Cowboys @ Rams: Week 1

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Malcolm Brown tearing it up 🤘🏽

Six years in the league. Ham and egger who gives it all he's got.

[Drew 2,405]

Defense literally can’t see the same exact plays coming every fucking time. Long distance is a damn screen or flat pass with NOONE around him.

Goff hasn’t, and probably won’t need to, throw over 10 yards.

And I can’t wait for some idiot to say how great Goff is. Fucking Jameis would look awesome with this offense against the cowboys tonight.

[Horn80 6,119]

McCarthy doesn’t have Aaron Rodgers to bail his ass out of this shitty defensive performance.

[Willfully Horn 8,014]

The visual trick to highlight remaining yardage is back-aswards. Visually irritating.

[Hagbard Celine 10,854]

fuck. we look like utep.

[Radical Larry 28,588]

Did we pick up Todd Orlando during our stay in LA?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Several NFL experts had us as a top 5 team. Think about how ridiculous that is. 

[Dbeasy 15,047]

Sigh. Another year. Same ol’ same ol’.

[Drew 2,405]

D is the suck. O not much better

We’ve literally seen the offense for 1 series. And they picked up 2 first downs rather easily before being stupid and running the ball on first down(stop that).

The offense will be fine. This defense is scary as shit.

[Mo Horn 8,832]

We still suck... shocker

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Never change skeletor, never change 

[pch 1,259]

Malcolm Brown is getting it done.  Cowboys D getting fooled on the same play over and over.  Jerrah gonna be wishing Jason was still here.

 

[Patrick Bateman 3,912]

Pathetic first quarter..... Rams have had the ball the entire quarter and ran dozens of plays.  Our interior looks soft and our secondary looks confused.

[pch 1,259]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fuck. we look like utep.

UTEP-ugly tackling every play.

[LonghornJudas 1,097]

That's some IG

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Good stop

[pops 6,984]

Ha!

[Fudbelty 2,788]

Bend but don’t break!

[deadshank 24,652]

Clang!!

[RPM 26,318]

Saved by the doink!

[Braff Zacklin 13,561]

Doink.

[perfectchaos007 6,635]

Good defensive stand. lol

[Patrick Bateman 3,912]

Upright is the Defensive MVP thus far.

[Fudbelty 2,788]

The kicker they cut for that guy must really be shit.





Oh fuck.

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

Nice stop upright!!

[deadshank 24,652]

The laces were turned the wrong way!

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Having a drive like that end with no points is just impossible 

[deadshank 24,652]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Tyrone Crawford and Aldon Smith (after five years of inactivity) are starters on the DL?  Lol.   That personnel management is reminiscent of the Chad Hutchison, Ryan Leaf, Anthony Wright and Quincy Carter QB streak.   Well done, Jerry and Steven.  

Why did I think Dallas would be good this year?  

Because you’re a sucker. 
 

 

just like me

[Deej 76,762]

Dak probably looked average against this defense in practice. 

[RPM 26,318]

1st down run!

[deadshank 24,652]

Here comes the turnover.  

[Trey3216 15,346]

And a first down run

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

MOAR COMMERCIALS!

[Pato del Muerto 52,490]

Offense looks EXACTLY the same

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

1st down runs for the win 🤥

[Drew 2,405]

Another first down run that went nowhere.

Maybe we just kept Garrett and his offense without ur anyone knowing

[Patrick Bateman 3,912]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

And a first down run

4 1st down plays.  When we opened with a pass, 2 first downs.  First run, we ended up punting.  Let's see what happens here.

 

[pops 6,984]

Geezus

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

Just now, Drew said:

Another first down run that went nowhere.

Maybe we just kept Garrett and his offense without ur anyone knowing

Maybe Moore is Garrett's illegitimate son? 

[dcar00 14,181]

gotta get zeke his touches. somethings never change.

nice play by gallup.

[pops 6,984]

A sooner cheating...hmmm

[dcar00 14,181]

good job lamb...still a sooner.

[Patrick Bateman 3,912]

Idiot Rookie.....

[Mo Horn 8,832]

So I see we're still shooting ourselves in the foot during a big play. Lamb fitting right in. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

They are actually going to call that in the NFL CeeDee.....I know that's hard to wrap your Sooner brain around.

[Drew 2,405]

Are you kidding me? Cmon lamb. You’re not on OU anymore. They call that’s shit here.

[Horn80 6,119]

Something tells me that fat chipotle boy cook is eating more food than he prepares.

[pops 6,984]

VDE is the new Lee. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Go ahead and retire LVE....yer dun.

[dcar00 14,181]

vander esch is gonna be an early retire.  just needs to get to his 5th year.