Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado

[Chooky 13,307]

This is Spider2ybanana's favorite thread to not talk about deion sanders on. There are others, but he chose this one. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,166]

Deion Sanders is so insecure that he has to make sure everyone calls him "Prime" like he's back in the 90s, rather ratter using his real name like a real coach would do; but he isn't a real coach. He's a fraud, a charlatan, a griftee, just like everyone said he was. He's close to 60 and takes pleasure in calling out kids that don't perform immediately, and yet here he his latching onto his kids hoping they make it in the NFL, which they won't. 

Hell, he's even latched onto an actual talent in Travis Hunter since he's the only talented one in that group. He knows deep down he's a failure and when he leaves Colorado he'll never live it down. The jig is up and he knows it. In his new conference he'll win 4 or less games again, and I'll take pleasure in watching him fail. I guess him failing was God's plan.  

[Rudiger 1,160]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The jig is up and he knows it.

[Chooky 13,307]

Dang

[Eugene11 379]

On 5/3/2024 at 2:23 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Dude, if you're gonna dunk on a a former, go take a look at the one in office right now. You think the former is a narcissist, go back from the 90s to now and you'll see narcissistic, sociopathic, psychopath. 

Let's not do this on this board. Every current and ex president is a narcassistic, sociopathic, psychopath. You don't get to the head of CIA without being a sociopath narcassistic prick. Just ask John Kiriakou. 

No more fucking cloak room shit on this board, please! 

Pretty far out of touch my man…and therein lies the problem. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,794]

On 5/3/2024 at 8:14 PM, Chooky said:

Deion Sanders is a thin-skinned, grifting, insecure, 57-year-old man adorned in jewelry and excess to fill the massive emotional void that not even a hall of fame NFL career could fill and is so easily distracted that he has to remind kids far less than half his age, even one who just plays for Austin Peay, that he's better than them and makes Tom Herman appear grounded and emotionally mature. Also, he's a total dick. 

There. We're back on track.

 

[Herpa Derpa 6,119]

On 5/4/2024 at 5:21 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

The jig is up and he knows it.

His type doesn't assess reality like you and I. A raging narcissist is incapable of self-correction or reflective thought. They never see the fall coming because they are incapable of thinking it could ever happen to them.  For the HOF narcissists like Deion, they have never failed at anything in their life. If something didn't work, it was someone else's fault and failure. He will walk away from a dumpster fire when he leaves Colorado and it will all be someone else's fault the program is in no better shape than when he arrived.

[Deej 76,737]

17 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

His type doesn't assess reality like you and I. A raging narcissist is incapable of self-correction or reflective thought. They never see the fall coming because they are incapable of thinking it could ever happen to them.  For the HOF narcissists like Deion, they have never failed at anything in their life. If something didn't work, it was someone else's fault and failure. He will walk away from a dumpster fire when he leaves Colorado and it will all be someone else's fault the program is in no better shape than when he arrived.

He failed at keeping all his toes. 

[Tex Long 4,380]

48 minutes ago, Deej said:

He failed at keeping all his toes. 

Sixty percent of the time he has all the toes he needs.

[Dennis Taylor 18,794]

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

He failed at keeping all his toes. 

20% off pedicures tho

[Deej 76,737]

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

20% off pedicures tho

[The Dog 43,975]

 

[Hank Chinaski 6,311]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

This reminds me of the time I heard Gary Danielson say during a game that Tim fucking Tebow was the best running QB he had ever seen - about 18 months after the 2006 Rose Bowl. It was astounding. 

[bad_teammate 13,183]

Twitter should be illegal

[msucolt45 4,048]

Ain’t no way he’s a top 5 pick, unless drunk Jerry insists! The Buffs aren’t even going to win 7 games this year. T Hunter is their only 1st round “draft worthy” pick.

Hook’em!!!

[Jkwellborn 6,683]

Twitter should be illegal

Still got titties on there.

[Mittens 8,234]

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,212]

Just now, Mittens said:

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.

 

Good lord... this lowers his draft prediction considerably. Teetering on 2nd day now. His off-season might be an all timer

[mdmost 42,996]

The memes with this song after they lose to numerous Big 12 opponents will be incredible. 

[MuellerHorn 4,203]

It'll be interesting to see what happens here. QBs are always overvalued in the draft due to the potential value they create when you hit correctly. Despite all the drama, I bet a team drafts him high.

 

 

Edited May 8 by MuellerHorn

[ABSR 5,303]

37 minutes ago, Mittens said:

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.

 

Strong in this one, the auto-tune is.

[Mother mopar 3,317]

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.
 

First comment is pure gold.

Listen @ShedeurSanders, I just wanna thank you. I have been in a wheelchair for 5 years. Haven’t taken a step. Somebody across the room played your rap, and I finally got the strength to get up and go turn that shit off. Thank you so much for changing my life. I am forever in your debt

[The Dog 43,975]

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.
 

First comment is pure gold.

[Chooky 13,307]

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all get all cloaky and can't focus for shit.  As always, the comments are where da gold at.

 

Listen carefully to it again. And focus on the voice in the background that whispers "ice." Do that and try not to laugh. That is that dumbest shit I've ever heard and would go over in an SNL sketch.

"Iccccceeee"

Edited May 8 by Chooky

[Herpa Derpa 6,119]

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,794]

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

[Deej 76,737]

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

 

[bad_teammate 13,183]

OK Colorado, maybe you're selling out your season tickets and achieving astonishing (for you) levels of attention and interest, but is it CLASSY!?

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

The donkey show in Mexico sells out too, doesn't make it a good show.

[Hank_Hill 18,755]

I mean, they also still suck ass at football and aren’t going to get better. I think that is the larger criticism besides Sanders (all of them) being a massive douche.

[Huckleberry 32,830]

lulz

[South Austin 52,375]

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz

“30,000 tickets are reserved for students, the general public, and the Sanders family.”

[Dbeasy 15,031]

If the Cowboys draft Sanders I may have to hunt down Jerry Jones and smack that stupid little grin off his smug face. 

My former neighbor’s kids went to school with Sanders and some of the things they’ve said about his behavior are shocking. Any nfl team can do twenty minutes of research and realize he’s probably not suitable to draft, if the stories are true. I won’t repeat the accusations. Too unsettling. And who knows. Maybe they are not true, and are just kids lying. 

[Newy25 7,668]

12 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

OK Colorado, maybe you're selling out your season tickets and achieving astonishing (for you) levels of attention and interest, but is it CLASSY!?

It’s really astonishing watching you continually, incorrectly frame the argument of the people who disagree with you on this subject. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,794]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Cowboys draft Sanders I may have to hunt down Jerry Jones and smack that stupid little grin off his smug face. 

My former neighbor’s kids went to school with Sanders and some of the things they’ve said about his behavior are shocking. Any nfl team can do twenty minutes of research and realize he’s probably not suitable to draft, if the stories are true. I won’t repeat the accusations. Too unsettling. And who knows. Maybe they are not true, and are just kids lying. 

Ahh that's a bunch of bull junk

[nnm 36,314]

https://www.on3.com/nil/news/shilo-sanders-bankruptcy-case-related-to-high-school-assault-brings-nil-earnings-into-question/
 

TIL that Shilo Sanders assaulted a security guard in HS, failed to appear at trial, had a $12 million judgment entered against him, and is shielding his NIL earnings. Hmmm. 

Edited May 25 by nnm

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,166]

So he's a piece of shit? Who knew? 

[bad_teammate 13,183]

THIS AIN'T LAST CHANCE U! (unless your dad is famous and rich, in which case it is)

[Chooky 13,307]

Deion and his group "lost" the security footage of shilo beating the shit out of that old dude. Deion was the one who personally asked the guy to address shilo and take his phone. Now they're dodging the judgement while they take selfies in private jets. The guy has permanent injuries and is officially handicapped. Trash ass family. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,166]

That's why it's going to be glorious to see Deion flame out and both is kids do the same, especially Shedure (sp?) as he falls and falls, and no one takes him seriously at the next level because he's bitch made. 

[Jkwellborn 6,683]

If the Cowboys draft Sanders I may have to hunt down Jerry Jones and smack that stupid little grin off his smug face. 
My former neighbor’s kids went to school with Sanders and some of the things they’ve said about his behavior are shocking. Any nfl team can do twenty minutes of research and realize he’s probably not suitable to draft, if the stories are true. I won’t repeat the accusations. Too unsettling. And who knows. Maybe they are not true, and are just kids lying. 

Go ahead and start repeating.

[Chooky 13,307]

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Go ahead and start repeating.

Yes, repeat it. What are you protecting? The sanctity of Prime Prep? That endeavor has already been smeared with feces. 

[DixonHur 11,290]

17 hours ago, Chooky said:

Trash ass family

To be fair, who could have predicted that this guy would turn out to be a trash human who only cared about himself?

I, for one, am shocked.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,166]

The same guy who had an interview with a team and he asked when they drafted and he said he would be gone by then and walked out of it.

I'm shocked his family is the way they are. 

[Viper 12,067]

NFL Hyperbole Watch

 

[Deej 76,737]

Never seen a QB and WR look so good going up against air in practice. Amazing. 

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Those passes are INSANE!!! My head is spinning around like a top!

 

Like a fast spinning top!!

[Chooky 13,307]

He threw a ten yard out route. This is revolutionary. The game just changed, fellas. 

[boilerhorn 1,364]

 

Edited May 29 by boilerhorn

[Vertigo 20,275]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

NFL Hyperbole Watch

 

Those are generational 10 yard outs. I have never seen any QB or WR look this good running half speed.