presser of bitchassedness thread?

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

bueller?

[LTtxfan 49378]

[LTtxfan 49378]

[mdmost 43059]

You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition of Gary Patterson being sweaty even if it's 30 degrees outside.

[LTtxfan 49378]

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

coach, is it true you don't gameplan for the opponent's personnel during the regular season?

[4th&Five 41602]

 

Edited September 28, 2020 by 4th&Five

[LTtxfan 49378]

Wow Herman.... "We'll fix things with more drill time"

[LTtxfan 49378]

[CurlyDumps 4485]

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coach, is it true you don't gameplan for the opponent's personnel during the regular season?

"Yep. Because I'm Tom fucking "we're just gonna run our stuff" Herman."

[Eggo 3995]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Wow Herman.... "We'll fix things with more drill time"

Well, it's certainly a start. 

[LTtxfan 49378]

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Coach Herman, why do we always look like hammered dog shit after bye weeks?

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

bohls: how many starters do you play on special teams?

therm: all starters, would like to only have starters on only 1 of 4 special units without worry of burning shirts, he and boulware focusing on this but has to feel confident green guys can do it

wow a legit answer

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

coach, they were rushing 3 and sacking you.  what happened?

[TrashMaster G 17630]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

5,2,4,1,3

[taybo20 2878]

I can’t afford TCU talent

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

5,2,4,1,3

WTF are those crooked numbers doing there?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

bohls: how many starters do you play on special teams?

therm: all starters, would like to only have starters on only 1 of 4 special units without worry of burning shirts, he and boulware focusing on this but has to feel confident green guys can do it

wow a legit answer

bohls - Austin American sports columist actually led with "I'm not sure if you play starters on special teams, or if you should play more..."  like do you follow this team at all? watch a game maybe?

[LTtxfan 49378]

[TrashMaster G 17630]

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

WTF are those crooked numbers doing there?

How about:  1D, 1A, 1C, 1, 1B?

[LTtxfan 49378]

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I can’t afford TCU talent

[taybo20 2878]

Costs nothing to look tho! Haha

[jinx 2635]

Did anyone ask if Yurcich was actually there and calling the plays?  Because someone should.

[4th&Five 41602]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

bohls - Austin American sports columist actually led with "I'm not sure if you play starters on special teams, or if you should play more..."  like do you follow this team at all? watch a game maybe?

his kids both went to tech (and were mascots) so he's still depressed about the outcome.

Edited September 28, 2020 by 4th&Five

[TrashMaster G 17630]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

his kid's both went to tech (and were mascosts) so he's still depressed about the outcome.

*kids

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

5 minutes ago, jinx said:

Did anyone ask if Yurcich was actually there and calling the plays?  Because someone should.

that's probably a credential-revocation event

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

[Redneck Mutha 8017]

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coach, they were rushing 3 and sacking you.  what happened?

Talk to the hand. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12491]

Two paths diverged in a thread
---- and I, I took the one that had the TCU hotties

and that has made all the difference.

[Hpara759 1781]

42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

heilige Scheiße

[TrashMaster G 17630]

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

[orange dream 1256]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.

and 2,3,1,4,5

[jeevsie 3740]

57 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

This man speaks truth.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21948]

14 minutes ago, orange dream said:

60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.

and 2,3,1,4,5

They should start some high schools that are only for hot girls.  That way the top 6% that can get into UT with all be hot girls.

[Huckleberry 33115]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

[Native Horn 3516]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

Fake news, there was a bye week in there for us to prepare (and Tech too).  Shoulda been 12 yards per play, but hard to do that while committing to the run against a terrible secondary.

[Sgt Hulk 13851]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

1,1,1,1,2

[Sgt Hulk 13851]

did anyone ask him if he has ever practiced special teams?

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

but it's true.  they rushed 3 and sacked us repeatedly.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Are your coaches on defense equally embarrassed?    Curious.  

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Probably not by him tho

[Blotto 23585]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Are your coaches on defense equally embarrassed?    Curious.  

Yeah, did Herman ever come out and say "we as coaches didn't have the team ready". I don't listen to most of these, but when I do, accepting responsibility for the team continually shitting down its leg doesn't seem to be a huge priority for mensa boy. 

[TrashMaster G 17630]

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

but it's true.  they rushed 3 and sacked us repeatedly.

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

[TexArcher 38078]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

Three rushers from a shitty team should never beat five offensive lineman at Texas.  That it happened twice in one game, and so easily, is absolutely significant.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

Being hurried out of the pocket as well as having the run game stuffed can be just as disruptive to an offense as a sack.

[TrashMaster G 17630]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Being hurried out of the pocket as well as having the run game stuffed can be just as disruptive to an offense as a sack.

Sure. But that's not the point that was made.

[B00M 6482]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Three rushers from a shitty team should never beat five offensive lineman at Texas.  That it happened twice in one game, and so easily, is absolutely significant.

If it was only 2 sacks, it felt like back to back plays when the game was hanging in the balance (realistically; not miracle imagination land where our offense suddenly works AND we recover an onside). I was too pissed to see straight by that point so fuck it. 

[Hagbard Celine 10937]

21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

more than 1 is plural, on the same drive is egregious, and any is significant.