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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado


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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Deion will paint himself as a victim of racism, bad officiating or any myriad of other finger pointing. Start creating the narrative as the season heads downhill, being sure to throw his assistant coaches and players under the bus in the process. 

Deion has zero plans to remain in the college game. He'll find an opportunity as a position coach in the NFL and I'm sure he's already working on it. Likely at Dallas and putting a bug in the ear of the coaches there as well as Jerrah. Working to get his son drafted and hopefully continue epic level helicopter parenting into the NFL. He'll move on from CU at the end of the season, post draft and I'd be suprised if he doesn't end up at the same NFL franchise as one of his sons.

Because the news cycle forgets quickly by this time next year CU will have a new coach, worse issues without those skill players and the world will move on from the story, CU and Deion... until they turn their focus to the NFL team Deion went to... 

I would add a health problem and instructions from the lawd to his excuse bingo card for his inevitable departure. 

But there's no freaking way an NFL team with any sort of structure would take him on as a coach in any capacity.  He's entirely too narcissistic, arrogant, lazy, and full of shit to be any sort of subordinate to anyone 

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(Hopefully starts at 32:25)

This is the play I was talking about. Right after the terrible pick 6, Sanders is flushed out and has an easy 6 yard gain right in front of him. Receiver is wide open for that short of a throw. But he looks downfield and refuses to dump it. 2nd and 15 instead of 2nd and 4. Lots of the sacks are on their OL of course, but a lot of them are on Sanders. 

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26 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Great camera angle of a terrible throw. 

 

my favorite part is that there is not a Cornhusker within 3 yards of him when he made the throw.  he threw his OL under the bus after the game, but there was zero pressure on him on that pick 6. just a terrible decision and worse execution.

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

But there's no freaking way an NFL team with any sort of structure would take him on as a coach in any capacity.  He's entirely too narcissistic, arrogant, lazy, and full of shit to be any sort of subordinate to anyone 

 

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

There's also zero chance any NFL GM is risking their job to draft his kid in the first round. That is pure delusion from the Sanders camp that gets perpetuated by lazy radio hosts.

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I would add a health problem and instructions from the lawd to his excuse bingo card for his inevitable departure. 

But there's no freaking way an NFL team with any sort of structure would take him on as a coach in any capacity.  He's entirely too narcissistic, arrogant, lazy, and full of shit to be any sort of subordinate to anyone 

Which is why he'll most likely end up in Dallas or one of the other cluster fuck franchises. It's not impossible he is a "trainer" wherever Shaduer ends up.

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25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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It doesn't even make sense from a "Jerry is a narcissist who needs all the attention" standpoint. You really think there is room for another attention whoring asshole who makes every story all about himself under his umbrella? There's plenty of other dumb things he can do to keep his franchise relevant without dealing with the Sanders circus.

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

 

(Hopefully starts at 32:25)

This is the play I was talking about. Right after the terrible pick 6, Sanders is flushed out and has an easy 6 yard gain right in front of him. Receiver is wide open for that short of a throw. But he looks downfield and refuses to dump it. 2nd and 15 instead of 2nd and 4. Lots of the sacks are on their OL of course, but a lot of them are on Sanders. 

He could have possibly tucked and run, checked down (best call) or tossed it out of bounds. All were way better options and he took a sack instead. That's NOT  great or arguably good college QB play. The other shit pass on this page is more evidence and there are many other examples. Yet some still claim he's amazing. We're looking at the world through different lenses.

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I had completely forgotten that Deon hired a washed out NFL reject in Pat Shurmur to run the offense.  Klatt reminded me of this on his podcast when he talked about the lack of pre and post snap movement. That, combined with them not even trying to run the ball, is a total trashfire disaster.

Pat Shurmur is just a fucking hilarious choice. Would love to be a fly on the wall during those meetings. 

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

It doesn't even make sense from a "Jerry is a narcissist who needs all the attention" standpoint. You really think there is room for another attention whoring asshole who makes every story all about himself under his umbrella? There's plent6 of other dumb things he can do to keep his franchise relevant without dealing with the Sanders circus.

Have you followed the Cowboys at all since Jerrah owned them. 

Two words.

Barry Switzer 

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3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I had completely forgotten that Deon hired a washed out NFL reject in Pat Shurmur to run the offense.  Klatt reminded me of this on his podcast when he talked about the lack of pre and post snap movement. That, combined with them not even trying to run the ball, is a total trashfire disaster.

Pat Shurmur is just a fucking hilarious choice. Would love to be a fly on the wall during those meetings. 

I'm absolutely certain it's a ton of bus action worthy of some weird fetish porn.

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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

There's also zero chance any NFL GM is risking their job to draft his kid in the first round. That is pure delusion from the Sanders camp that gets perpetuated by lazy radio hosts.

I dunno ... as long as Jerruh is around, and probably a few others, there's always someone stupid enough to gleefully overspend on locker room killing players like the Sanders boys.

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

The quitting has already begun, and it will only get worse. 

 

Prime coined that term ironically enough

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

If I'm the band director I tell Coach Prime to get bent.

That's funny as hell, not sure if it was intentional or not. They got a bully for a band director or something? 

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In this new era of college football I would not be surprised, nor would I blame him, if Hunter were to pack it in. Especially if Colorado keeps sucking and is sitting at a 50/50 record in five or six weeks. His coach is in the second year of a five year deal worth $29,500,000 and has an estimated net worth of $45,000,000 (which seems quite low to me).
This is a complete business and if I’m getting my head kicked in each week I am protecting my future earnings potential. It’s estimated that Sanders has brought $280,000,000 to the university, when taking into consideration TV exposure, increased donations, tickets, etc.
Sorry Coach Prime, you got yours, I want mine.
 
 

If they keep sucking? They’ve sucked for a couple of decades now. So it is written..
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33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

My son is in the hospital, you know what this is a perfect opportunity for 'A Photo Op'

Let's take a picture of me needlessly staring at him while he's trying to get some fucking sleep.  Then we'll post it on social media.

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36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

Nothing says “TEAM” more than telling a band not to play the fifth song and play his son’s rap song.

This family is so pretentious and selfish.

https://brobible.com/sports/article/deion-sanders-colorado-band-fight-song-shedeur-touchdowns/

“Deion isn’t the only person trying to phase out college bands, however. Florida State dealt with a similar controversy recently when it tried to stop its band from playing the famed “War Chant” on third downs.

Though at least the Noles didn’t try to replace it with a rap song made by the coach’s son.”

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8 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Florida State dealt with a similar controversy recently when it tried to stop its band from playing the famed “War Chant” on third downs.

I get that some people hate it, but that’s one of the coolest things in college football, imo. 

Less Deion, more War Chant, better college football.

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4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

There's also zero chance any NFL GM is risking their job to draft his kid in the first round. That is pure delusion from the Sanders camp that gets perpetuated by lazy radio hosts.

Gosh, I wonder what they'll blame it on when 32 NFL GMs pass on him?  It's a real mystery.

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On 9/8/2024 at 11:50 AM, GJ Winne said:

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But for real, I'd be absolutely shocked if he left the state of Texas for his next job.  I'm worried about Baylor, Tech and TCU, but definitely not Colorado.

Aranda and McGuire are gone after this year. That’s where I’d start with GJ. He’ll stay at neither long. I think he’s A&M or LSU bound. He wouldn’t waste his time on a lousy Colorado job that Deion makes worse. 

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Dak signed an extension yesterday, they aren't taking an early round qb.

Shedeur isn’t an early round pick. I hope Jerry isn’t that stupid. I’d like to think he’s had his fill of Deion. I find it really hard to believe Deion gets a position coaching job with any nfl franchise. You don’t let that kind of cancer in your front door. I cannot imagine a scenario whereby Shedeur doesn’t cost himself 2 or 3 entire rounds just because his last name is Sanders and his dad is Deion. I wouldn’t draft him in any round, even if I needed a QB. 

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45 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Matt Rhule's substance? Oh FFS.

You did this Deion. You made Nebraska and Rhule look good. 

TBF, Rhule has shown he's a damn good college football program builder.

His first three years at Temple were 2 wins, 6 wins, 10 wins.  His three at Baylor were 1 win, 7 wins, 11 wins.

It looks like he has Nebraska on a similar trajectory. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Only because he gets to play CU.

Yep. Let's not start sucking Matt Rhule's dick just yet for doing exactly what any decent team should have done. Is Nebraska decent now? Maybe. Maybe even good, but it was Colorado, in Lincoln. Time will tell how good Nebraska really is.

My guess is that in time - like I said about ND after they beat aggy - we'll probably find out that Nebraska isn't very good either.

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