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2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump

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2 minutes ago, ousuxndallas said:

Biden team won't allow testing of his earpiece. His handlers will be feeding him lines when he starts to stammer.

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Yea that is because Trump has Putin managing his campaign and they just need someone close to Biden to poison him like they do all opponents in Russia.

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It's rather ingenious. All the Trumpkins will be watching Biden's ear instead of listening to the drivel coming from Trump's mouth. One can only focus on one thing at a time. Trump could say, "and then I told the Prince, sure go ahead and have that American journalist killed and dismembered" and the viewer at home will be hollering, "Look! Look Karen, you see it, right behind his right...no left...ear, see that thingamabob?" and Karen is going to look up from her phone where she has been posting about seeing a mountain lion in Katy on NextDoor and nod, "yes, I see it" without having a clue what he is talking about but assumes it is about Soros being behind the stage curtain murdering children on the spot so Joe has the life force he needs to debate.

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10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

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Chris Wallace: Why are you wearing an ear piece Mr Biden?

Joe Biden: Trump lies so much it takes a team of people to check on the lies. I want to be able to call him out in real-time tonight.

He should even start with my team tells me Trump just lied about X, Y and Z. Don't hide it, embrace it, Trump has proven it works.

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34 minutes ago, ousuxndallas said:

Biden team won't allow testing of his earpiece. His handlers will be feeding him lines when he starts to stammer.

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I’m ok with Biden wearing a hearing aid.  I’ll get pissy towards him after he’s responsible for a botched national response to a pandemic that kills more than 200,000 Americans.  You know, Like Donald Trump is responsible for the botched national response to a pandemic that has killed more than 200,000 Americans.

 

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It's a weird feeling really looking forward to a debate while at the same time being horrified to watch it.
I'm on Tapa, so apologies if this joke has been made.

There's only one thing to do in this instance... Go to Golden Chick, buy some Fletcher's Corn Dogs. Go buy some Shiner and wax cups. Walk around your house eating the corn dogs and slamming wax cup Shiners and talk shit to anything that is red.

It's the only way that I have learned to cope with looking forward to what might be a horrific couple of hours.
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4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I'm on Tapa, so apologies if this joke has been made.

There's only one thing to do in this instance... Go to Golden Chick, buy some Fletcher's Corn Dogs. Go buy some Shiner and wax cups. Walk around your house eating the corn dogs and slamming wax cup Shiners and talk shit to anything that is red.

It's the only way that I have learned to cope with looking forward to what might be a horrific couple of hours.

So my normal Saturday night then?

 

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The billionaire just got outed for paying $750 in income tax in a year and all anyone can talk about is Biden's earpiece. 

For all of Trump's flaws, he's done well for himself by never overestimating America's attention span and never underestimating our love for the inane and stupid.

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The billionaire just got outed for paying $750 in income tax in a year and all anyone can talk about is Biden's earpiece. 

For all of Trump's flaws, he's done well for himself by never overestimating America's attention span and never underestimating our love for the inane and stupid.

The *only* people who remotely give a shit are already Trump voters who just need an excuse why Trump’s going to get waxed tonight 

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25 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I'm on Tapa, so apologies if this joke has been made.

There's only one thing to do in this instance... Go to Golden Chick, buy some Fletcher's Corn Dogs. Go buy some Shiner and wax cups. Walk around your house eating the corn dogs and slamming wax cup Shiners and talk shit to anything that is red.

It's the only way that I have learned to cope with looking forward to what might be a horrific couple of hours.

Corn Dogs, Beer, and Talking Shit.

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There is no audience correct?  I’m very interested to see what trump looks and sounds like with no support from a cheering audience.  It’s just him and Joe and his little one liners will not get him any laughs or cheers to give him any confidence.  He is in over his head with no backup.

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4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

There is no audience correct?  I’m very interested to see what trump looks and sounds like with no support from a cheering audience.  It’s just him and Joe and his little one liners will not get him any laughs or cheers to give him any confidence.  He is in over his head with no backup.

There’s an audience.  About 60 people, I think. 

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

There is no audience correct?  I’m very interested to see what trump looks and sounds like with no support from a cheering audience.  It’s just him and Joe and his little one liners will not get him any laughs or cheers to give him any confidence.  He is in over his head with no backup.

There's a limited audience. 

Also, I saw one of the topics is "Supreme Court"?  WTF why?  Are they just trying to get Biden to say he'll pack it?

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Is there a rule against launching nostril propelled suppression fire of Adderall shrapnel at your opponent while they're talking?  Is Biden allowed to take his pants off and wander around the stage when he gets bored?

No, but Trump is allowed to take his pants off and wander around the stage when he gets bored to fuck someone who isn't his pregnant wife and/or his own daughter.  Seems like hyperbole, but I know for a fact he fucked a pornstar with a pregnant wife at home and molested his own daughter when she was an adolescent.  But we can't talk about that on Surly because his stance on family values is so goddamn beyond reproach.  

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First term presidents usually get shellacked during their first debate for a second term.  Dubya did and he went on to win.  Obama did and he went on to win.  I think Reagan did too but came back with his "age and inexperience" quote in a later debate on his way to crushing Mondale.

Trump is going to show up unprepared and try to interrupt and BS his way around the debate.  Biden has to keep it short and to the point and look like a competent person that can hire well and return us to sanity.

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1 minute ago, Texas Jeff said:

First term presidents usually get shellacked during their first debate for a second term.  Dubya did and he went on to win.  Obama did and he went on to win.  I think Reagan did too but came back with his "age and inexperience" quote in a later debate on his way to crushing Mondale.

Trump is going to show up unprepared and try to interrupt and BS his way around the debate.  Biden has to keep it short and to the point and look like a competent person that can hire well and return us to sanity.

The big difference is those other incumbents weren’t way behind in the polling before the first debate. A bad performance by trump could probably sink him.

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Limbaugh still was saying as of this morning that Biden will probably be a no show this evening. Apparently the talking point on that other Texas site is that they've learned the word "lid," which is something that Rush speaks of frequently with respect to Biden and the press. Never mind that the word in that regard has been around for a long long time and made popular by television shows like West Wing and movies like The American President, etc It is a further distraction in that it keeps them from seeing that a press lid is in and of itself no different than a man who stays in his bedroom watching television for seven hours. Between 'lid' and the great ear piece debate, I'm puzzled, really I am. How on big blue earth did we ever leave it to put humans on the moon with this type of mentally acute, critical discerning thinking? There also seems to be some confusion over the reports that the Biden team had asked for breaks. Reading comprehension, bless their hearts, needs some work. The team had requested breaks every 30 minutes, which apparently was construed as a thirty minute break. ?????

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Using your own logic, please show me a case where the candidates got 30 minute breaks during a debate. You can't. So is that an absurd request? Why is he making that request? You know why.

Ah, great state of Texas, your education system is not a shining example.

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1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

There is no audience correct?  I’m very interested to see what trump looks and sounds like with no support from a cheering audience.  It’s just him and Joe and his little one liners will not get him any laughs or cheers to give him any confidence.  He is in over his head with no backup.

 

58 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There’s an audience.  About 60 people, I think. 

I had on CNN for a spell earlier. The reporter from the debate said that there were rumors Trump was going to stick folks in the audience as some kind of surprise, the way Trump threatened or did in referencing some people in the audience against a debate with Hillary. I believe it was women who accused Bill of harassment or something? Anyway, apparently the rumor around the debates is trump has a "surprise" in the limited audience to throw Biden off his game.

Sounds like complete bullshit to me but passing it along. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I had on CNN for a spell earlier. The reporter from the debate said that there were rumors Trump was going to stick folks in the audience as some kind of surprise, the way Trump threatened or did in referencing some people in the audience against a debate with Hillary. I believe it was women who accused Bill of harassment or something? Anyway, apparently the rumor around the debates is trump has a "surprise" in the limited audience to throw Biden off his game.

Sounds like complete bullshit to me but passing it along. 

It is psychologically impossible for Trump to lose; he cannot conceive of such a thing so he will do anything in his power to win. If that means he bribes someone to do something, then sure I would expect him to do that. If he could get Roger Stone or anyone to pay off or influence any person that would tilt events or opinion in his favor, expect it to happen. He will cheat every minute of every day. That is what he knows and what he lives and breathes. The normal rules of engagement are meaningless to him.

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