Karen recorded me walking down the sidewalk

[bernorange 8,368]

I enjoy running.  Always have.  The Texas heat never really bothered me much when I was younger, but now I'm more than a decade past the "I'm a man" milestone, it really takes the wind from my sails.  I live a couple of blocks away from our local junior high school and during the summer I used to go run a mile on their track in the afternoons.  A couple of weeks ago, my sleep schedule got a bit wonky and I was waking up really early and unable to fall back asleep, so I started running under the stars.  I love it and now do it as often as my knees allow without complaining too much.

The other day, I awoke at 5:30am, got my running gear on and went for run.  It was an absolutely beautiful morning with a clear sky showing off tons of stars and planets and a really cool and steady breeze.  I finish my run around 6am and see a whole lot of cars in the roundabout at the school.  I'm not sure why as it's kind of early (by an hour and half at least) for dropping off any kids for school, but there must have been something happening that day.  Anyway, my walk back home goes across that area.  A large SUV turns the corner right as I'm walking past the same intersection, goes about 30 feet down the road and pulls over to the curb.  As I approach the vehicle, I look over and see a Karen leaning across the center console with a phone in her hands filming in my direction.  I assume she was intent on filming me as it was still dark out and I don't think anything else was visible in her camera's field of view.  So I smiled and waved and kept on walking.

It was kind of surreal at the time.  Nothing further developed from the situation, but I can imagine a lot of scenarios where shit could have happened.  I wonder if Karen's video was posted to Facebook or causing a ruckus on NextDoor or some similar site.

[Parliament 14,357]

Csb

[RDCanecutter 26,518]

That's a lot of words to say that you started hanging out near the Junior High School again no matter what the judge said.

[ztejas 43,632]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's a lot of words to say that you started hanging out near the Junior High School again no matter what the judge said.

That's the thing he loves about Jr. High School girls?

[RDCanecutter 26,518]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's the thing he loves about Jr. High School girls?

Awright awright awright!

[Guest Lobo]

You need to buy thicker running shorts.  She was filming the wanton disregard with which your junk swings in the twilight of an Autumn Morn.  

[Ten Bears 2,484]

wait, op is black?

[nnm 36,758]

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

wait, op is black?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

She wants The D. Let her have her fun.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Maybe she thought you look like the type of guy that poops on the track. 

[Underdog 28,854]

There he was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' his fingers and shufflin' his feet, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
He looked good (looked good), he looked fine (looked fine)
He looked good, he looked fine and I nearly lost my mind

[ABSR 5,327]

Perv!

[Wally Fairway 5,598]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

I enjoy running.  Always have.  The Texas heat never really bothered me much when I was younger, but now I'm more than a decade past the "I'm a man" milestone, it really takes the wind from my sails.  I live a couple of blocks away from our local junior high school and during the summer I used to go run a mile on their track in the afternoons.  A couple of weeks ago, my sleep schedule got a bit wonky and I was waking up really early and unable to fall back asleep, so I started running under the stars.  I love it and now do it as often as my knees allow without complaining too much.

The other day, I awoke at 5:30am, got my running gear on and went for run.  It was an absolutely beautiful morning with a clear sky showing off tons of stars and planets and a really cool and steady breeze.  I finish my run around 6am and see a whole lot of cars in the roundabout at the school.  I'm not sure why as it's kind of early (by an hour and half at least) for dropping off any kids for school, but there must have been something happening that day.  Anyway, my walk back home goes across that area.  A large SUV turns the corner right as I'm walking past the same intersection, goes about 30 feet down the road and pulls over to the curb.  As I approach the vehicle, I look over and see a Karen leaning across the center console with a phone in her hands filming in my direction.  I assume she was intent on filming me as it was still dark out and I don't think anything else was visible in her camera's field of view.  So I smiled and waved and kept on walking.

It was kind of surreal at the time.  Nothing further developed from the situation, but I can imagine a lot of scenarios where shit could have happened.  I wonder if Karen's video was posted to Facebook or causing a ruckus on NextDoor or some similar site.

You need to head over to the SurlyKaren.com board and see if you are in the hot or not thread!

[TexArcher 38,205]

And then what happened?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Just now, TexArcher said:

And then what happened?

[Steel Shank 9,435]

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

There he was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' his fingers and shufflin' his feet, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
He looked good (looked good), he looked fine (looked fine)
He looked good, he looked fine and I nearly lost my mind

Sing it, muthafuckaaaaaa!!!!!!

[El Diablo 4,232]

I feel like we should be sitting on a bench, at a bus stop. 

[Jerry Callo 8,779]

Interesting, but way too long for Penthouse Forum.  Maybe start with "I never thought something like this would happen to me . . . "

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I feel like we should be sitting on a bench, at a bus stop. 

[Surly Bevo 25,304]

You are now a permanent part of the SurlyKaren's "I'd Shit On His Chest" board collection.  Check the thread "Pics I Took At The Junior High"

[wd40 1,976]

musta been showing brain

[Richter 2,284]

[washparkhorn 9,939]

Bern - a little advice to keep the karens away from ruining a glorious morning . . . 

Wear lululemon while walking/running. karens know the brand immediately and will see you as an ally. 

Edited September 17, 2020 by washparkhorn

[washparkhorn 9,939]

or a perv wearing women's clothing.

 

[RollLeft 5,045]

take an old white tshirt and with a black marker write "free candy" on it

[Fudge Nuggets 19,245]

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Sing it, muthafuckaaaaaa!!!!!!

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

or a perv wearing women's clothing.

 

That he stole from the jr high girl's locker room. Allegedly 

[RPM 26,382]

I'm not sure a raincoat and crocs are normally considered "running gear".

[texasjacket 289]

Did you forget to take the panties off your head?

[RPM 26,382]

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

This definitely needs to be posted on Nextdoor

[chesthair 231]

It was difficult, but not impossible, to finish to that story.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Sounds like you are about to get kidnapped and held for ransom. The kidnappers always surveil the target first.

You might want to make sure the wife knows how much you love her. So she will pay the ransom.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

24 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Sounds like you are about to get kidnapped and held for ransom. The kidnappers always surveil the target first.

You might want to make sure the wife knows how much you love her. So she will pay the ransom.

Lulz, who do think hired these people?  Wife about to come into some insurance money.