Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders

[dcar00 14609]

our punter sux.  we should move on to the next aussie, missed on this one.

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Bijan’s nickname should be Gumby.

Better that than Hot Wheels.

[immortal13 4059]

What the fuck is up with our punts?

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

130 yards passing against a Shit tech team doesn’t bode well

Didn't he have like 100 after the first quarter?

Now at 145 and we're almost through two more quarters.

[MillerEP 30570]

Ok let's cause another turnover on this drive

[Modessit 5625]

Notice that Booj is no longer doing the straight punt. He's rolling right first.

[dcar00 14609]

nice Coburn back in.

[Michael Knight 13049]

at least coburn is ok

[F250 28945]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How has this team regressed in 2 fucking weeks 

I seriously think we game-planned vanilla thinking Tech would be a cakewalk and didn't want to put stuff on tape for ou.

This is probably Herman not preparing for a weaker opponent. It's his trademark.

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Didn't he have like 100 after the first quarter?

Now at 145 and we're almost through two more quarters.

it's because we suck

[LTtxfan 49405]

So does Yurcich need to take off headphones so he can't hear HERMAN???

[Sgt Hulk 14093]

I can’t wait for the fumblerooski next drive 

[Planet Houston 4943]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Alright time for the muffed punt payback TD. 

Nope, they know how to handle a low ball before it hits the turf. 

[Dark Horse 2336]

This game is going to come down to whatever team goes full retard last. 

[Hefeweizen 5357]

Just now, dcar00 said:

our punter sux.  we should move on to the next aussie, missed on this one.

That is problem number 10 on this team.  I would not worry about the punter.

[RollLeft 5045]

I hope this is only on regional coverage because i'm embarassed. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4808]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Herman is such a fraud. We aren't building towards anything. Team makes the same shitty mistakes we were making 3 seasons ago. Win or lose this game, doesnt matter. Sam is the only thing keeping Tom's teams from losing records. 

Give him credit for a hott wife and conning UT out of a huge pay day.  Otherwise, you’re spot on ...

[MIkeHoncho 1983]

time for refs to take a pause on calling holding. 

[UhhhIdk 125]

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Because Ingram is better and BR is a 5-star highly touted recruit?

Ingram cuts straight into tackles 

[elfenix 34387]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Into triple coverage. Glad that Sam never even considered any other receiver 

there were 3 longhorn receivers right there, the play was designed to drag all the defenders to the same area. 

[immortal13 4059]

No Moore

[Nueces River Rat 5599]

3rd and Ash

[ztejas 43746]

We're either going to be forced to sit through watching Herman learn how to win or he's never going to get there and it will take us way too long to let him go.

[Modessit 5625]

Overshown gets in the right spot but keeps missing the take.

[Bevo Num1 1060]

Wrap the fuck up.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Guys LSU, Georgia, and Oklahoma all totally shit the bed today, if we get the dub it's ALLLLLL GOOOD

as long as w dont wallow in their shit

[Zeus 6477]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Makes you wonder what the fuck the coaching staff does for Game Prep. It's like they didn't watch a kid from Houston Baptist torch these fucks for 500 billion yards in the air. This has Herman's finger prints all over it. Weak pussy play calling 

He's not the play caller anymore, but also this defense looks meh so probably trying to hold onto the ball a bit.

"You only have to win by 1 point"

-Mensa

[dcar00 14609]

first big 3rd and Orlando

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

This offense the second half has Herman’s fingerprints all over it.

We've watched 3 years of this mess. Everyone knew we wouldn't score a TD on that drive. Every game has to come down to the wire, It's the Herman way

[naija 2869]

0 is bad at tackling

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I can’t wait for the fumblerooski next drive 

Statue of Liberty Hook and Lateral. 

[Flash 29]

All out delayed blitz?

[Coach pop a bitch 5782]

Overshown 

[52-80 19281]

watching this game like

1st quarter

 

2nd quarter

 

3rd quarter

 

[UhhhIdk 125]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Give him credit for a hott wife and conning UT out of a huge pay day.  Otherwise, you’re spot on ...

She’s decent at best

[USNALonghorn 5100]

Third and Ash

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

3rd and 17 last year.

3rd and 16 this year.

Still can't stop those.

[David Dennison 19121]

Wow.

[Redneck Mutha 8057]

Nice swarm

[Zeus 6477]

Overshown was not great at first but he's ballin now.

[Dark Horse 2336]

Of course we give up 3rd and 16, because we suck. 

[Rimbo 26438]

So uh...

What happened on the punt?

[ConferenceRoom 6152]

Why can't we do that?

[dcar00 14609]

yep. same as last year.  and now a stupid fascemask.

[RamjetFDO 10603]

This game is going to come down to whatever team goes full retard last. 

[BrickHorn 18319]

If that’s on us, it’s a bullshit call.

[A’Dam Psycho 1474]

WR was fucking holding

[Macklemore 2881]

Dumbass penalty 

[TexArcher 38420]

That's your fucking defense on 3rd and 16?

[4th&Five 41704]

Still a terribly coached team.