The Trump + Covid thread

[Gap03 3223]

 

Ya don't fucking say???

 

 

 

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26145]

3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

Apparently it turned violent some time after I left the area.  Couldn't have seen that coming. /s

 

https://www.opb.org/article/2020/10/04/violence-erupts-at-bend-demonstrations/

 

So that's what Juggalos look like without their make up.

[ChiTownDoc 20987]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"essential worker working on behalf of the American people" GTFO of here with that bullshit. 

I think the emphasis was on half.  
 

 

Oh and to them 35% is half.  

[NAVY 6735]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

Ain’t no party 

like a covid party 

cause a covid party 

don’t stop 

[NAVY 6735]

[ChiTownDoc 20987]

1 hour ago, Pablo said:

I must've missed this from you.  What blood type is most prevalent if you don't mind sharing again?

Type O does much better.  It’s not that other types don’t get it.  They don’t have as bad a time fighting it.  Type A struggles the most.  
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencefocus.com/news/blood-type-a-more-vulnerable-to-coronavirus/amp/

[RDCanecutter 26145]

2 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

These fucking dolts still don’t care how a virus spreads and we’re 10 months in. 
 

Understanding is for wimps.

[ChiTownDoc 20987]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

O is good if you don't want to worst effects of COVID.

Trump's blood type is Ragu.

Had no idea sizzlechest was a cardiologist.  But yes, this. 

[Pato del Muerto 52180]

21 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Bad sex and bad cocaine. That’s the title track to my early twenties.

It’s also a hell of an album title

[Pescado_Rojo 19280]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s also a hell of an album title

featuring the smash hit "Why is there a dead whore in my bathtub?" 

[TexasEd 8054]

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

We need an edited graphic with plus signs or circles over the head of everyone who got it.  Lincoln Project or Biden campaign needs to get to work.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Early on reports of gatherings, even ones outdoors where social distancing was ignored, were shown to be risky. 
 

I don’t want to wish people harm, but I cannot help but think how if you’re going to have to get dressed up, sit squashed together with people, and listen to some blah blah talks from mostly mediocre speakers, then COVID is a craptastic party favor. 

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

29 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Ohhhh yeah. Man I had my wife’s crossed and haven’t thought about that movie in forever.

apparently only movies from that era with significant nudity are burned into my brain. 

so, let's expand on this.  how many wives do you have and what exactly happens when they 'cross'?  Is is like Egon 'don't cross the streams'  bad or more like 4D scissoring?

[Goredho 17247]

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

[C-Man 26884]

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

See, where you went wrong was not fully taking on your avatar's approach to life in your recovery to replenish your energy, C-Man.

Maybe so. But I was still rocking the Hawkeye avatar back in mid-March.

[Horn Dog 9487]

24 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Bad sex and bad cocaine. That’s the title track to my early twenties.

User name verified.

[Brisketexan 104134]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

featuring the smash hit "Why is there a dead whore in my bathtub?" 

Man.....those awesome power ballads always make me tear up.

[Patrick Bateman 3874]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Checkmate, libtards.

lol.  This is a classic example of motivated reasoning.  I mean it's possible...... but unlikely.

 

[4th&Five 41366]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52180]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

Didn’t expect to read some Janie frickey or whoever sang that, in the potus Covid thread. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[TexArcher 37364]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

No, you ridiculous child.  Literally no one would have said you were rude for being a Covid patient inside a hospital not spreading it to other people.

[Red Five 40568]

He doesn't understand. He is so very very stupid. 

[TexArcher 37364]

Just now, Red Five said:

He doesn't understand. He is so very very stupid. 

 

 

[bad_teammate 13047]

"RUDE Donald won't WAVE at his DEVOTED FANS!" - CNN headline, probably

[Bateshorn 9853]

5 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Your cocaine must be terrible 

Just typing up the post made me need to take a shit.

[Hank Kingsley 20511]

Here we go 

 

[Mo Horn 8768]

 Get Covid-19 and feel 20 years younger. There's a strong campaign slogan. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

no doubt that tweet came from him. what a fucking idiot. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Well, that sucks.  Now I'll have a case of the Mondays.

 

[Upgrayedd 5797]

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

JFC

[Hugo Stiglitz 23354]

The future likes this tweet. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Also, if only those 200K plus people just didn't let it dominate their lives.  Bet their loved ones wish they thought of that.

Edited October 5, 2020 by MC Fresh Breath

[BradInATX 9208]

I'm glad he's out. The longer he was in the hospital the fewer days he had to continue to make an ass out of himself. If he were in there for too long, the stupid people that make up "undecided voters" might forget that he's a total childish piece of shit and begin to feel sympathy for him. The sooner he's back on Twitter acting a fool and being an asshole the better IMO.

[RexWilson 1341]

My post on page one was pretty accurate (not that it was hard to predict how this would go).

[triplehorn 2664]

[USMCHorn 1369]

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

Painted himself into a corner with this one. If he ends up back in the hospital....

[jimmyjazz 45320]

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Which of course can lead to bad sex with Kimberly Guilfoyle.  Who, by all indicators, should be fantastic in the sack.  But I'm guessing their sex is quite weird.

A snapshot just before sex with Ms. Kim:

[StassneyHorn 6489]

if you want bad cocaine, go to the doorman at 512 on dirty and ask if Nephew is working. 

[Gap03 3223]

If he doesn't end up having to be re-admitted to WR, the next few months are going to be an absolute COVID disaster ...

[Red Five 40568]

Don't be afraid of Covid? That piece of advice is going to get a lot of people killed. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23354]

2 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Painted himself into a corner with this one. If he ends up back in the hospital....

He will most certainly be back in the hospital or not leave at all.  

[Hank Kingsley 20511]

I can't stop laughing at Trump's tweet saying he feels so good. 

Reminds me of the Human Giant/Will Arnett skit from back in the day. 

"If you do the heat wrap and then the burn cream chaser it makes you cum at the same time as the dude!"

 

[NAVY 6735]

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

There must be some staff at the WH that still need to catch covid. Helpful Donald is helpful 

[jimmyjazz 45320]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's not like there weren't "fans" outside the hospital for more than 48 hours prior to your victory lap, Donald.  Did the media say "RUDE!!!" at any point during that time period?

[mdmost 42611]

Sounds like he's taunting Covid. You just going to sit there and take that, Covid?

[Lurch 5916]

0% chance this ever comes back to haunt him.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23354]

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

0% chance this ever comes back to haunt him.

Was my first reaction. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

[Jive Turkey 12494]

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

definitely his first real tweet since checking in.  oh, and Donald: