Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado

[Sawbonz 27548]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hate everyone in collegiate sports that aren't the Texas Longhorns.

Username checks out 

[locodos 5387]

20 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Fucked worse than they were last year? I mean, I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay about what Deion is doing here and 100% expect to see him flame out badly, but JAGs would be an improvement.

Very possibly, they could still suck AND have to put up with Deon.  

[Mittens 8263]

 

[Not a cat 5652]

18 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does anyone actually hate CU? They’re an afterthought with good drugs.

I lived in Denver in the 90s (i.e. the last time cu was worth a shit) and also attended the 2001 big 12 championship game.  While my disdain will never rise to Sooner levels, I can manage a little schadenfreude over the current state of their program. 

[Huckleberry 32858]

Most hilarious part of this is the grown men who only refer to Sanders as Prime. 

[Viper 12109]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Most hilarious part of this is the grown men who only refer to Sanders as Prime. 

Coach Prime, imo

[Tex Long 4389]

Neon Deion

 

 

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

Edited April 28, 2023 by Tex Long

[Magus Ossis 2798]

Sanders literally had his staff clean most these guys’ lockers out. If you showed up and your stuff was in a pile, you knew how your post-spring-game meeting was going to go in advance. Some of the guys, like Courtney (the one who publicized the lack of access to Hudl), still had lockers but chose to leave.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Sanders literally had his staff clean most these guys’ lockers out. If you showed up and your stuff was in a pile, you knew how your post-spring-game meeting was going to go in advance. Some of the guys, like Courtney (the one who publicized the lack of access to Hudl), still had lockers but chose to leave.

Link or source?

[Modessit 5600]

Does anyone actually hate CU?

Chris Simms?

[Magus Ossis 2798]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Link or source?

Quasi adoptive parent of player. Person I’ve known for over a decade.

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Deion is either going to be a spectacular success or a spectacular failure at CU.    

There will be  no in between.

 

 

[0xdeadbeef 1649]

I see a bunch of people saying he won't have much success in year 1 and if he's going to win, it'll start in year 2.   I don't see it that way.

I think year -1 the team is competitive across the board and at-or-above .500; maybe 7-5.  Deion will probably even get a few words in the conversation for Coach of the Year.  The talent upgrade and a coaching staff that doesn't self destruct should get them there. They do play in the Pac-12.

I see year-2 being the hard year. If year-1 is 6-6 or 7-5, the expectations for year-2 will be sky-high. The massive talent upgrade he's doing now is a one-time trick. Next year he'll upgrade a few players like everyone else, but the improvement in year-2 has to start from the top. Coaching, schemes, player development.  It will be interesting if Deion has that in him.  

College Football is my #1 sport, and love him or hate him, the sport is better off with some characters like him.  We lost the Pirate, but we're getting Prime; he needs to have some success to stay relevant. 

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54215]

On 4/27/2023 at 8:06 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

This is a guy that has stiffed mechanics more than once on what should be chump change to him

 

Yeah but IIRC, it was God who told him to do that.  You don't want Prime to disobey God, do you?

[TreatyOak 16313]

On 4/27/2023 at 2:23 PM, Richard Kimball said:

At least someone has their fucking priorities straight. 

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Lmao .500

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

5 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I think year -1 the team is competitive across the board and at-or-above .500; maybe 7-5.

[Vermin 3043]

 

[52-80 19150]

On 4/28/2023 at 10:41 PM, TreatyOak said:

looks photoshopped IMO

[markstanco 12574]

On 4/28/2023 at 9:38 AM, Tex Long said:

Neon Deion

 

 

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

#2 on my jersey, #1 in your heart

[Grimas 669]

Maybe covered earlier but isn't there a limit of how many scholarships (25 or 32?) a team can give out a year?  There was a story elsewhere about all the issues KState was having the past 2 years filling their roster because of this limit... 

[closetojumping 62628]

Just now, Grimas said:

Maybe covered earlier but isn't there a limit of how many scholarships (25 or 32?) a team can give out a year?  There was a story elsewhere about all the issues KState was having the past 2 years filling their roster because of this limit... 

First of all, it was an article about Kansas, not KSU, and it was from 2018. Different era now. 

There is no counter at 25 anymore. They changed that before last year. 85 is all that matters. 

[Grimas 669]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

First of all, it was an article about Kansas, not KSU, and it was from 2018. Different era now. 

There is no counter at 25 anymore. They changed that before last year. 85 is all that matters. 

Thanks - I didn't realize this limit was lifted...  

KU, KSU - tomato, tamato...

[Blotto 23498]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

First of all, it was an article about Kansas, not KSU, and it was from 2018. Different era now. 

There is no counter at 25 anymore. They changed that before last year. 85 is all that matters. 

Stupid question from someone that can't doesnt pay much attention to the NIL landscape. Why does 85 even really matter anymore. If some of these NIL deals are mid-six or even seven figures, why even have the guys on scholarship? What prevents a school from having their top 10 guys as "walk-ons" from a scholly perspective? Doesnt BYU already pay for all walkons? 

https://www.athleticbusiness.com/operations/programming/article/15139771/nil-deal-will-cover-full-tuition-of-byu-football-walk-ons

[closetojumping 62628]

14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Stupid question from someone that can't doesnt pay much attention to the NIL landscape. Why does 85 even really matter anymore. If some of these NIL deals are mid-six or even seven figures, why even have the guys on scholarship? What prevents a school from having their top 10 guys as "walk-ons" from a scholly perspective? Doesnt BYU already pay for all walkons? 

https://www.athleticbusiness.com/operations/programming/article/15139771/nil-deal-will-cover-full-tuition-of-byu-football-walk-ons

Paying walk-ons is actually a bad strategy at this juncture. If you have an endowed set of 85 scholarship positions, maybe adding walk-ons helps. I'll let one of the other guys that care more about the walk-on approach offer up details. @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @SquishMitten @immamac

[immamac 42842]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Paying walk-ons is actually a bad strategy at this juncture. If you have an endowed set of 85 scholarship positions, maybe adding walk-ons helps. I'll let one of the other guys that care more about the walk-on approach offer up details. @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @SquishMitten @immamac

Walk-ons at major programs are typically practice dummies and don't see much if any playing time or they get a scholarship. Typically the depth at key positions with the transfer portal is managed to appropriately allow for the correct number of scholarship players for both depth and development depth. 

The outlier is when there is a 3rd year walk-on who has contributed and made the depth chart outside of the practice squad and is a key contributor to the development of the other players around them or displays leadership qualities in student life etc. 

Effectively there is no reason to have walk-on benefits if the rest of the roster isn't taken care of like @closetojumping said

[SydneyCarton 48081]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Paying walk-ons is actually a bad strategy at this juncture. If you have an endowed set of 85 scholarship positions, maybe adding walk-ons helps. I'll let one of the other guys that care more about the walk-on approach offer up details. @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @SquishMitten @immamac

Did you just mistake everyone you mentioned in this post with Wulaw? You son of a bitch. 

[RGBIII 22840]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Did you just mistake everyone you mentioned in this post with Wulaw? You son of a bitch. 

I’ve seen you mix your queso and salsa together so this is accurate for you

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

43 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ve seen you mix your queso and salsa together so this is accurate for you

[SydneyCarton 48081]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I’ve seen you mix your queso and salsa together so this is accurate for you

1.) You have never seen that, because it has never happened.

2.) Your efforts to jealously humiliate me just because video of you singing karaoke exists on this site is petty, and beneath you. 

[UpperWestside 6163]

Glad to see the school booted out a sexual predator in Deuce Roberson. I’m reading the story on Defector and man did Palmer Ridge HS and the community let a whole bunch of young women down because he was good at football. Good luck dealing with the El Paso County courts to Roberson because he’s going to get a whole bunch of decades behind bars and deservedly so.

https://defector.com/he-was-a-colorado-recruit-then-dozens-of-women-came-forward

Edited May 2, 2023 by UpperWestside

[Native Horn 3501]

I feel like some of you that have never mixed queso and salsa together are missing out.

[RGBIII 22840]

52 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

1.) You have never seen that, because it has never happened.

2.) Your efforts to jealously humiliate me just because video of you singing karaoke exists on this site is petty, and beneath you. 

1. Prove it

2. No shame in my game. I can promise a karaoke video at every Surly event from here on out. Wait till you hear me sing "Come and get your love"

[SydneyCarton 48081]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1. Prove it

2. No shame in my game. I can promise a karaoke video at every Surly event from here on out. Wait till you hear me sing "Come and get your love"

Listen twatwaffle, the burden of proof is on the accuser. You're accusing me of fucking food murder with just your accusation. You don't have a murder weapon, you don't have video evidence, you don't have shit. When a man walks into a room and gleefully claims to be the actual father of your children, do you take him at his word? Or do you go get a fucking DNA test?

Also, I can't disprove a fucking negative that didn't happen you goddamn shitpile. You have to prove a positive. 

[Pam Cummings 9640]

Apparently i'm an asshole because i've definitely mixed salsa and queso. I dip into the salsa first, though. I'm not a total madman.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Apparently i'm an asshole because i've definitely mixed salsa and queso. I dip into the salsa first, though. I'm not a total madman.

So you ruin the queso for everyone else? Wtf you prick!

[RGBIII 22840]

54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen twatwaffle, the burden of proof is on the accuser. You're accusing me of fucking food murder with just your accusation. You don't have a murder weapon, you don't have video evidence, you don't have shit. When a man walks into a room and gleefully claims to be the actual father of your children, do you take him at his word? Or do you go get a fucking DNA test?

Also, I can't disprove a fucking negative that didn't happen you goddamn shitpile. You have to prove a positive. 

[GringoSalado 1651]

We talkin' bout chile con queso?

[Helobious 9448]

Mixing salsa and queso is perfectly acceptable. Queso flameado and Chile con queso say hi. Source: I’m Mexican.

Also wrapping your enchilada in a flour tortilla and eating it like a taco is acceptable too. That’s not a Mexican thing but it is an alpha male thing. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

25 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

We talkin' bout chile con queso?

If you’ve known it as long as I have, it’s just queso 

[Tylerocks 2553]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Mixing salsa and queso is perfectly acceptable. Queso flameado and Chile con queso say hi. Source: I’m Mexican.

Also wrapping your enchilada in a flour tortilla and eating it like a taco is acceptable too. That’s not a Mexican thing but it is an alpha male thing. 

[Helobious 9448]

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Makes it easier to pile the lettuce & tomatoes on top, and some rice and beans for good measure. Holds it all together pretty well.

[Pam Cummings 9640]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So you ruin the queso for everyone else? Wtf you prick!

If you're eating queso that's worth a shit, doesn't it already have most of the things that salsa has? Leaving queso remnants in the salsa seems like a way bigger dick move.

Edited May 2, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[closetojumping 62628]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen twatwaffle, the burden of proof is on the accuser. You're accusing me of fucking food murder with just your accusation. You don't have a murder weapon, you don't have video evidence, you don't have shit. When a man walks into a room and gleefully claims to be the actual father of your children, do you take him at his word? Or do you go get a fucking DNA test?

Also, I can't disprove a fucking negative that didn't happen you goddamn shitpile. You have to prove a positive. 

What kind of shit is happening at your house, man? Some vato just walks into your house and starts claiming your progeny? Jesus.

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Mixing salsa and queso is perfectly acceptable. Queso flameado and Chile con queso say hi. Source: I’m Mexican.

Also wrapping your enchilada in a flour tortilla and eating it like a taco is acceptable too. That’s not a Mexican thing but it is an alpha male thing. 

You clowns talking about mixing queso and salsa have no idea what we witnessed. There is no fucking way what I witnessed is considered normal. I'll be haunted by that moment in time a week or century from now on my death bed.

[Josef Pwag 1738]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Apparently i'm an asshole because i've definitely mixed salsa and queso

I've never done this before but now I'm thinking about it. Is it a 50/50 split? 

[GringoSalado 1651]

I believe your standard ratio is

 

to

[Vertigo 20276]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You clowns talking about mixing queso and salsa have no idea what we witnessed. There is no fucking way what I witnessed is considered normal. I'll be haunted by that moment in time a week or century from now on my death bed.

Was this before or after he went to the nsync concert?

[Vertigo 20276]

44 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

I believe your standard ratio is

 

to

Right, but Velveeta by itself is never considered queso unless you are in some northern state that think lemon pepper chicken is spicy. 

[GringoSalado 1651]

10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Right, but Velveeta by itself is never considered queso unless you are in some northern state that think lemon pepper chicken is spicy. 

I  mean, I used a can of Rotel for "chile"

[hookemATL 11719]

Just put some jalapeños up in that bitch.  Mmmmmm fuck yea.