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The idgit that pours himself a drink out of a handle of booze and calls it quits on that  pour with exactly .50 millimeters of booze left in the handle.   
 

Take it easy, you don’t want to over serve yourself.   Leave that last bit for the next guy.  

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13 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Fuckers making bourbon, and gingers with Blantons, Pappy, Makers, Colonel EH, etc.  

dude.  pappy and coke zero is delicious.  guess you haven’t had it. 

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3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Fuckers making bourbon, and gingers with Blantons, Pappy, Makers, Colonel EH, etc.  

I used Pappy 12 for some flambe bananas once. Had no clue it was stupidity until my best friend informed me what it was. 

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Just now, Errestaurants said:

I used Pappy 12 for some flambe bananas once. Had no clue it was stupidity until my best friend informed me what it was. 

It's different when you/yourself are doing it.  It's when other people do it is when it pisses me off.  Do as I say not as I do rule in play.

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Buying two bottles of bourbon, and having them kiss on the way home. Then figuring out how to get the smell of a 1/2 gallon of makers out of your carpet. Fuck that action, thanks for the legit packing job total wine.

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53 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Buying two bottles of bourbon, and having them kiss on the way home. Then figuring out how to get the smell of a 1/2 gallon of makers out of your carpet. Fuck that action, thanks for the legit packing job total wine.

Pet Peeve ?  More like a natural disaster, worthy of a state of emergency.

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33 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Pet Peeve ?  More like a natural disaster, worthy of a state of emergency.

Not that I am worried since I don't drink and drive ever, but I will have some splainin to do if I get pulled over until I can figure this shit out. 2 days later it smells like a distillery still. I did a vinegar soak today. 50 bucks and loss of all that goodness is the real kick in the nuts. FWIW angels envy won the battle royal. So some solace to be had.  

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5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Fuckers making bourbon, and gingers with Blantons, Pappy, Makers, Colonel EH, etc.  

Makers, Jack, Crown and other basic level bourbons and whiskey are okay, it’s when they use Gentleman Jack, Single Barrel, or Reserve level shit that pisses me off especially when I have the cheaper stuff still in stock. Pappy’s mixed with Coke should be an executable offense.

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Just now, TKthunder2 said:

Makers, Jack, Crown and other basic level bourbons and whiskey are okay, it’s when they use Gentleman Jack, Single Barrel, or Reserve level shit that pisses me off especially when I have the cheaper stuff still in stock. Pappy’s mixed with Coke should be an executable offense.

This man gets it.

I have to admit I was mixing Weller with ginger ale on a ski trip. Damned if it wasn't a great B&G though.

Wheeeeew.......It's actually good to get that off my chest.

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6 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Makers, Jack, Crown and other basic level bourbons and whiskey are okay, it’s when they use Gentleman Jack, Single Barrel, or Reserve level shit that pisses me off especially when I have the cheaper stuff still in stock. Pappy’s mixed with Coke should be an executable offense.

Basic level makers is better that GJ on a bad day. You don't mix anything over Kentucky deluxe with fucking coke. Unless the coke is white and you are fucking a 10. Then you do you.

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2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

This man gets it.

I have to admit I was mixing Weller with ginger ale on a ski trip. Damned if it wasn't a great B&G though.

Wheeeeew.......It's actually good to get that off my chest.

The regular weller green label a fine to use with a mixer. 

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10 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

My go to drink is makers with a splash of topo chico. Fuck anyone who hates

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I’ve been hitting the Ranch Waters all summer, but never considered adding Topo into Bourbon. Will try it!

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14 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Makers, Jack, Crown and other basic level bourbons and whiskey are okay, it’s when they use Gentleman Jack, Single Barrel, or Reserve level shit that pisses me off especially when I have the cheaper stuff still in stock. Pappy’s mixed with Coke should be an executable offense.

A few Christmases ago, my wife's family came to our house for Christmas. We usually have a big Christmas Eve party with my family and close friends. Her uncle and his wife came in from Atlanta for the holiday and were staying at our house. Wife and MIL wanted to go to the high liturgy Christmas Eve service at church and wife strongly hinted that I should go. My FIL stayed at our house with the uncle and a few other family members, and when I came home they were pouring bourbon and cokes with my Angel's Envy. I just walked over to the bar, put the bottle away, and pulled out the handle of Jack Daniels I had bought for this exact fucking occasion. My FIL was like "oh, I guess he doesn't want us using the good stuff"  

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The 12:00 PM Sunday sale rule in TX.  Made a veteran and rookie mistake Saturday night watching the Stars game.  Went through most of my beer and some vodka watching the game, then resorted to celebrating afterward drinking the remainder of my beer to ward off the Sunday morning coming down from vodka overdose.  Then I had no beer to drink when the Cowboys game kicked off.  Luckily, the first quarter sucked so bad that I had time to get to the gas station without missing much.  

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Whiskey dick. 

In my 20s and 30s I could drink Dean Martin under the table and still have no problem maintaining my wood. Once I hit my early 40s, if I got shitfaced then more frequently it would be a wet noodle. Cialis has worked wonders in this department.

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On 9/21/2020 at 11:54 AM, South Austin said:

Whiskey dick. 

In my 20s and 30s I could drink Dean Martin under the table and still have no problem maintaining my wood. Once I hit my early 40s, if I got shitfaced then more frequently it would be a wet noodle. Cialis has worked wonders in this department.

This.  Haven't started trying the ED pills yet, but yeah---if I have a few drinks...the gentlemen downstairs is getting worthless.  He can get about 75% of the way there but he's just not as fun as he is when sober.  

On the cocktail note...I like Johnny Walker Blue with Diet Rite soda and non-organic limes.  

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On 9/21/2020 at 11:03 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

A few Christmases ago, my wife's family came to our house for Christmas. We usually have a big Christmas Eve party with my family and close friends. Her uncle and his wife came in from Atlanta for the holiday and were staying at our house. Wife and MIL wanted to go to the high liturgy Christmas Eve service at church and wife strongly hinted that I should go. My FIL stayed at our house with the uncle and a few other family members, and when I came home they were pouring bourbon and cokes with my Angel's Envy. I just walked over to the bar, put the bottle away, and pulled out the handle of Jack Daniels I had bought for this exact fucking occasion. My FIL was like "oh, I guess he doesn't want us using the good stuff"  

You did right.

I'll share my good shit if they're going to enjoy it properly.

If they're mixing it, they can use the regular shit, which is still a call drink at the bar.

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Anybody can have anything in my cabinet to any degree desired as long as they aren’t drinking it like a clown.

I hate ordering a martini and then the bartender asking gin or vodka. If I wanted a vodka martini I would ask for it.

I hate an old fashioned with ice and a cherry in it.

I hate when someone is mixing drinks and they think it is cute to make them too strong. I’m not generally trying to get hammered on 2 drinks. Use a freaking shot glass or jigger and keep the proportions correct. This is a marathon not a sprint.

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9 hours ago, HookEm said:

Anybody can have anything in my cabinet to any degree desired as long as they aren’t drinking it like a clown.

I hate ordering a martini and then the bartender asking gin or vodka. If I wanted a vodka martini I would ask for it.

I hate an old fashioned with ice and a cherry in it.

I hate when someone is mixing drinks and they think it is cute to make them too strong. I’m not generally trying to get hammered on 2 drinks. Use a freaking shot glass or jigger and keep the proportions correct. This is a marathon not a sprint.

That's a lot of hate.

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Mothefuckers who need to know the ABV content of every fucking one of the 20 IPAs on tap before picking the highest one. Bitch, get a Coors Light and a double Fireball and get the fuck out of my way...

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Just now, Ignatius said:

Mothefuckers who need to know the ABV content of every fucking one of the 20 IPAs on tap before picking the highest one. Bitch, get a Coors Light and a double Fireball and get the fuck out of my way...

Most definitely true...  a high  ABV, while certainly a desirable quality at times, is hardly an indicator of the best beer.

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Mothefuckers who need to know the ABV content of every fucking one of the 20 IPAs on tap before picking the highest one. Bitch, get a Coors Light and a double Fireball and get the fuck out of my way...
God I admire you.
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On 9/24/2020 at 5:03 PM, Ignatius said:

Mothefuckers who need to know the ABV content of every fucking one of the 20 IPAs on tap before picking the highest one. Bitch, get a Coors Light and a double Fireball and get the fuck out of my way...

This guy fucks!

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On 9/24/2020 at 6:05 PM, slorch said:

Most definitely true...  a high  ABV, while certainly a desirable quality at times, is hardly an indicator of the best beer.

Espeically when its tied to an IPA....  Devils piss each, and every fucking one..

"No no no you'll like this one, it's not bitter at all....

It's all bitter piss.  That's my drinking pet peeve, fuckers with that exact line, and me occasionally falling for it. (more to just confirm my suspicions).

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On 9/24/2020 at 5:03 PM, Ignatius said:

Mothefuckers who need to know the ABV content of every fucking one of the 20 IPAs on tap before picking the highest one. Bitch, get a Coors Light and a double Fireball and get the fuck out of my way...

Bartenders just love it when people clog up the bar and want to ask the staff's opinion of each and every beer on tap.

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2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Bartenders just love it when people clog up the bar and want to ask the staff's opinion of each and every beer on tap.

Like I trust their opinion. Give me a beer menu and, if necessary, a sample. 

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5 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Damn! How angry are some of y’all when you’re not drinking?!?

Perhaps you have not paid attention to the name of this website. 

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