What are you people like in real life?

[Parliament 14273]

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens?  Or are you mostly normal, and save it for this board?  I'm honestly curious.

[Royalfan5 2354]

I don’t think you’re curious about it at all. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

[Horn Dog 9886]

My penis is really 12 inches long in real life if thats what you’re wondering.

[Post Oak 20254]

9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens?  Or are you mostly normal, and save it for this board?  I'm honestly curious.

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

I'm an Aries. I like hiking, keeping it real and not burning my own furniture.

[Dahobbs 17627]

25 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens?  Or are you mostly normal, and save it for this board?  I'm honestly curious.

Moderately successful and moderately kind. I try to be more of both. What are you like? Do you revel in intentional ignorance in real life or do you save it for the board? 

Edited September 20, 2020 by Dahobbs

[Homercles 10206]

 

[Poe It Up 126]

I picture a lot of theater majors. 

[Mo Horn 8852]

I don't go out of my way to engage others regarding politics. If someone asks me something, I'll answer honestly, but I don't ask others. For those with different views is not worth having the conversation these days because nobody is going to change their mind and it's just not worth it. Here, I couldn't give a fuck what anything thinks about me or what I say... but I still try to be civil. 

[tantric superman 4667]

31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard? 

I kind  of do this, but imagine if a short, gray-haired, plump Mexican aggy-hater was doing it.

[JimmyJames 12271]

I’m pretty much way better than you. 
 

Since you asked. 

[Celery Man 20981]

Think of yourself, but add reason and accountability.

[bernorange 8362]

Calmer than you

[Pancho 44881]

For the love of Christ go back to bucknutz

[Parliament 14273]

What are you like? Do you revel in intentional ignorance in real life or do you save it for the board? 

I'd say my ignorance and smart-ass level here is about the same as in real life.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Very successful career and active social life - I don’t initiate political conversation but if asked I articulate my beliefs truthfully and matter of factly.

I have Doug Jones and Biden-Harris stickers on my car and both of their signs in my yard. I wear Jones and Biden t-shirts around town.

I do flip the double bird to Trump and Tuberville yard signs from the privacy of my car and.

[SizzleChest 8284]

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I do flip the double bird to Trump and Tuberville yard signs from the privacy of my car and.

[Texas_Rocks 346]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy.... My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometime, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

[Neonmoon 38130]

46 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens?  Or are you mostly normal, and save it for this board?  I'm honestly curious.

I live in the Fifth and West Building on 5th Street on the 11th floor. My name is Neonmoon. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Neonmoon. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[TexArcher 37989]

42 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

My penis is really 12 inches long in real life if thats what you’re wondering.

Did you lose part of it in an accident or something?

 

[Anastasis 23481]

Less of an asshole. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

18 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Less of an asshole. 

 

[Anastasis 23481]

9 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

 

Ask anyone other than my wife. 

[workswithseed 2109]

I'm drunk

[UTperks 28]

I am a lurker in real life too. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26510]

I’m a reclusive, brooding drinker and grump. 

[Upgrayedd 5816]

Nice try cop 

[Hefeweizen 5328]

13 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I'm drunk

This describes me over 50% of the time on Surly.

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I do flip the double bird to Trump and Tuberville yard signs from the privacy of my car

I do this as well with the dotard signs on my street.  I admit it's pretty chickenshit, but I get a kick out of it.

Edit:  I only flip one bird to the dotard signs because I try to keep one hand on the wheel at all times.  Because safety and stuff.

Edited September 20, 2020 by Fudge Nuggets

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Listen @Parliament with all due respect, and remember I'm saying with all due respect. With this kind of attitude you're going to get your ass handed to you on the Surly Ledge. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

If I post something stupid on here I’m drunk.

If I post something clever on here I’m sober. 

If I post something on here that I think is clever but is actually stupid it means that the board is drunk. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Well..  I press wild flowers, I like butter scones for tea, and skipping and jumping.  I like to hang around in bars in high heels, and women clothes just like my dear old papa.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens? 

 

[hobbes2702 13049]

Not much to tell. I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. The original Port Huron Statement, not the abridged second draft. Then I... you ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me. And there were six other guys. Then the music business briefly. Roadie for Metallica. Speed of sound tour. Bunch of assholes. Then uh, you know. Little of this, little of that. My careers slowed down a little lately.

The usual, bowl, drive around, occasional acid flashback.

Edited September 20, 2020 by hobbes2702

[Goredho 17413]

I’m just a poor boy, don’t need no sympathy

because I’m easy come, easy go, little high, little low

[Al Czervik 1229]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

My penis is really 12 inches long in real life if thats what you’re wondering.

If your name isn’t Freddy Bauer, you are sitting on a throne of lies. 

[UpperWestside 6173]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Very successful career and active social life - I don’t initiate political conversation but if asked I articulate my beliefs truthfully and matter of factly.

I have Doug Jones and Biden-Harris stickers on my car and both of their signs in my yard. I wear Jones and Biden t-shirts around town.

I do flip the double bird to Trump and Tuberville yard signs from the privacy of my car and.

This is my kind of woman right here. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 9/20/2020 at 8:54 PM, UpperWestside said:

This is my kind of woman right here. 

I steer clear of anyone wearing political shit on there bodies or their cars.  Nobody cares about your voting preferences, especially me.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Onboard 2.0

[F250 28802]

1 hour ago, UTperks said:

I am a lurker in real life too. 

[David Dennison 18940]

I was born a poor black child.

[UpperWestside 6173]

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I steer clear of anyone wearing political shit other bodies or their cars.  No body cares, especially me.

Okay, cool. Hookem.

[workswithseed 2109]

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

This describes me over 50% of the time on Surly.

My girlfriend, who I'm gonna wife hopefully soon is taking care of me well. I am usually too sober, but my drunkenness is so incredible that I might sleep on the couch just cause I'm so tired.

[gmr548 16590]

OP really doesn't see the irony of this thread lol

[Nivek 16949]

I am dead in real life.

[atomheartbevo 89759]

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

My penis is really 12 inches long in real life if thats what you’re wondering.

I'm barely reaching just over 7 inches, so thanks, now I feel like I have a midget dick.

[atomheartbevo 89759]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Do you curse at people with your opponent's campaign signs in their front yard?  Incessantly argue the most mundane points of a conversation?  Yell, "THIS IS THE END OF OUR REPUBLIC!" every time something bad happens?  Or are you mostly normal, and save it for this board?  I'm honestly curious.

I'm pretty tame towards a lot of relatives that piss me off, but I will correct them on Facebook when they start passing fake shit around.

My qanon-spouting relative though, I have no problem unloading on them, and pointing out that if they don't get their shit together and find actual employment, she and her boyfriend are going to end up under a bridge, among the people they loathe.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2409]

I like to belch, fart, and fuck whores. 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

I’m a mall Santa. 

[immamac 42877]

I'm way nicer on the board than I am irl