Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado

[Jkwellborn 6,732]

I think Lil Wayne should be special teams coordinator. And a hologram of any other dead celebrity clearly deserves a role on the staff. 

Tupac and Biggie are waiting.

[Hermanator 7,146]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I think Lil Wayne should be special teams coordinator. And a hologram of any other dead celebrity clearly deserves a role on the staff. 

[Chewbacca 7,783]

...this is before the season starts.

Closer to when the season starts. People get hurt in training camp all the time.

[closetohumping 17,462]

On 1/1/2024 at 11:05 AM, Bodhi said:

No problem, new DC and new OC.  Lord, please make this happen.

Not sure Irvin would work under Deion 

[NoName 16,396]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

2 hours ago, NoName said:

...this is before the season starts.

Closer to when the season starts. People get hurt in training camp all the time.

[Dennis Taylor 18,861]

This seems normal 

 

 

[Hookem10 760]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This seems normal 

 

 

At least his sons aren’t very important to the team and its success…..so it’s ok 

[BurntEyes 6,026]

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This seems normal 

 

 

That men's clothing line seems normal to you? Not even the Ducks Unlimited bros could sell that "outdoor fashion gear" to raging rednecks.

Speaking of raging rednecks, both of Deion's kids have the initials SS. 

Shit's starting to make sense.

[dcar00 14,352]

10 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

At least his sons aren’t very important to the team and its success…..so it’s ok 

Hey, Ballers get special treatment.  Big Baller Brand on the way!

[StassneyHorn 6,635]

This thread has turned into “Cringeworthy shit that Uncle you see at Christmas says-CU edition”

[BurntEyes 6,026]

On 1/3/2024 at 12:09 PM, closetohumping said:

Not sure Irvin would work under Deion 

Pffffttt... no, he would not.

[LonghornBreeder 550]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

That men's clothing line seems normal to you? Not even the Ducks Unlimited bros could sell that "outdoor fashion gear" to raging rednecks.

Speaking of raging rednecks, both of Deion's kids have the initials SS. 

Shit's starting to make sense.

That absolutely looks like something people with more money than sense would wear to look outdoorsy when they are nowhere near the great outdoors. Do you think LV is marketing to rednecks or the Ducks Unlimited crowd? They are selling clown clothes to the people driving a Defender down Rodeo.

 

That said, this looks like Coach Prime is trying to write the book on how to destroy team culture.

[BurntEyes 6,026]

8 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

That absolutely looks like something people with more money than sense would wear to look outdoorsy when they are nowhere near the great outdoors. Do you think LV is marketing to rednecks or the Ducks Unlimited crowd? They are selling clown clothes to the people driving a Defender down Rodeo.

 

That said, this looks like Coach Prime is trying to write the book on how to destroy team culture.

Oh we're in full agreement. I was taking the opportunity to mock LV, the people who would buy that shit, their level of stupidity as well as the arrogance of Deion to let his "star QB" son attend.

The irony is, dumb rednecks with Ram Trump Trucks would pass on it while folks driving a Defender with save our planet stickers would eat it up.

/no CR stupidity comes in all race, color and economic circles.

Edited January 17 by BurntEyes

[Brothahorn 10,087]

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This seems normal 

 

 

When your hunting outfit costs more than your deer lease..

[BurntEyes 6,026]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

When your hunting outfit costs more than your deer lease..

But the good news is nobody will know as the LV tag on your "safety vest" looks like a Best Buy Sale sticker. 

You will be asked if it came with coupons.

Edited January 18 by BurntEyes

[South Austin 52,584]

8 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

When your hunting outfit costs more than your deer lease..

Like they’ve ever shot at anything other than a video game.

[PittsburghTiger 6,196]

9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

But the good news is nobody will know as the LV tag on your "safety vest" looks like a Best Buy Sale sticker. 

You will be asked if it came with coupons.

I thought the same BestBuy thing too. Too funny

[williemackgarza 1,826]

When your hunting outfit costs more than your deer lease..

Uhhh, you check deer lease prices lately???
At least 4 LV purses, 2 pair of shades and a small parfume worth. Shits gettin real out thurr.
Brotha, look at them!!!

[hookemATL 11,849]

16 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Uhhh, you check deer lease prices lately???
At least 4 LV purses, 2 pair of shades and a small parfume worth. Shits gettin real out thurr.
Brotha, look at them!!!

I think you’d look quite fetching in that gear, tbh. Can you imagine the attention you’d get in Mexico and the Panhandle while chasing antlers in that getup?  YOU’D BE A STAR!!!

[Not a cat 5,698]

23 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

 

That said, this looks like Coach Prime is trying to write the book on how to destroy team culture.

As long as they're missing team functions for something important it should be fine.  For really critical shit the teammates will understand- you know, heavy shit like family emergency, academic tests, Rhodes scholar interviews, or Paris fashion shows.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,428]

17 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

When your hunting outfit costs more than your deer lease..

Have you priced Sitka or Kuiu gear lately? 

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

https://ca.louisvuitton.com/eng-ca/men/spring-summer-2024-show/spring-summer-2024-collection/_/N-t1mn41yn?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2KitBhCIARIsAPPMEhL-BgfidY3_yLqZRBJCH_trk8pcT4wRAL7Y7GKBt8E3v6kcfHOFD9oaApaGEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
 

here’s the rest of Pharrells LV collection for you fashionistas @iconoclast

[Steel Shank 9,430]

Wonder if they were banging models two at time backstage.

[Texzilla58 4,744]

That men's clothing line seems normal to you? Not even the Ducks Unlimited bros could sell that "outdoor fashion gear" to raging rednecks.
Speaking of raging rednecks, both of Deion's kids have the initials SS. 
Shit's starting to make sense.

Would you prefer Heinrich and Himler. Himler Saunders has a good ring to it.

[ABSR 5,323]

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Wonder if they were banging male models two at time backstage.

Fixed it.

[BurntEyes 6,026]

On 1/18/2024 at 1:48 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Have you priced Sitka or Kuiu gear lately? 

Wow, that's Patagonia/North Face type pricing. Impressive!!

This LV "wind breaker" just giggled.

[Guest]

Does it come with its own generator and heat pump?

Edited January 20 by slorch

[Had Enough 2,088]

Watson, clearly yes.  
Beford, not so much, as our defense was pretty decent for his first year.  But the Big XII wasn't great across the board that year, and that coaching staff turned out to be horrible recruiters, so the defense got shitty quickly after that.

DFEI was #12 in 2014, #43 in 2015 and #44 in 2016.

The OFEI was 95, 87, and 66.

I guess the Big 12 wasn’t great across the board but two top 10 teams along with top 20 KSU.

I’m not sure how good Bedford was but Baylor and TCU were in their heyday offensively. OU began stuttering until Riley came on board. Mahomes was at Tech.

I don’t know the inner workings of recruiting, but there are too many guys hanging out in or around the NFL to say they were horrible recruiters especially considering that it was only 3 years with the first year being a short one. But maybe Herman and staff were great developers.

Those defenses were mediocre in 15 and 16 because they were young. The offense was terrible. That KU loss that ended it all had the defense pitching a shutout for 3 quarters but 6 turnovers were the issue. Ironically enough those 6 turnovers were at the hands of future NFLers.

[EuroHorn 3,268]

On 1/16/2024 at 11:03 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

This seems normal 

 

 

Looks like they’re going hunting at a browns game. 

[66BUFF 2,565]

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Would you prefer Heinrich and Himler. Himler Saunders has a good ring to it.

 

Maybe he is a big Chevy fan

[The Dog 44,138]

And Prime calls those coaches and whines about how mean they are.

[Chooky 13,318]

Someone should make the world of football recruiting more polite and kind. 

[Mother mopar 3,324]

 
Maybe he is a big Chevy fan

He is not

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

And Prime calls those coaches and whines about how mean they are.

Negative recruiting?? Well I never!

[Post Oak 20,261]

Victim complex is strong with Deion.

[Pods 7,586]

10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

 

Complimentary shipping? How magnanimous of them. 

I appreciate the gesture, but this makes my decision so much more difficult.

Free shipping makes me feel valued as a customer, but spending over $3400 less is also appealing.

If only there were somewhere else I could get free shipping...

Edited January 21 by Pods

[Jkwellborn 6,732]

That shit looks like a shower curtain from the dollar store.

[Herpa Derpa 6,130]

poors will never understand fashion.

[Chooky 13,318]

18 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Negative recruiting?? Well I never!

It's unprecedented. Civility and respect has always been the foundation of college football recruiting. Until now. It's unacceptable. 

[Tex Long 4,439]

18 hours ago, Pods said:

If only there were somewhere else I could get free shipping...

Talk to your local barkeeper. It's a dead certainty he gets free shipping on his free peanuts and popcorn.

[TreatyOak 16,418]

On 1/20/2024 at 8:08 PM, Jkwellborn said:

That shit looks like a shower curtain from the dollar store.

They look better dressed to me than any male over the age of 20 who wears the jersey of his favorite player. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,428]

On 1/20/2024 at 7:38 PM, Pods said:

 

Complimentary shipping? How magnanimous of them. 

I appreciate the gesture, but this makes my decision so much more difficult.

Free shipping makes me feel valued as a customer, but spending over $3400 less is also appealing.

If only there were somewhere else I could get free shipping...

As if I'm not going to hop on my jet and pick it up in person...

[Tex Long 4,439]

The message sent to the team seems incalculably bad. I never thought Prime was stupid, but I'm wondering now. I guess it's possible he gets it, but dismisses the understanding as being trivial in comparison to pushing his kids. If I were on this team, I think I'd be starting to examine the portal possibilities. Wholesale desertion seems like a response that may be on the horizon. But Prime is pretty close to Mack Brown level persuasional, so maybe it's teapot tempestuous.

[Guest]

Unless the NIL( the driving force behind this whole experiment) dries up, there will be no mass exodus from the CU program.

[Deej 76,903]

Deion is such a whiney little bitch that he should have taken the aggy job. 

[royiv 9,342]

A bunch of olds on a message board aren't the target market here. It's not a bad look at all to have Shilo and Shedeur in Paris walking the runway for Louis Vuitton. It's entirely on brand for what Deion is trying to build at CU. Take a look at what NFL players wear before and after games. It's a fashion show and there's a ton of LV on display. Deion talked about Louis in his first press conference at CU. Check out an image that I received from CU yesterday (I bought tickets to a game at Folsom once and now they spam me everyday). What's that in the background? An LV pattern. This stuff is aspirational for a lot of these kids and seeing his kids walking in a fashion show is aspirational. This is completely on brand for the NIL world.

Now does it turn into results on the field? My opinion is no, but stranger things have surprised me.

[Pam Cummings 9,658]

6 minutes ago, royiv said:

A bunch of olds on a message board aren't the target market here. It's not a bad look at all to have Shilo and Shedeur in Paris walking the runway for Louis Vuitton. It's entirely on brand for what Deion is trying to build at CU. Take a look at what NFL players wear before and after games. It's a fashion show and there's a ton of LV on display. Deion talked about Louis in his first press conference at CU. Check out an image that I received from CU yesterday (I bought tickets to a game at Folsom once and now they spam me everyday). What's that in the background? An LV pattern. This stuff is aspirational for a lot of these kids and seeing his kids walking in a fashion show is aspirational. This is completely on brand for the NIL world.

Now does it turn into results on the field? My opinion is no, but stranger things have surprised me.

I think the issue is that the coach is spitting rhetoric about winning and he will cast aside losers, yet allows his sons to skip their first team meeting to do this. People that are serious about winning lead by example.

Edited January 24 by Pam Cummings

[Guest]

Save 2% on a table of 8.

Damn.  Who could resist?

[royiv 9,342]

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

People that are serious about winning lead by example.

Totally agree and that's why I said I don't think Deion will ultimately generate a culture of winning. My post was intended to say that I don't think this appreciably hurts team morale and recruiting and may likely be net positive. Is it what puts together a winning team? I don't think so, but I could be surprised. 

[JMFP 1,120]

7 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Random Rant Incoming/

Maybe it's from a place of privilege that I speak these things but I think it's pretty gross the youth, especially those who are poor, are being manipulated and conditioned to think that their aspirations should be to accumulate a bunch of money so they can buy gaudy things and garish clothing. That these kids think their identities are tied to a) their skill on the field and b) their ability to spend a crap ton of their money earned on a bunch of high fashion house clothing, is kind of sick and to lean into that feels predatory.

I mean the richest man in the world, depending on the fiscal quarter and stock price, is the old French white guy who somehow convinced the world, from the poors to the upper middle class and rich, that a brown bag with LV stamped all over it was peak fashion.

Good for him on the grift, I guess (and I fully admit to being part of the problem and acknowledge that my wife has a whole side closet dedicated to her half dozen Louis' purses, clutches, crossbodies, handbags and dustbags for the various seasons, etc.).

But.... When you were young and starting out did you not aspire to earn as much as possible so you could provide for your own wants too? I mean, that's why they play the game to begin with isn't it? If they want LV and gaudy bullshit then let them buy it. They're paid to entertain us so let them spend their money however they want. Just sayin...