2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump

[immamac 44354]

Joe is wiping the floor with Trump. 

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

Pretty sure he said go ahead because he knows that’s a losing topic with suburban moms and he wants to move on from it

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Holy fuck, he's second only to Abraham Lincoln?

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

Super predators.  Drink up.

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh here we go. Nobody has done more for the blacks than I have!

DRINK!

[elfenix 34752]

"with the possible exception of abraham lincoln"

holy fuck

[cactusflinthead 27627]

I expect that this was ready for a while. 

 

[TexasEd 8266]

Lincoln - Drink!!!!

 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

32 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Joe was a pillow and sheets salesman?

Joe was, and is a pillow biter...

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Trump about to bring up the crime bill. Everyone drink in advance 

Nailed it

[GhostOfTomJoad 9509]

"Very liberal people cried in my office, they cried in the oval office."

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Better than Lincoln. Bingo take a drink.

[elfenix 34752]

tim scott, who failed all his classes, then met someone at a chik-fil-a, and is now a senator!

[4th&Five 42005]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

Cried in my office.

[South Austin 53227]

Remember three years ago when President Trump freed the slaves?

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

6 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Those orphans are so well taken care of like no one has ever done before.

BEAUTIFUL CLEAN ORPHANS

[Beantown Express 2.0 6597]

Biden’s killing him.


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[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Holy fuck, he's second only to Abraham Lincoln?

Uhhh possibly.....let's not just crown Lincoln 

[achooloco 1086]

21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Trump is so stupid, it's phenomenal.

*finomenle (i think, i've been drinking...)  

[Neonmoon 38130]

What police reform did he pass? 

[TexEx15 17951]

Haha so accurate.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Joe was, and is a pillow biter...

It wasn't funny the first time

[GreenspointTexas 9971]

Dear black people: sorry, i didnt know yall had it so good under trump

 

sincerely, no one

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

We put our faith in Doge Bonjango

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

They like me and I like them.

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Central Park 5 shoutout, nice Joe, nice

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Central Park 5!

[BurntOrange&White 41869]

Only Lincoln has been better for the blacks than trump, Possibly. 

[Brisketexan 106901]

Oh here we go. Nobody has done more for the blacks than I have!

Holy fuck, he's second only to Abraham Lincoln?

DRINK!

"with the possible exception of abraham lincoln"
holy fuck

Dude, he’s playing his hits on race. It’s exactly what he always does.

Joe is prepared, and responding coherently. It’s good. And it’s good enough. But we were hoping for more epic Trump idiocy....and we’re just getting normal Trump idiocy.

[TexasEd 8266]

Biden having fact checks on Biden.com is AWESOME!!!

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Lmao at Donald taking a deep breath after talking like fuck, what did I just say? 

[ndawg 1242]

If Trump is the embodiment of America's id, Joe is the embodiment of our conscience.

[elfenix 34752]

Switching to something stronger

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I hear myself when he stutters or stammers and I think millions of others do, too. 

I’m sure most folks are empathetic to it; it has never been (to me) relevant in terms of capability or intelligence; it’s just a part of who someone is. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6597]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We put our faith in Doge Bonjango

I went to a Bonjango’s at the Charlotte Airport.  Got two pieces of fried chicken and a biscuit.

[elfenix 34752]

I DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU!

[BradInATX 9208]

Biden's nuts are swinging so hard he's blowing past his "number 1, number 2" speech devices. He's got too much teabagging to do to waste his time counting.

[Buzzrock 15136]

Switching to something stronger

Nice choice.

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

I ran because of you.

 

[atomheartbevo 90650]

HAHAHA, Trump losing it.

[used2b 249]

He said go head.

 

[TexasEd 8266]

CHARACTER FTW

[Underdog 29191]

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I went to a Bonjango’s at the Charlotte Airport.  Got two pieces of fried chicken and a biscuit.

You skipped the side of roids and tumor? 

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

Moderator wants to talk about race, but Trump wants to talk about....anything.

[Brisketexan 106901]

Told you all were really going to get us Trump spouting the laptop bullshit.

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Trump losing it.

[elfenix 34752]

RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA!

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Black Lives Matter. Oh dear. 

[Captainant 28539]

LAPTOP!! DRINK!