Vandy @ aggy

[Mdhorn 5,968]

aggy should be terrified of their schedule after that performance.  How good do they think Mond is that he can play uncaring.... about his NFL prospects or getting decapitated on the field?  Their offense is as good as Jimbo made it.  It's Jimbo's offense, not Mond's.   Mond cares because defensive linemen can murder him.  But the offense just isn't that good.

Edited September 27, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Guest]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

lulz, the natives are calling out looch for his sunshine pumping

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3140676

In their ( possibly tongue in cheek, possibly not) Leach thread:

Almost none of State's recruits are his and he beats an admittedly diluted LSU team in BR. Meanwhile we look like crap against a glorified Sun Belt quality team. Fisher recruits well... haven't seen much else so far.

[deter 314]

4 hours ago, Topper13 said:

We need Rusty to come back and troll the call in show.

 

 

Retired.  Changing diapers for the most beautiful 13 month old in the world. 

[QuesoEspecial 255]

7 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

well, they did lead wire to wire in a gritty, no-holds-barred, SEC SEC SEC slugfest.  You don't see defensive battles like that anywhere else but the 1980's NFC East. 

Both offenses were boring AF to watch...Vandy in particular looked like they were only running the 4 plays from Tecmo Bowl in slow motion “down, set, HUT, HUT, HUT!”

[Napoleon 8,685]

7 hours ago, WBT said:

lulz, the natives are calling out looch for his sunshine pumping

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3140676

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,045]

I was reading through the Texags forum.  You know what's funny?  I'm thinking Jimbo is holding this team together by a thread.  If Mond continues to play horribly, he may not be able to bench him w/o half the team walking.  We've relished aggy misery for years.  This could top anything we could have ever imagined.

[JFKFC 4,890]

aggie will be 1-3 when they hit their bye week. They will have 2 weeks to prep for Arkansas. If they get rolled by the hogs, everything blows up.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Don’t forget that was an UNDEFEATED Vanderbilt team Aggy just beat. 

They were also in first place in the division.

[RollLeft 5,045]

Aggy will have to borrow or stop providing toilet paper again to the dorms to save enough to buy Jimbore out of his contract.

[Mileslong 4,727]

Gonna need to see more of Taylor Davis:

I’ll try and take some tonight and post them

[Knoxtnhorn 6,045]

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

aggie will be 1-3 when they hit their bye week. They will have 2 weeks to prep for Arkansas. If they get rolled by the hogs, everything blows up.

Yep.  Vanderbilt game may be an outlier but, if not, aggy may struggle to win another game.  By the time they get through Bama, FL, and @ Miss State, whatever semblance of sunshine may be completely gone.  Arkansas hung with Georgia for a half (maybe another outlier).  Regardless, aggy eked by one of the supposed 2-3 gimme games they have on the schedule.

[hookemATL 11,741]

If Vandy has one more playmaker on offense, they win a close one. Aggy looked uninterested at times and Mond is at threat level midnight for becoming a victim of the Aggy Starting Senior QB Benching. 
 

this game was a good palette cleanser to relax and fall asleep to after a stressful UT win. 
 

Aggy Football: Like NyQuil, but funnier

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2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I was reading through the Texags forum.  You know what's funny?  I'm thinking Jimbo is holding this team together by a thread.  If Mond continues to play horribly, he may not be able to bench him w/o half the team walking.  We've relished aggy misery for years.  This could top anything we could have ever imagined.

[Chooky 13,313]

One poster called TexAgs "FAKE NEWS," as if Looch/gif and TexAgs aren't extensions of the program itself.  

[Hagbard Celine 10,867]

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, maybe they pay specifically for this lame ass, monotone and shitty announcing. Not sure how they fund it,.. but it can't be that expensive.

if the texags bailout is in any indication, it takes a fleet of people and massive budget.

[touchthemonolith 646]

13 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Nah fuck that 

You bring up a legitimate point. My wife is trash; fuck aggy.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

Aggy best an undefeated SEC team. OU lost to a winless BDF team. So how far does aggy leap OU in this weeks poll?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I was reading through the Texags forum.  You know what's funny?  I'm thinking Jimbo is holding this team together by a thread.  If Mond continues to play horribly, he may not be able to bench him w/o half the team walking.  We've relished aggy misery for years.  This could top anything we could have ever imagined.

aggy culture is about hero worship. “Bear,” Jackie, “wrecking crew,” “Fran,” “Johnny 8-ball, “the 18” black cobra,” “Chief,” “Jimbo”....

It’s what they do.

And when it finally becomes obvious to them (usually well after everyone else has seen reality), they turn on their hero, attaching like Velcro to their next “hero.”

Wash, rinse, repeat. 

aggy’s salvation over the past 10 years is they haven’t been losing to teams they shouldn’t lose to. Their problem has been the inability to upset higher ranked teams. 

When aggy starts upsetting higher ranked teams more than once every five years, or starts losing to teams they shouldn’t lose to (So Caro, Arky), that is when their fortunes change. Until one or the other happens, aggy will continue to insist “their hero” is the last piece of the puzzle. 

And cry like little children out of continuous frustration. 

It’s what they do.

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13 hours ago, WBT said:

lulz, the natives are calling out looch for his sunshine pumping

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3140676

were. page nuked.

[Hagbard Celine 10,867]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

One poster called TexAgs "FAKE NEWS," as if Looch/gif and TexAgs aren't extensions of the program itself.  

that is awesome

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

14 hours ago, Treefidy said:

aggy pulls out a gritty win against SEC.  they are now 1-0 in the toughest division in the toughest conference in all of sportsdom.  You can’t take ANY team from the SEC for granite, it’s a grind and they just beat each other up.   A dub is a dub.  

Pretty salty tonight against an underrated foe, they showed real grit and perseverance with the defense  holding their SEC foe to season low yards and points, meanwhile the offense posted season highs in every category.   
 

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

After spending several years at Wazzu, I’ figure he’s going to shove a snow shovel up aggys ass and drag them up and down the field by the handle.   
jimbo will stand on the sidelines watching, completely mesmerized.  

this is poetry

[Armybrat 40,850]

21 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

16 hours ago, Treefidy said:

After spending several years at Wazzu, I’ figure he’s going to shove a snow shovel up aggys ass and drag them up and down the field by the handle.   
jimbo will stand on the sidelines watching, completely mesmerized.  

this is poetry

Much like Chaucer.

Edited September 27, 2020 by Armybrat

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Lucci said a few days ago that Haynes King is just like Roger Staubach so I figure the coaster will trend up again before the October crash.  Aggy thought Jimbo was Nick Saban but he turned out to be Mr. Haney from Green Acres.  

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Much like Chaucer.

"he hung his arse out the window and farted".

the only line of chaucer I know. it was my dad's favorite.

[Blotto 23,538]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Lucci said a few days ago that Haynes King is just like Roger Staubach so I figure the coaster will trend up again before the October crash.  Aggy thought Jimbo was Nick Saban but he turned out to be Mr. Haney from Green Acres.  

He runs and throws like a 78 year old man? For once I might believe him. 

[Deej 76,814]

Staubach played for a real military academy and King plays for a fake one. 

 

[Armybrat 40,850]

17 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

"he hung his arse out the window and farted".

the only line of chaucer I know. it was my dad's favorite.

And Treefiddy’s line I quoted reminded me of Absalom’s retaliatory action on Nicholas with the hot poker.

[Hagbard Celine 10,867]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Aggy thought Jimbo was Nick Saban but he turned out to be Mr. Haney from Green Acres.  

and he sounds like boomhauer

[tejas60 3,533]

ohyeahthatinternetiseasyman. justgetonthereandclickclickclickclickandwatchyerwifegetbangedbytennisplayers. it's easy man.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,402]

Think about it.  Vandy was the worst team in the SEC last year, lost the best players from that team, and had freshman QB starting his first game.  

How fucking bad must the Aggies be this year?  3-7 at best.   Offseason on Texags is going to be great fun.

[jw4381 3,079]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Much like Chaucer.

You knew him, right @Armybrat?

Edited September 27, 2020 by jw4381

[The University 851]

got paid. jimbo don't care.

[Gatorubet 30,246]

"he hung his arse out the window and farted".

the only line of chaucer I know. .