Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

Never did see bijan after that play. Hope he's alright 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Never did see bijan after that play. Hope he's alright 

Herman said he had a back strain and will be evaluated more tomorrow

[Dbeasy 15,047]

what if defenses go to a one man defensive front? We will never get another first down.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

What used to seem like mathematical or theoretical possibilities in the past became real today. Down 15 , scoring 2 TDs, recovering an on-site kick and getting a two-point conversion only to win it in OT. What we witnessed tonight was nothing short of amazing. I am grateful for the the luck and the fight and the improbable win. \m/

Edited September 27, 2020 by VaLonghorn99

[Mileslong 4,727]

I’m not even mad. Tech was clearly the better team today and deserved to win.

Using what metric was tech the better team today?

[ChickenSandwich 9,834]

Bad country and cheap beer on tap. Horns win. 

[Macanudo 12,976]

2 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

What used to seem like mathematical or theoretical possibilities in the past became realtoday. Down 15 , scoring 2 TDs, recovering an on-site kick and getting a two-point conversion only to win it in OT. What we witnessed tonight was nothing short of amazing. I am grateful for the the luck and the fight and the improbable win. \m/

You do know we were favored by 19 points?

 

Right?

 

That means we win in regulation by 13-22 and not relying on a miraculous 15 point comeback.

 

Right?

Edited September 27, 2020 by Macanudo

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Herman said he had a back strain and will be evaluated more tomorrow

 

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

1 hour ago, UhhhIdk said:

I just look at that and thank God that nobody landed on top of him as he fell like that. I immediately thought severe neck, spine injury as soon as he fell and was fucking shocked that he got up and jogged off, I guess it helps to be 19 years old and limber. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,813]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Herman said he had a back strain and will be evaluated more tomorrow

Bijan hopped up like...

[mchookem 16,329]

just dropped by to say

HOOK 'EM HORNS 🤘

 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You do know we were favored by 19 points?

 

Right?

 

That means we win in regulation by 13-22 and not relying on a miraculous 15 point comeback.

 

Right?

Yep all of that is true. Just appreciating the insane and highly improbable final 4 minutes in our favor.

[kevwun 15,776]

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Herman said he had a back strain and will be evaluated more tomorrow

I wouldn't be able to walk for 6 months if that had happened to me.

[Wishbone 4,759]

30 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You should let your wife fuck other dudes more often

Jimbo?

[Lhorn 4,913]

Josh Moore redemption tour continues. Great catch on his first TD.

[Pato del Muerto 52,490]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Anyone care to explain how the hit on him while he’s upside down wasn’t 1)leading with the helmet and 2) hitting a defenseless player?

[Steamboat1874 4,058]

WTF.

We gave up 50 plus and won.

i do not understand.

 

[BluTechsan 393]

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

WTF.

We gave up 50 plus and won.

i do not understand.

 

You were playing Tech.

Scoring 50+ and losing is kinda our thing.

[Huckleberry 32,858]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone care to explain how the hit on him while he’s upside down wasn’t 1)leading with the helmet and 2) hitting a defenseless player?

Not defenseless but absolutely was leading with the crown of the helmet

[TucoRamirez 30]

I’m not gonna say I was the guy who won the game for us but I took my new polo off the moment after tech made that long ass run and put my og Texas shirt on and came back. Y’all welcome

Yeah well, that’s like your opinion man. So I um switched from airbuds to car radio at 3:13 while drinking a White Russian and in my mind was responsible for the game, man.

 

 

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[ShowMeALoss 143]

Zach Evans thought Texas wasn't good enough. He ends up at TCU and loses the first game. How do you feel now, bitch?

[MissingInAction 25,049]

Finally able to post. 

This is the football to expect. 

The world is on fire and these kids are going balls to the wall every second of every down. 

I salute them. 

[horn.g20 109]

anyone have a replay link?

[MIkeHoncho 1,910]

So is Epps a folk hero now?   I was actually worried about him fumbling that on-side kick.  

[pops 6,983]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Ye of so little faith!

I've watched Wells fuck up so many games I am only mildly surprised. They don't draw pictures. Win is a win. More than ou can say! 

[Cajun 11,705]

23 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Finally able to post. 

This is the football to expect. 

The world is on fire and these kids are going balls to the wall every second of every down. 

I salute them. 

Huh?

They slept walked through half the game.

[texifornia 56,930]

34 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Zach Evans thought Texas wasn't good enough. He ends up at TCU and loses the first game. How do you feel now, bitch?

That's... not exactly how that recruitment played out but ok

[EastTexan 662]

1 hour ago, HeyMcFly said:

I’m not gonna say I was the guy who won the game for us but I took my new polo off the moment after tech made that long ass run and put my og Texas shirt on and came back. Y’all welcome

Would like to say I had something to do with this cluster fuck. After dude ran for six and tt went up 15, I said fuck it, went outside and hit wedges. Wife came home and asked if we won. Said hell no and moped around awhile. Finally started watching again so I could see the final. Wanted to torture myself. Could not believe the finish. Looked like shit but we won. Sam kinda saved the day.

 Fuck it, but Hook'em! Hell yea!

[taybo20 2,825]

1 minute ago, EastTexan said:

Would like to say I had something to do with this cluster fuck. After dude ran for six and tt went up 15, I said fuck it, went outside and hit wedges. Wife came home and asked if we won. Said hell no and moped around awhile. Finally started watching again so I could see the final. Wanted to torture myself. Could not believe the finish. Looked like shit but we won. Sam kinda saved the day.

 Fuck it, but Hook'em! Hell yea!

I need some wedge practice. 

[TreatyOak 16,313]

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

You should let your wife fuck other dudes more often

[taybo20 2,825]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's... not exactly how that recruitment played out but ok

Yeah but his name is showmealoss so....

[SEC 1,174]

was without my phone all day so let me just say HOOK EM FUCKING HORNS

What a damn comeback!

[ShowMeALoss 143]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's... not exactly how that recruitment played out but ok

I know how it played out. He trashed Texas repeatedly and then bounced around and settled with TCU since nobody else would take him. I was just pointed out that karma is a bitch. I wish nothing but bad things to recruits who trash us after receiving a scholarship offer from us.

[texifornia 56,930]

Just now, ShowMeALoss said:

I know how it played out. He trashed Texas repeatedly and then bounced around and settled with TCU since nobody else would take him. I was just pointed out that karma is a bitch. I wish nothing but bad things to recruits who trash us after receiving a scholarship offer from us.

This is fair. They way you'd put it gave TCU a lot more credit than they deserved I thought

[BradInATX 9,208]

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[TrashMaster G 17,552]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Zach Evans thought Texas wasn't good enough. He ends up at TCU and loses the first game. How do you feel now, bitch?

Who?

[dhornf 52]

Fuck it. We won. Hook em'!

[EastTexan 662]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

.

Onside kicks are crazy man.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Who?

He was the #1 ranked back in Texas last cycle. Turned out to be a headcase.

[Nope 3,114]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone care to explain how the hit on him while he’s upside down wasn’t 1)leading with the helmet and 2) hitting a defenseless player?

Not sure, but grateful I didn’t have to sit through them replaying it 20x during a review 

[BoomerSooner2578 217]

That was one of the BEST onsides kick executions I've ever seen. It spun out of Bowman's hands... perfectly- after the 2nd / 3rd bounce. You don't get a better onsides kick than that. Congrats to Cameron Dicker. 

[LongestHorn 759]

Fuck Spencer Tillman.  Fuck Reggie Bush.  Fuck Matt Lienart.  

[Beau Vine 54,215]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Zach Evans thought Texas wasn't good enough. He ends up at TCU and loses the first game. How do you feel now, bitch?

I have compiled Zach's totals from today's game:

0 carries, 0 receptions for 0 yards.

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

Fuck that game almost gave me a coronary.

[Luka Skywalker 152]

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Observations: 

Play calling is bad.  We don’t have the speed to be running so many East/West, slow developing plays.  Also, we’ve always been horrible at calling plays to complement the players’ strengths. A razzle-dazzle pass...why not do that with RoJo...or even Wiley (former QBs)??  Also WR screens to our least-athletic WRs, but I guess that’s an improvement to throwing them to TEs. 
 

OL isn’t good, but maybe it’s a technical/assignment issue and not them just being sucky at football?

I don’t really like our RBs. They are solid guys, but no homerun ability whatsoever. Bijan doesn’t look as electric/quick/elusive as I was expecting (assuming he’s still alive). 

BJ Foster is horrible at tackling. 

My worry with Bijan was that he was ran into the ground in high school. Hoping that isn’t the case.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have compiled Zach's totals from today's game:

0 carries, 0 receptions for 0 yards.

Evans didn't make their 3 or 4 deep today. How does a composite 5* back doesn't see the field at TCU?

[Juke_Em 47]

Texas looked bad...very bad. We just ended up taking advantage of a team that showed their true colors in the last 3 minutes. That was the easiest comeback ever, we barely even broke a sweat, it was like a scrimmage. 

[YChang 3,443]

Fuck Herman still. Props to the team. Showed some grit there.

[troph 24,787]

Not sure, but grateful I didn’t have to sit through them replaying it 20x during a review 

Yeah but come here and it’s posted every other post. Geezus folks stahp it!!

[Huckleberry 32,858]

Yeah but maybe the "Scorpion" nickname will stick.