Cowboy week 3 game thread vic mackey in jail?

[Mossyhorn 143]

Bah

[Wishbone 4731]

Game.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Not only was this playcalling fucking atrocious, but that throw was also fucking dumb. 

[dcar00 14030]

this team is an abortion.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

No way he thought Gallup was gonna come down with that right lmao 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Good game. We don't suck as bad as we thought 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Your 2019, I mean 2020 Dallas cowboys ladies and gentlemen 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3319]

At least our division is ass, so we are still tied for first

[PilotsError 2281]

McCarthy is the Dallas secondary of coaches.  Change my mind 

He was a terrible hire. He got fired from his last job.

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

No one in the east will finish above .500

[Bullneck 18987]

Good idea to heave it to a crowd of people.  

[Cairn Horn88 8165]

No cigar.  Fuck Carroll!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

8-8

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Welp, at least our division is still shitty.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

And Futureman has his greatest orgasm ever

[The_Great_Hornsby 3319]

Just now, dcar00 said:

this team is an abortion.

Naw, just really average

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Good game. We don't suck as bad as we thought 

We tend to play up or down to our competition. That’s a cowboys staple.

[dcar00 14030]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Not only was this playcalling fucking atrocious, but that throw was also fucking dumb. 

he should have ran out of bounds but it wouldn't have mattered.  does moore think the college stop the clock on a first down is valid in the NFL.  horrible ass playcallng.

[satyanash 14281]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

No way he thought Gallup was gonna come down with that right lmao 

I think he thought one of our receivers could outfight a fucking practice squad Seattle defender for the ball. (He thought wrong)

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Get the losses out the way and improve. 

[Horn80 6075]

Good thing the East Division sucks.

[dcar00 14030]

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Naw, just really average

maybe an average abortion.  they suck and are stupid on top of that.

[Dewey 3280]

Still the same undisciplined team.

[LTtxfan 48962]

Seattle gets pressure rushing only 3 DL... Dallas has 5 blocking -- DAMN

[Drew 2331]

Well shit. Finally the OL became me enough of an issue they couldn’t overcome.

Still think they had some piss poor plays on that final drive. They should NEVER throw a RB screen again.

Everyone had a part in this loss. Everyone. But I Think we did see that Dak is legit even with mistakes(all QBs make them). The DL actually can get pressure against a good QB. WRs are legit. Zeke is wasnt good and playcalling was suspect at times.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

We either saw the delta between Russ and dak, the delta between the Seattle coaches and Dallas coaches, or both these last two drives. 
 

Felt like one of those romo games where the qb has lots of stats and the team scores lots of points, but the defense makes sure to allow more points and the qb then fails to pull it off at the end of the game. Hopefully blame will be shared. 
 

taking that sack eliminated our options. Why step up when the tackle gets beat inside, instead of going outside where the de vacated?

Edited September 28, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Drew 2331]

No one in the east will finish above .500

Dallas will. They’ll go 5-1 in the division and will only need to find 3 more wins. They got a soft spot coming up. Wouldn’t think they’ll beat really good teams. But we’ve seen them be good enough to play with anyone. Even with the stupid mistakes.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

So much room in the middle of the field on every single one of those plays and we do nothing about it.

[dcar00 14030]

Just now, Drew said:

Well shit. Finally the OL became me enough of an issue they couldn’t overcome.

Still think they had some piss poor plays on that final drive. They should NEVER throw a RB screen again.

Everyone had a part in this loss. Everyone. But I Think we did see that Dak is legit even with mistakes(all QBs make them). The DL actually can get pressure against a good QB. WRs are legit. Zeke is wasnt good and playcalling was suspect at times.

  a bunch of new OL and guys playing out of position and we are trying RB screens.  dumb.  was seattle taking lamb away?  he disappeared.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

That was a long ass game. 

[BradInATX 9208]

As a non-Cowboys fan who read this thread purely for schadenfreude reasons:

- "throw it downfield throw it downfield!" *Dak throws downfield on a clearly called play* "why the fuck did you throw that Dak!". Your team would be garbage without Dak. The rest of the squad isn't nearly as talented as a lot of Cowboys fans think. OL is overrated, Zeke is an antequated style of RB, coaching sucks, and big defensive personnel issues. I'd be absolutely thrilled to have Dak after Drew Brees retires. 

- Remember when Cowboys fans had convinced themselves that Mike McCarthy really did spend a bunch of time learning analytics and transform himself from a stone-age Mike Ditka clone into John Harbaugh? lulz

Edited September 28, 2020 by BradInATX

[Drew 2331]

We either saw the delta between Russ and dak, the delta between the Seattle coaches and Dallas coaches, or both these last two drives. 

Russ is probably the best QB n the league right now. Dak isn’t(hes in the Top 10 though and we can see is getting better).

But yes the coaching gulf is huge. I’m hoping it’s still growing pains. But stupid penalties have continued no matter who’s the coach.

[Zeus 5947]

10 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Let’s win this fucking game 

No

I just realized, he's got that duck mouth annoying bitches have

[Cairn Horn88 8165]

Russell Wilson has 14 TD passes in first 3 games.....most in NFL history!  5 TD passes today.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

oh no yom kippur

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Russell Wilson has 14 TD passes in first 3 games.....most in NFL history!  5 TD passes today.

Shoulda been 6.

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Get the losses out the way and improve. 

That's what France said...

[Valmy77 13093]

NFC Least earned its monicker this weekend. Washington and Dallas stay tied for tallest midget.

[MirrOlure 14618]

No

I just realized, he's got that duck mouth annoying bitches have

[cam4mav 770]

Russell Wilson has 14 TD passes in first 3 games.....most in NFL history!  5 TD passes today.

I said he was gonna throw six today. I was off by exactly one DK Dumbshit move.

Russ is playing a different game than everybody else right now. It's like watching prime Tiger....

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[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

12 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

As a non-Cowboys fan who read this thread purely for schadenfreude reasons:

- "throw it downfield throw it downfield!" *Dak throws downfield on a clearly called play* "why the fuck did you throw that Dak!". Your team would be garbage without Dak. The rest of the squad isn't nearly as talented as a lot of Cowboys fans think. OL is overrated, Zeke is an antequated style of RB, coaching sucks, and big defensive personnel issues.

- Remember when Cowboys fans had convinced themselves that Mike McCarthy really did spend a bunch of time learning analytics and transform himself from a stone-age Mike Ditka clone into John Harbaugh? lulz

Umm... Dallas was playing without both starting Tackles. That's a bit of a big deal for an offense. 

Also, it's really early in the season for all your snap judgements. Let's see how things play out when half the team isn't on IR. 

Edited September 28, 2020 by totallynotabuttpirate

[BradInATX 9208]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Umm... Dallas was playing without both starting Tackles. That's a bit of a big deal for an offense. 

Also, it's really early in the season for all your snap judgements. Let's see how things play out when half the team isn't on IR. 

I'm speaking generally. Last year, this year, healthy, not healthy, etc. If you swap Dak Prescott for Jared Goff the Cowboys are about a 5 win team.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm speaking generally. Last year, this year, healthy, not healthy, etc. If you swap Dak Prescott for Jared Goff the Cowboys are about a 5 win team.

You were talking about the new coaching staff........not last year....

- Remember when Cowboys fans had convinced themselves that Mike McCarthy really did spend a bunch of time learning analytics and transform himself from a stone-age Mike Ditka clone into John Harbaugh? lulz"

If you think 3 games is enough time to evaluate a coaching staff, I don't know what to tell you. 

[BradInATX 9208]

If you think 3 games is enough time to evaluate a coaching staff, I don't know what to tell you. 

Ok. Mccarthy has plenty of tape. We know what he is. Happy to revisit in a couple months though.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Just now, BradInATX said:

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If you think 3 games is enough time to evaluate a coaching staff, I don't know what to tell you. 

Ok. Mccarthy has plenty of tape. We know what he is. Happy to revisit in a couple months though.

Yes, we all know coaches perform exactly the same as their previous stop when they change teams. 

Since you're apparently a newb watching cowboys games, "it's the defense stupid" been the problem for about 11 years. Until that's fixed, they won't take the next step. 

[BradInATX 9208]

Yes, we all know coaches perform exactly the same as their previous stop when they change teams. 
Since you're apparently a newb watching cowboys games, "it's the defense stupid" been the problem for about 11 years. Until that's fixed, they won't take the next step. 

I watch a lot of Cowboys living in Texas unfortunately. Also seen a lot more of McCarthy than most (look up where he was before GB)

[futureman 22414]

29 minutes ago, Drew said:

Everyone had a part in this loss. Everyone. But I Think we did see that Dak is legit even with mistakes(all QBs make them).

that’s some pretty good apologizing. 

[futureman 22414]

33 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

And Futureman has his greatest orgasm ever

huge load, just massive. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Just now, BradInATX said:

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yes, we all know coaches perform exactly the same as their previous stop when they change teams. 
Since you're apparently a newb watching cowboys games, "it's the defense stupid" been the problem for about 11 years. Until that's fixed, they won't take the next step. 

I watch a lot of Cowboys living in Texas unfortunately. Also seen a lot more of McCarthy than most (look up where he was before GB)

Then it's pretty silly to complain about him as head coach being responsible for the cowboy's losing. He's an offense coach, yes, I know all about him, no need to look it up. 

It's about the defense, until they improve, the cowboys won't be winning shit. 

[futureman 22414]

this wasn’t close.  dak threw a pick to flowers in the 4th that bounced out of his hands to gallup.  and the metcalf gaff.  jamal adams was out for most of the game.  should’ve been a two score route.  dak isn’t that good.