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16 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Bunch of google lawyers on the wrong code and section. Try Texas Penal Code 38.04.


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I got no knowledge of the actual stop. No idea what his specific facts are.

 

But yeah, 38.04 is your citation:

https://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-38-04.html

Follow along with me as we realize:

(a). The lights and cop car behind you are a good indicator that this is a peace officer attempting to detain you.

(b). Hey! It's a Class A misdemeanor (still a pretty serious charge), EXCEPT:

1. It's a State Jail Felony if:

1a. You've done this before OR

1b. You do it in a vehicle or watercraft

I'm gonna assume he wasn't in a boat at the time.

I only mention all of this in case there's impressionable youths (yout's?) amongst us. It's always a felony to run from the cops in a car - even once for fun. It gets worse if you've done it before, somebody gets hurt when you do it, or (for some reason), you try to pop the cops' tires whilst doing it.

Pull over, keep your hands in plain sight, be polite, have your license and insurance current and where you can find them, and politely decline all requests for searches. If the worst is gonna happen, give your lawyer something to work with by not legitimizing everything by being a jackass.

Oh yeah. Taking contraband into a secure facility or destroying evidence are two other sneaky felonies. If you're being arrested, own up to the baggie in your pants, and:

 

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14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Mugshot database runs behind 2 weeks, current range available is 3/29 -4/12.  if there's another site just for arrest data I can't find it 

That's insane. Had a shooting here a couple of weeks back and the kid's mug was up five hours later. Obviously not a large city, but that's still a crazy backlog. 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Jalon’s got friends in every town and village from here to Sherman, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

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14 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

I see you have no idea how many homeless mugshots there are to post. 

I can only imagine. Austin PD made an average of 43 arrests per day last April. Travis Co SO made an average of 4 per day. I can post 47 pictures to my facebook right now. 

So I'd imagine they just don't prioritize it, which is fine. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Jalon’s got friends in every town and village from here to Sherman, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been almost 30 hours since kevwun broke the “news”… maybe the fancy lawya types from Big State U who talk like Foghorn Leghorn stepped in and handled business?

Perhaps it was some other Jaylon Guilbeau - and not the Longhorns football player - that fled from the cops?

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

My wife heard those lyrics exactly the same way as you.  She saw Johnny Rivers at Aquafest back in the day and came away surprised but enlightened.

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3 hours ago, Napoleon said:


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

Hmm.

Listen to this.

 

Tell me which one do you hear?

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

or

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

 

Methinks for you, it might be the former NTTAWWT.

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45 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Hmm.

Listen to this.[“Purple Haze”]

Tell me which one do you hear?

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

or

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

Methinks for you, it might be the former NTTAWWT.

I think that I knew the lyrics to this one, but would sometimes sing the NTTAWWT version because I thought that that was funny. 

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