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5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I havent listened to the new guy.  But there is no way his voice can "show" defeat like Dave South's voice did.  The Baylor loss immediately comes to mind when I think of Dave South every single time. 

I member the 77-0 game, I was in Port A listening to Dave South call that game, just glorious.

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4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

If A&M somehow won I would be delighted. Nobody talks trash and struts like A&M, it would piss off the Bama fans to no end.

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1 hour ago, El Squared said:

Saban won’t go full mud hole on aggy since he wants to keep Jimtard around as long as possible.

Leach will not limit the boot heel marks on their throats and microgroins.

10 year guaranteed contract.  Jimbo isn't going anywhere anytime soon.  Saban doesn't have to entertain such thoughts for three more years, minimum.

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I expect a low scoring affair... Jimbo going to completely take the air out of the ball knowing what will happen if he doesn't. Expect a 28-7 type score and aggy not snapping the ball with more than 2 seconds on the clock ever. Mond will the running more and throwing a lot more screens to try and grind the clock out.

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2 hours ago, El Squared said:

Saban won’t go full mud hole on aggy since he wants to keep Jimtard around as long as possible.

he's just starting his 3rd year of a 10 year guaranteed contract. he ain't going nowhere for a while. let the mud holes commence.

TMG beat me to it. pos rep.

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The delight would be tempered when aggy was ranked #2 the next week.  Of course, that temperance would be alleviated therewith because of the inevitable loss to Gata.
 
Back to reality. The crucial question is who scores more on aggy; Bama, Gata or Pirate?  October is gonna be a glorious time to drink in aggy tears.  And Katy bar the door if they finish it off with a Halloween loss to Pig.  Could be a vintage spoken of, and enjoyed, for generations.
Securing the door aside, there could be literal riots in Katy..
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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I expect a low scoring affair... Jimbo going to completely take the air out of the ball knowing what will happen if he doesn't. Expect a 28-7 type score and aggy not snapping the ball with more than 2 seconds on the clock ever. Mond will the running more and throwing a lot more screens to try and grind the clock out.

Eh, he tried that last year (because he tries it every game) and Bama still put up nearly 50. Running the clock is still hard when you go 3 and out.

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Bullneck

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7 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The delight would be tempered when aggy was ranked #2 the next week.  Of course, that temperance would be alleviated therewith because of the inevitable loss to Gata.

 

Back to reality. The crucial question is who scores more on aggy; Bama, Gata or Pirate?  October is gonna be a glorious time to drink in aggy tears.  And Katy bar the door if they finish it off with a Halloween loss to Pig.  Could be a vintage spoken of, and enjoyed, for generations.

My troll account got banned by TexAgs because I predicted a 7-6 kind of season.  Of course, my handle was Battle Cattle and I always spoke in the third person.  And I trolled as subtly and relentlessly as possible.  

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5 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

This is correct - they have no  back end defense to contend w/ what the pirate is going to throw (literally) at them. 5 wide / 4 wide sets are going to kill aggy. Their pass rush will be nullified by how fast the Pirate gets the ball out. It's going to be glorious. I picture multiple crossing patterns across the middle and wide receivers running free.

 

 

texags/That works in the BDF but it doesn't work against SEC defenses/texags

 

 

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I mean, I get the point but I want them to beat Saban because SEC and aggy roller coaster. I think it’s just all better if aggy wins this one and loses the rest. But then again, what do I know?

Did you even interact with any of those fucksticks the one time they beat Bama?

No thank you. 

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23 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Have some rep sir. I enjoyed your work.

I always wondered if anyone from here ever saw that. 

There were a couple of aggy posters that just hated me.  I was amazed at how thin skinned they were.  I got a 1 month ban around bowl game time and then a final ban pretty shortly after. But I lasted longer there than at IrishEnvy.

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38 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

My troll account got banned by TexAgs because I predicted a 7-6 kind of season.  Of course, my handle was Battle Cattle and I always spoke in the third person.  And I trolled as subtly and relentlessly as possible.  

Texags troll account?   This is something I have yet to try. 

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39 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

My troll account got banned by TexAgs because I predicted a 7-6 kind of season.  Of course, my handle was Battle Cattle and I always spoke in the third person.  And I trolled as subtly and relentlessly as possible.  


ha ha, holy shit

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BattleCattle and the rest of its brethren just discovered conference pride in 2012


FTFY. I am using gender neutral pronouns to make sure it doesn't get triggered.

^^ I think this is the guy who got me banned.  aggy snowflake

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Good game. Battle Cattle does not like the Aggie football team one iota, but credit must be given where credit is due. Battle Cattle is proud of the Longhorns and believe they have made progress in a transitional year but Tamu was undoubtably the better team tonight. Battle Cattle wishes that TAMU represent the Big XII well during bowl season; best of luck.

PS: that pass interference call was BS.
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Battle cattle,
ead and stfu. You are a ******r. Anyone who refers to himself in the third person is either psychotic or sociopathic. Which are you? And seriously, your team blows. How can not winning a single home game show signs of improvement?
 
 
go eff yourself whorn

 

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4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

he's just starting his 3rd year of a 10 year guaranteed contract. he ain't going nowhere for a while. let the mud holes commence.

TMG beat me to it. pos rep.

Maybe but with that much money at stake I suspect some might be motivated  to find ways to break the contract. It’s not like it hasn’t been done before. One would be quite naive to believe even aggy would ride out 10 years of a shit show at top dollar prices. Not that we wouldn’t celebrate that but it’s not likely.

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7 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is going to be a butt fucking that even mia khalifa would be jealous of 

nah... i'm guessing:

aggy surprise early td 7-0

bama field goal

bama td

bama td

bama td

bama field goal to close the half

27-7 at half

aggy field goal

bama td

bama td

bama 41-10 end of 3rd

aggy fg

aggy td

aggy td

41-27 final score

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/dan-wolken/2020/10/01/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-alabama/5883655002/

Opinion: Three years in, it's time for Jimbo Fisher to earn his pay at Texas A&M with top-notch wins

Dan Wolken USA TODAY

Shortly after Jimbo Fisher’s decision to take Texas A&M’s mega-offer to leave Florida State, there was a cringeworthy moment that had nothing to do with cowboy boots or the numbers on his contract. Instead, it was on stage with John Sharp, the chancellor of the Texas A&M University System, who handed Fisher a replica of a national championship trophy with a date to be filled in later. 

“I hope I fill in a couple!” Fisher responded, drawing uproarious applause from the audience and chuckles from many corners of college football. 

The unearned arrogance with which Texas A&M carries itself has long been a subject of fascination and ridicule among its rivals. Nobody in the sport is better at spending like Alabama while winning like Missouri, and the decision in late 2017 to throw a 10-year, $75 million contract at Fisher was either going to change that narrative forever or be remembered as the biggest boondoggle in the history of college sports.

More than two years in, though, maybe there’s a new bar for Fisher that would be fairer and more informative than a university president handing over a fake trophy: Are you a threat to Alabama’s supremacy in the SEC or not?

Let’s be real. The answer to that, as the two programs prepare to play Saturday in Tuscaloosa, is not. And it doesn’t seem particularly close.

In Fisher’s first two seasons, the Aggies lost to Alabama by 22 and 19 points, neither of which were competitive at any point in the second half. Despite Texas A&M’s current No. 13 ranking in the Amway Coaches Poll, it will enter this year’s meeting as roughly an 18-point underdog. Until proven otherwise, Texas A&M is just another garden-variety SEC opponent for Alabama, not a rival like LSU or Auburn or even a danger like Ole Miss a handful of years ago under Hugh Freeze. For those of us watching, is it even considered a big game? Since Johnny Manziel’s turn as a temporary disrupter, the cumulative score of the next seven meetings stands at 252-107.

Most of that isn’t Fisher’s fault, but he knows he’s being paid handsomely — some would argue grotesquely — to fix it. 

"You know what they’ve done, who they are and we have to go play ball,” Fisher said this week. "We have to keep recruiting well and keep building on the process we have. We have had two great young recruiting classes I’m very excited about, got some very good young players and our older players are developing. It’s always a measuring stick when you play Alabama as far as where you stand in the national scene because they’ve been on the top of it for so long.”

But at some point when you’re guaranteed $75 million to coach football, the measurement has to tell you that the gap is getting smaller and that progress is being made.

The recruiting rankings would suggest that it could happen. The Aggies’ current group of freshmen was ranked No. 6 by 247 Sports, and the class of current sophomores came in at No. 4, which on paper is the kind of year-over-year quality elite programs need. By any measure, Fisher and his staff have been among the small handful of programs recruiting at the very top level. 

There’s a difference, though, between hope and results. And at a $75 million price tag, the results need to start coming. 

By any reasonable standard, including the one set by his predecessor Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M’s quality of football under Fisher hasn’t been particularly impressive. Sumlin’s tenure was far from perfect — it’s why he ultimately got fired — but he had enough quality wins over his first four years to keep things afloat. 

If you look at Fisher’s tenure so far, there are more good-looking losses than good wins. Besides the epic seven-overtime win over LSU in his first season, his 18-9 record is mostly filled with fluff. The Aggies weren’t a top-25 team last year, and their 17-12 struggle against Vanderbilt in the opener raised concerns about how much progress they’ve really made. 

It’s certainly not what they’re paying for.

But maybe Texas A&M’s willingness to spend so much of their financial largesse on football is their only real path to relevance. Besides a claimed national title in 1939 and a fairly consistent run of top-10 finishes from the mid-1980s to mid-1990s, this is not a program with a history of competing at the highest level of the sport. The confluence of joining the SEC followed immediately by Manziel Mania gave Texas A&M a unique opportunity to invest big in facilities and coaching salaries, and at least the Aggies can tell themselves they no longer have any excuses for failing to compete for titles. 

But they’re not immune from the same question as everyone else: Did they make a smart investment?

At this level, three years in is enough time to figure out an answer. When Fisher was offered that contract, what he had built at Florida State was no longer a national championship-level program and already in decline. Had he stayed another year, it’s doubtful anyone would have offered $75 million to a coach who had gotten lapped by Clemson within his conference. 

Texas A&M may have more money than Florida State and all the in-state talent you need to win, but it's a tougher job because of how many more obstacles you need to clear to get to the top. If it’s not Alabama, it’s LSU or Auburn not to mention Georgia, Florida and the rest. In the SEC, somebody’s got to lose.

In a few months, we will have a pretty good idea of whether Texas A&M’s money was well spent. In fact, by Fisher’s third season at Florida State, he had won an ACC title and built the foundation of a roster that would win the national championship just a year later. The timeline may not exactly line up this time around, but if the Aggies are really as underwhelming as they were last week against Vanderbilt, we can start to call his tenure a disappointment. 

Until we start thinking about Texas A&M-Alabama as one of the SEC’s big games — and it certainly doesn’t feel that way this time around — a fake trophy may be the only one Fisher ever accepts. 

 

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For some reason, this occurred to me as I was scrubbing my ass in the shower a few minutes ago; they were meant for each other,

like peas and carrots

 

Roooooooooooooooll Tide

                 and

Pooooooooooooooor Aggy 

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8 hours ago, AnTiM said:

For some reason, this occurred to me as I was scrubbing my ass in the shower a few minutes ago; they were meant for each other,

like peas and carrots

 

Roooooooooooooooll Tide

                 and

Pooooooooooooooor Aggy 

I thought you were gonna say goes together like aggy and male butt play, but what you said is good too

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