 16869]

We're gonna buttfuck every team on our schedule.

. I think that might get us a flag or two.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2011]

My 3 year old “daddy they have their bellies out!” He then pulls his belly out and puts his horns up! Proud dad here!!!!

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

I want to see us dominating the run game. Not happening yet.

Eh. Bijan just looked hesitant on his carries. Ingram and Roschon ran physical 

[deft 6800]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They look totally real.

Ok, I say we blow the surly wreath fund and fill a section next game of derka cutouts

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Bijan  had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.

Well the campus for UTEP is probably closer to Arizona than Austin.

[MillerEP 30342]

Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

This. All of this!

[Burt Macklin 19000]

Angilau's been playing pretty poorly so far. He's gotten beat in pass pro at least twice and got a holding call. He needs to be better. 

[Blackcat00 759]

Damn we are quick off the ball. 

[dcbc 14431]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're gonna buttfuck every team on our schedule. We look cohesive, smart, and have so much talent. Damn I'm happy! 

I know it's UTEP, but we are playing with precision and chill.  It's a good feeling.  I hope it continues.

[Radical Larry 28529]

Not gonna call holding there? Ok.

[Bigbend1812 12896]

Hell of a play Sterns

[SDG 3319]

had to laugh at this.