The Texum A&M Aggy Bulldogs @ Alabama Roll Tide

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

Their Smith drops an easy ball over the middle on a critical play just like ours did.

[Pato del Muerto 52,522]

1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Their Smith drops an easy ball over the middle on a critical play just like ours did.

Doubt this will cost them the win

[Pato del Muerto 52,522]

Lol he just called the aggy bama win from 2012 the manziel miracle. 

[Zeus 6,087]

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

Careful, your aggy is showing.

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

I love that A&M has to play Alabama every year.

I cherish this day greatly.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

Easiest 75 mil robbery ever. I applaud you Jimbo. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

 

[Zeus 6,087]

What's a bomani is that a lunch meat?

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Yeah, Bama has great fucking hands across the board. 

Form tackling.  Discipline on both sides of the ball.   No stupidity.    On and on.  All the boxes get checked with Alabama.   

 

None get checked with us.  

 

Sucks. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,785]

Ok that’s more like it

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, Bama has great fucking hands across the board. 

Form tackling.  Discipline on both sides of the ball.   No stupidity.    On and on.  All the boxes get checked with Alabama.   

 

None get checked with us.  

 

Sucks. 

I was thinking this as I'm watching them.

I don't expect us to play like Alabama. But we are so far removed from the way they play, it's absolutely glaring.

2022 and 2023 probably won't be fun unless something drastic changes within this program.

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

25 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They are objectively better than Texas with a complete joke of a coach in Jumbo. Better league where you can play defense = real recruits.

You should watch the Bama/aggy game if you think aggy is even half-decent.

[KingLerxst 112]

It won’t make me feel any better about the Texas program.

But watching Aggie get their shit pushed always brings a smile to my face.

[Deej 76,830]

aggy roller coaster lasted one entire quarter.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,055]

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Knoxtnhorn

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

Coming here to enjoy a nice snuff film to take my mind off TCU.  This looks like a good one!

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole 

Know how I know you haven't been to Austin?

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Coming here to enjoy a nice snuff film to take my mind off TCU.  

Pretty short snuff film though, basically a quarter. 

 

[Radical Larry 28,640]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Know how I know you haven't been to Austin?

No shit.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

What the actual fuck?  I’ve lived in Austin my entire life.  I’ve never once felt unsafe, even in some of the tougher areas.  
 

Does the homeless issue look trashy...yes.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

I have 11 degrees from Harvard and 8 more from MIT.  But Boston has become the land of gay pedophile raccoons and lesbian scat punks and both universities don’t even require Latin anymore.  I wish I had gone to UTEP. Embarrassing. 
 

see, I can make shit up too.  

[Huckleberry 32,996]

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

I'm pretty sure that dumbass isn't going to let facts get in the way of his vaginal caterwauling.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

OMG the Tubberville attack ad is fucking awesome.  

 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Liquor and Poker

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Da fuck?  An anti-Tubberville Senate ad just ran on KEYE.

This is a fucked up and weird year. 

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

20 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I was thinking this as I'm watching them.

I don't expect us to play like Alabama. But we are so far removed from the way they play, it's absolutely glaring.

 

Yeah, it's not near the same zip code. 

[Surly Bevo 25,045]

Saw it here on CBS in DFW as well.  LOL that is where we are.  A national ad buy for the United States Senate seat from Alabama focused primarily on the way an opponent left football programs in his former life as a college coach

20fucking20....hollleee shit we are fucked

['stache 21,819]

They love losing to daddy Bama. Makes their dicks hard.

[Deej 76,830]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

What the actual fuck?  I’ve lived in Austin my entire life.  I’ve never once felt unsafe, even in some of the tougher areas.  
 

Does the homeless issue look trashy...yes.

Girl I work with was approached by two homeless guys who threatened to stab her. Came back up to the office crying. Police were called and told her the couldn't do anything unless they actually stabbed her. WTF?

[Huckleberry 32,996]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Girl I work with was approached by two homeless guys who threatened to stab her. Came back up to the office crying. Police were called and told her the couldn't do anything unless they actually stabbed her. WTF?

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

[Deej 76,830]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

It's exactly how it happened.

I know two other people in the office who were assaulted by homeless people. And I've had to get physical with one who tried to grab me because I refused to give him beer when I was walking out of the corner store by my house with a 12 pack. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Deej

[Huckleberry 32,996]

Just now, Deej said:

It's exactly how it hapoened.

I was not questioning your version, more your coworker's recall of a highly stressful situation. So not really doubting the cops part. But way off topic, let's get back to hating our coaching staff which belongs in every thread. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,522]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

Sounds pretty heroic to me

[TexasMan 10,911]

Thag Wydermyer dude is a stud 

[Deej 76,830]

But, yeah...back to aggy misery. 

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

C'mon, make that rollercoaster drop even faster.

[Zeus 6,087]

22 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. Happened while I was out for a morning jog at the hill of life last time I was in Austin. 

There was human shit on the side walk near town lake too. 

The city is a meth head shanty town now.

Last time I'll visit unless I got to go there for work.

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. Happened while I was out for a morning jog at the hill of life last time I was in Austin. 

There was human shit on the side walk near town lake too. 

The city is a meth head shanty town now.

Last time I'll visit unless I got to go there for work.

You've donated to Fitlump's campaign, haven't you?  Go ahead and admit it.

[Deej 76,830]

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

[Orange&White 5,528]

Just now, Deej said:

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

Do you understand how many tokens you get for doing that?

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

So how many plays will it take Bama to make their next touchdown?

[Deej 76,830]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. 

Sorry for partying. 

[atomheartbevo 89,726]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

So how many plays will it take Bama to make their next touchdown?

Apparently, not very many.

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Somewhat fast, Waddle is. 

[Radical Larry 28,640]

I'm surprised Leon didn't catch him. 

[Hank_Hill 18,877]

49 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

Stopped at comparing the danger of Austin to fucking Florida 

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Lulz, Mac Jones talking shit. 

[Hank_Hill 18,877]

Waddle would’ve been a good addition 

[Topper13 3,367]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

You should check out her Onlyfans.

[Deej 76,830]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

I'm surprised Leon didn't catch him.