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Anyone saying this game was anything other than a massive accomplishment for Sanders and the CU program is a moron. 

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Deion Sanders is a thin-skinned, grifting, insecure, 57-year-old man adorned in jewelry and excess to fill the massive emotional void that not even a hall of fame NFL career could fill and is so easil

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2 hours ago, El Squared said:

The interest in Deion is the same interest people have rubber-necking a flipped over car on the freeway. Not success, but attraction to a shit show.

Ever actually seen a dumpster fire? I mean a real, literal dumpster on fire. I have, set it myself by drunk mishap.

Was I worried my complex would burn down. Yes. Was I worried there might be a financial price to pay in the form of a fine or being homeless. Yes.

Was I sad when the firemen put it out.

Yes.

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Ever actually seen a dumpster fire? I mean a real, literal dumpster on fire. I have, set it myself by drunk mishap.
Was I worried my complex would burn down. Yes. Was I worried there might be a financial price to pay in the form of a fine or being homeless. Yes.
Was I sad when the firemen put it out.
Yes.

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This is why Deion is such a fucking idiot. He can't handle success. The whole recruits are coming to see us instead of UCF isn't the flex he thinks it is. 1) UCF is going to smoke them now 2) Why aren't recruits coming to your home games to watch your team play, because you give 2 shits about kissing kids ass to get them to play for you. You have shown little to make any intelligent person that follows college football think you are at CU for the long haul.

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5 hours ago, El Squared said:

The interest in Deion is the same interest people have rubber-necking a flipped over car on the freeway. Not success, but attraction to a shit show.

Yep. Rubber-necking is infuriating, because it's almost always a huge delay for what turns out to be nothing. 

Every once in a while though, it's something like a semi flipped over with shit spilling out all over the road. 

Colorado football is clearly in the second scenario now. 

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What am I missing? I saw UCF favored by as much as 15. They looked meh against TCU and there isn't much to glean from thumping New Hampshire and Sam Houston. KJ Jefferson can be a complete lummox. And they'll likely be playing in a rice paddy today. Is it Malazahn and the tempo? This game feels like a jump ball. 

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Okay, watching Baylor right now is answering my question. And I'm even on this thread discussing how hapless this Baylor team is this year. The Baylor that took CU to OT on the road and had to squirt diarrhea down their own legs to find a way to lose. Sorry. Sometimes I have to jump in and tell myself to shut the fuck up. 

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12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Okay, watching Baylor right now is answering my question. And I'm even on this thread discussing how hapless this Baylor team is this year. The Baylor that took CU to OT on the road and had to squirt diarrhea down their own legs to find a way to lose. Sorry. Sometimes I have to jump in and tell myself to shut the fuck up. 

Baylor is terrible, so I'll allow your comments.

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18 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is why Deion is such a fucking idiot. He can't handle success. The whole recruits are coming to see us instead of UCF isn't the flex he thinks it is. 1) UCF is going to smoke them now 2) Why aren't recruits coming to your home games to watch your team play, because you give 2 shits about kissing kids ass to get them to play for you. You have shown little to make any intelligent person that follows college football think you are at CU for the long haul.

Welp. Seems like after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth, Colorado is 4-1.

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14 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Welp. Seems like after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth, Colorado is 4-1.

Yes, their first win against a team with a winning record. And a team that will likely be .500 at best by the end of the season. A real juggernaut Deion has delivered. They have arrived. 

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4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Yes, their first win against a team with a winning record. And a team that will likely be .500 at best by the end of the season. A real juggernaut Deion has delivered. They have arrived. 

Oh please. They were 13 point underdogs and won by 27. They beat the shit out of UCF, it was a good win. 

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15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Oh please. They were 13 point underdogs and won by 27. They beat the shit out of UCF, it was a good win. 

Probably the first time anyone has beaten UCF in Orlando. And I'm on this very page questioning why they'd be favored by so much prior to the game, you absolute doink.

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31 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Yes, their first win against a team with a winning record. And a team that will likely be .500 at best by the end of the season. A real juggernaut Deion has delivered. They have arrived. 

You play the games in front of you. Texas is 5-0 and hasn't played anyone either. Just gotta play your schedule. Keep fucking that chicken though.

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7 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You play the games in front of you. Texas is 5-0 and hasn't played anyone either. Just gotta play your schedule. Keep fucking that chicken though.

I'm on this page saying this seemed like a winnable game for your neon one. Keep making barnyard references though. 

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Two months ago:
"Deion sucks. Colorado will lose every game this season!"
Two months later:
"Well Colorado is 4-1, but they haven't played anyone!"
Goalposts officially moved. 
 

Not for me. I still think they’re ass and the program is a joke lead by a fucking clown. But make no mistake, they haven’t beaten anyone worth a damn yet.
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On 9/29/2024 at 10:53 AM, TreatyOak said:

Two months ago:

"Deion sucks. Colorado will lose every game this season!"

Two months later:

"Well Colorado is 4-1, but they haven't played anyone!"

Goalposts officially moved. 

 

Name one person who said they'd lose every game this season. 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Name one person who said they'd lose every game this season. 

I’m too lazy to go look but it was said, along w, “lucky to win two games,” etc. Now, it’s, “who have they played?” I don’t even like Deion but some of this stuff is just ridiculous. 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


Not for me. I still think they’re ass and the program is a joke lead by a fucking clown. But make no mistake, they haven’t beaten anyone worth a damn yet.

I agree that they aren’t that good, but that was a really good win against UCF.

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The win vs Rayplor was insane but the 27 point beatdown on the road at UCF was definitely his most dominating game and quite frankly not one I thought he could ever pull off.

If they can pull off the win against EMAW and the powertowels on the 12th they will be in pretty good shape in conference play.

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On 9/29/2024 at 11:11 AM, demos said:

^ That’s not saying much.

It's Colorado bro. Y'all act like this is Georgia. They are playing like teams. Colorado has been pretty much a dumpster fire since VY drug his nuts over their program 20 years ago. They've had a blip of success here and there but let's remember who they are. 8+ wins is a solid season for them. Especially since two years ago they notched a single win.

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On 9/27/2024 at 5:51 PM, BurntEyes said:

I don't like Telenovelas.

I turn them on.

Spurier was a character.

Bowden was a character.

Leach was a character.

Deion is a grifter pos, and so are his children.

There are lots of grifters and pos on Telenovelas. My Spanish is passable at best.

The hot women and over the top acting get my attention so I leave them on it if I come across them.

I don't like them, I don't like Deion. He's grifter. He probably has a lot of smoking women in the backrooms. I'd be okay with televising this aspect too. 

I'm leaving the show on until it's conclusion, sans hot women because I'm entertained.

Telenovas have scalding hot senoritas. Colorado football has a bitter old con man. Advantage telenovas

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Who gives a shit what he wins this year. His coaching and teams victim complex are tiring. Honestly I'm more intrigued to see how he does without hunter and his kids in the future. If he can get some big names from the portal and reload , he might stick around. If not, I figure he leaves not gracefully. 

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25 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Who gives a shit what he wins this year. His coaching and teams victim complex are tiring. Honestly I'm more intrigued to see how he does without hunter and his kids in the future. If he can get some big names from the portal and reload , he might stick around. If not, I figure he leaves not gracefully. 

Lol, he won't be coaching at CU next year.

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19 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Who gives a shit what he wins this year. His coaching and teams victim complex are tiring. Honestly I'm more intrigued to see how he does without hunter and his kids in the future. If he can get some big names from the portal and reload , he might stick around. If not, I figure he leaves not gracefully. 

You guys love to throw this phrase around don't you?

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20 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I’m too lazy to go look but it was said, along w, “lucky to win two games,” etc. Now, it’s, “who have they played?” I don’t even like Deion but some of this stuff is just ridiculous. 

I'm surprised he's 4-1. 

So what's your prediction for CU this season?

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm surprised he's 4-1. 

So what's your prediction for CU this season?

Well, it was 4 wins, haha, so they are exceeding my very low expectations for them. 

I see 3 more wins out of these four games:

  • Cincinnati 
  • Texas Tech 
  • Kansas
  • Arizona 

Losses to: 

  • Kansas Sate 
  • Utah

So counting a bowl, probably 7-5

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11 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You guys love to throw this phrase around don't you?

8-day old article

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story?id=40967823&_slug_=colorado-bans-reporter-asking-deion-sanders-questions

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Colorado has banned Denver Post columnist Sean Keeler from asking questions of football coach Deion Sanders or other members of the football program, the school confirmed Friday.

"After a series of sustained, personal attacks on the football program and specifically Coach Prime, the CU Athletic Department in conjunction with the football program, have decided not to take questions from Denver Post columnist Sean Keeler at football-related events," the athletic department said in a statement provided to ESPN

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The decision comes two weeks after a news conference in which Sanders accused Keeler of "always being on the attack" and asked, "What happened to get you like this?"

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Sanders has a history as a coach of using his influence to ban reporters from asking questions about his program.

and within the last month

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40799337/deion-sanders-spars-media-testy-colorado-presser-birthday

 

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