Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Reggie Bush has the most empty eyes.  Who/where is he looking at when he talks?

I blame Kim Kardashian

[LTtxfan 49371]

1 minute ago, orangecat92 said:

Not watching, but it is painfully obvious Tom the turtle called the 2nd quarter.  75 yards 

Gotta disagree... Coach Yurcich needs to step up

[6th Street 6508]

RBs have 21 carries for 66 yards, wtf

[UhhhIdk 125]

Just now, 6th Street said:

RBs have 21 carries for 66 yards, wtf

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

[Valmy77 13273]

Just now, 6th Street said:

RBs have 21 carries for 66 yards, wtf

3 yards and a cloud of dust.

[tejas60 3534]

4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

trust me, you will keep watching and lose many years off your life. just drink and persevere

[jw4381 3095]

19 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

goddamn w-sip

Only one post about this? Y’all are slippin. 

14 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Great move by kerstetter 

This is correct. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

He’s so off and on

[Dbeasy 15094]

Shocking that Urban didn’t drop a turd on Herman.

[Dark Horse 2291]

1 minute ago, UhhhIdk said:

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

Actually has the highest YPC

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

Was it Brando that said Texas hasn't had a 5-star running back since Cedric Benson earlier? Lol.

 

Malcolm Brown - 5 Stars, #3 RB, #14 Overall (2011)

Jonathan Gray - 5 Stars, #1 RB, #6 Overall (2012)

Jordan Whittington - 5 Stars, #2 ATH, #34 Overall (2019)

 

Let's not forget Jamaal Charles (2005) was close to a 5 Star. Foreman wasn't highly regarded and we know what happened there.

[6th Street 6508]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

3 yards and a cloud of dust.

I mean those plays take forever to develop and always go right into the middle of the defense 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=401235995

 

 

[Zeus 6164]

Big12 commercials are sjw shit now? Lol I guess that's better than the laser lights thing

[dcar00 14378]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Big 12 refs are terrible still. 

On Adimora's pick, the pass was thrown to an ineligible receiver. And if you try to argue that he was off the LOS then it's an illegal formation. 

No flag. 

this is why Okie holds, blocks downfield on passes beyond the LOS, has OL running downfield past 3 yards.  they know it will only get called once a game tops.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Big 12 refs are terrible still. 

On Adimora's pick, the pass was thrown to an ineligible receiver. And if you try to argue that he was off the LOS then it's an illegal formation. 

No flag. 

They called that constantly against K State in the 2d half. 

[ztejas 43545]

8 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

Don't sweat it bud. We have plenty of T-shirt fans we can always call up if need be.

[6th Street 6508]

Tech has 8 yards running 

[Foosters 17889]

6 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

Good luck.

Almost every year for the last decade, I give up on this team and spend my Saturdays in the late fall doing shit outside. Then, I watch the bowl game and see some freshman flash and think "holy shit, next year is our year." 

Spend the off-season reading about how athletic and talented everyone is, and how the team is unified and determined.

Then, it's late October and we're 5-3 and we're losing to west virginia in the 3rd quarter, and I turn off the TV wondering how I got tricked again.

[Michael Knight 12995]

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

You don't have to wait for halftime, you can fuck off right now

[MillerEP 30501]

Lulz

[jw4381 3095]

Hahahahhahaha

[RamjetFDO 10578]

The naptime video prank was pretty good.

[Dark Horse 2291]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Tech has 8 yards running 

D is stout!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Fox studio show is terrible.  I hate the totally fake overlaughs.

[Macklemore 2876]

This team is on schedule. Stop clutching your fucking pearls. We’ll score 50+ or more and keep them under 30

[Revolution512 1495]

Our special teams are really bad.

[victory88 5669]

We’re up by 10 in Lubbock and look relatively decent.  I’m watching all the other teams play and they look so bad.  I’ll take it. 

[naija 2869]

Did y’all not get the last 5 minutes preempted by the fucking Supreme Court announcement?

So I wasn’t the only one. Ridiculous.

[4th&Five 41597]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

This team is on schedule. Stop clutching your fucking pearls. We’ll score 50+ or more and keep them under 30

No way they don’t score 2 more times. 

[South Austin 52628]

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Good luck.

Almost every year for the last decade, I give up on this team and spend my Saturdays in the late fall doing shit outside. Then, I watch the bowl game and see some freshman flash and think "holy shit, next year is our year." 

Spend the off-season reading about how athletic and talented everyone is, and how the team is unified and determined.

Then, it's late October and we're 5-3 and we're losing to west virginia in the 3rd quarter, and I turn off the TV wondering how I got tricked again.

[zlavydra 2123]

If Overshown had recovered that lateral/non-lateral before the half, they'd still be reviewing it.

[The Dude 1246]

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

[TonyTexas 10533]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Fox studio show is terrible.  I hate the totally fake overlaughs.

Bush and Leinert don’t do it for you?

[cdain3 3454]

You don't have to wait for halftime, you can fuck off right now

..

[RollLeft 5045]

7 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Was it Brando that said Texas hasn't had a 5-star running back since Cedric Benson earlier? Lol.

 

Malcolm Brown - 5 Stars, #3 RB, #14 Overall (2011)

Jonathan Gray - 5 Stars, #1 RB, #6 Overall (2012)

Jordan Whittington - 5 Stars, #2 ATH, #34 Overall (2019)

 

Let's not forget Jamaal Charles (2005) was close to a 5 Star. Foreman wasn't highly regarded and we know what happened there.

D'Onta Foreman

[coachherman'sgrill 2278]

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

And the morals of one

[ztejas 43545]

Just now, Revolution512 said:

Our special teams are really bad.

Our punt unit is bad. Our kick return team is good - despite getting caught napping but that happens. Our field goal unit is good. Our punt return team is good. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

7 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Fox studio show is terrible.  I hate the totally fake overlaughs.

Why don't you just say it.... fuck Matt leinart 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Are we losing? These announcers seem to think so

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

Not true.  He’s not allowed to show his true self.  Family show.  

[MillerEP 30501]

3 and out

[TexArcher 38075]

Nice blitz and deflection.

Come on, D.

[pch 1261]

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish that sat on the manifold of a turbocharged Corvette driving from Austin to Montreal.

FIFY

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Good stop now get 7

[elfenix 34337]

2 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

antifa should throw him at cops

[VRHorn 718]

Nice 3 and out.

[South Austin 52628]

3 and out fuckers.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Good opening series Defense

[elfenix 34337]

FUCK YOU SPECIAL TEAMS!

[Dark Horse 2291]

Hilarious