Game thread: Miners v. Longhorns

[TexasEx 1697]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

X, 1, X

 

X, 1, 2 

FTFY. 

[TrashMaster G 18030]

Just now, TexasEx said:

X, 1, 2 

FIFY. 

FIFY

[Walte464 450]

26 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh wish i saw this thot at the game i wouldve invited her to the afterparty im at 

How’s your cuz Whittington feeling?

[deft 7043]

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

the ignore button is your friend, folks

 

So's the fucking ban hammer.   Stupid tired ass schtick.  

[Hook1997 5486]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

She’s fucking who ever she’s looking at there tonight for sure.  Or it would seem.

[hornfromdallas 334]

32 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

How’s your cuz Whittington feeling?

Spoiler

asked my woo if he was going to be ok  nodded his head and walked away with a brace on his knee didnt look good at all will ask again tommorrow im at party right nah 

 

[Victor Lazlo 1811]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

The cross hanging amongst her titties signifies that she is a good girl.  

The tallboy and the bedroom eyes seem to indicate something different. 

Quite the conundrum.

[randygilman 643]

We fuck

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

11 hours ago, naija said:

Josh Thompson's injury was a cut to the ear that required sutures

He had the the LHN feed of Lowell Galindo in his helmet that finally ruptured an eardrum?

[Dnaguy 12572]

9 hours ago, TexasEx said:

X, 1, 2 

FTFY. 

You want to fuck a Miller light can?

[SubliminalHorn 6995]

Good to see the Horns look sharp right out of the gate. Haven’t seen that in a while. Cautiously optimistic. Still a lot to learn about this team. 

[Mez2 4041]

10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

Tites

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

11 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I kind of want to fuck Mulan

oops wrong thread

I don't know if it is ever the wrong thread for this comment

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

11 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

All you Card fans, don’t forget what happened with the last Lake Travis qb, who was going to be a star.

Negged because you just made Satya blow his load

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

11 hours ago, FOXHOUND said:

TCU getting some early scouting in. 

we were all fucking thinking it, but you get the prize, sir

[ztejas 44114]

10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

Rude

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

11 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

welcome back from the dead you crazy motherfucker

[GRHorn 105]

11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, the homer network that brought in Andre Ware to call a game and then ran a short segment of Texas lowlights against him.

They fucking suck. And now I want VY to have a talk show on the network and invite his buddies Leinart and Bush to be guests so they can talk about how much better the Fox Sports studio crew is than any of the ones on ESPN.

Snowflake 

[GRHorn 105]

A ton of positives, but I really liked how the backups came in and continued to make plays. We have a deeper, more talented team than we’ve had in a while. 
 

hope JWhitt is ok. 

[mdmost 43849]

I can't think of a season opener in quite a while that was more enjoyable than last night. Maybe it's just because I didn't think we would get to a point where the game last night was going to be possible. Everything seemed to be clicking from the get go. Yeah, it's UTEP but offense looked great. Defense was strong. Dicker needs to make his field goals. Overall, a nice way to open the season before they inevitably crush my soul. 

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, mdmost said:

I can't think of a season opener in quite a while that was more enjoyable than last night. Maybe it's just because I didn't think we would get to a point where the game last night was going to be possible. Everything seemed to be clicking from the get go. Yeah, it's UTEP but offense looked great. Defense was strong. Dicker needs to make his field goals. Overall, a nice way to open the season before they inevitably crush my soul. 

We look like I hoped we would look like last season. Thank God Herman found enough humility to clean house. Assuming we play a full slate, more than 1 loss this season in conference play will be an underachievement. 

[TreatyOak 17195]

For me, the biggest positive is that for one day, our Covid police didn't flood Surly with their doomsday stats, articles and other crap.   

 

[mdleast 8491]

For me, the biggest positive is that for one day, our Covid police didn't flood Surly with their doomsday stats, articles and other crap.   
 

Couldn’t make it past that “one day” without interjecting COVID agenda into an otherwise enjoyable football discussion...

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

I'm still surprised a player can have a jersey number of 0 now.  I hope that √3 is next.

[BurntOrange&White 41648]

I'm still surprised a player can have a jersey number of 0 now.  I hope that √3 is next.

Can they wear 00 as well?

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I'm still surprised a player can have a jersey number of 0 now.  I hope that √3 is next.

Futurama was way out front on this. It's a thousand years in the future, and teams can no longer use integers because they've been retired.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Maybe hexadecimal would be better.

[Nivek 17330]

Number FF takes the field, that is 255 for you non-nerds.

[ousux 5635]

After a replay watch, seems Pom recruited as well as the football team this year.

That is all

[bullet 1626]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

I can't think of a season opener in quite a while that was more enjoyable than last night. Maybe it's just because I didn't think we would get to a point where the game last night was going to be possible. Everything seemed to be clicking from the get go. Yeah, it's UTEP but offense looked great. Defense was strong. Dicker needs to make his field goals. Overall, a nice way to open the season before they inevitably crush my soul. 

I was concerned about the secondary. Most of the game, the UTEP QB could have thrown 5-7 yard passes to the right without the guy being covered.  We were outnumbered over there frequently, 3 to 2 defenders (not counting the safety 30 yards back) or 2 to 1 defender.  They didn't take advantage of it very often.

[bullet 1626]

13 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, the homer network that brought in Andre Ware to call a game and then ran a short segment of Texas lowlights against him.

They fucking suck. And now I want VY to have a talk show on the network and invite his buddies Leinart and Bush to be guests so they can talk about how much better the Fox Sports studio crew is than any of the ones on ESPN.

Did you have the same problem with the ads I had?  They would run those UT public service ads like the Freshman Research Initiative and the sound was way off from the video.  It was worse than watching a dubbed Japanese Godzilla movie.

I'd seen those ads before and they didn't have the same problem.  But they had it all night.

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

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[El Squared 1838]

Who runs LHN and hires the talking heads and alleged UT promotional ads?

Seems like Cal Berkley and/or someone in Norman.

[yoladu 4187]

48 minutes ago, ousux said:

After a replay watch, seems Pom recruited as well as the football team this year.

That is all

Am i crazy or was I seeing stripper type dancing going on yesterday? havent seen that before.

not that i am complaining.

[Huckleberry 34407]

43 minutes ago, bullet said:

Did you have the same problem with the ads I had?  They would run those UT public service ads like the Freshman Research Initiative and the sound was way off from the video.  It was worse than watching a dubbed Japanese Godzilla movie.

I'd seen those ads before and they didn't have the same problem.  But they had it all night.

No, I avoided the audio sync issue by listening to the online radio feed and syncing that to the video. Fortunately the online radio feed was behind my video so it could be done.

[Jersey Man10 3748]

Damn did yall see that hellraiser chick with the S on her shirt. She was rude af. Lots of talent on the new videoboard was shown.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Damn did yall see that hellraiser chick with the S on her shirt. She was rude af. Lots of talent on the new videoboard was shown.

My brothers and I thought the “A” girl edged out “S”.

[msucolt45 4213]

00 is not allowed, nor is a 0 preceding another number (04, 07, and etc.).

[Blackcat00 767]

Taylor Gaspar praises Rattler but questions Texas stats due to playing UTEP. 

This chick is losing it. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

So's the fucking ban hammer.   Stupid tired ass schtick.  

mooo

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Good to see the Horns look sharp right out of the gate. Haven’t seen that in a while. Cautiously optimistic. Still a lot to learn about this team. 

havent seen that since Dkr and akers. the question is will they keep it up (DKR) or go in the shitter (akers).

[GRHorn 105]

I’m not even sure if HornfromDallas is a real person, but I think you have to work under the assumption that Whittington is out with an ACL. It wasn’t non contact, but it was a minimal contact injury and they don’t usually come back with clean MRIs. Sucks. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

welcome back from the dead you crazy motherfucker

aint daid. mowing grass.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

A ton of positives, but I really liked how the backups came in and continued to make plays. We have a deeper, more talented team than we’ve had in a while. 
 
hope JWhitt is ok. 

since DKR.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Futurama was way out front on this. It's a thousand years in the future, and teams can no longer use integers because they've been retired.

bite my shiny metal ass

[MrPhlegm 3413]

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this!

[Hagbard Celine 11158]

17 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

We finally get the same type advantage that the top ACC and SEC have had for years.  A couple tough conferences games and a bunch of conference cream puffs.  It hasn't mattered that the 2nd best team in the ACC has been total crap, because Clemson walked the walk.  Beat OU and we should be gold.

Do not weauxf the Football Gawdz.

[Hagbard Celine 11158]

4 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I'm still surprised a player can have a jersey number of 0 now.  I hope that √3 is next.

1.618

[Hagbard Celine 11158]

4 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Can they wear 00 as well?

[TrashMaster G 18030]

4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Damn did yall see that hellraiser chick with the S on her shirt. She was rude af. Lots of talent on the new videoboard was shown.

 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

My brothers and I thought the “A” girl edged out “S”.

Rules, motherfuckers!