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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"essential worker working on behalf of the American people" GTFO of here with that bullshit. 

I think the emphasis was on half.  
 

 

Oh and to them 35% is half.  

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

rose-garden-covid.jpg

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

Ain’t no party 

like a covid party 

cause a covid party 

don’t stop 

Posted
1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

O is good if you don't want to worst effects of COVID.

Trump's blood type is Ragu.

Had no idea sizzlechest was a cardiologist.  But yes, this. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

rose-garden-covid.jpg

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

We need an edited graphic with plus signs or circles over the head of everyone who got it.  Lincoln Project or Biden campaign needs to get to work.

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Early on reports of gatherings, even ones outdoors where social distancing was ignored, were shown to be risky. 
 

I don’t want to wish people harm, but I cannot help but think how if you’re going to have to get dressed up, sit squashed together with people, and listen to some blah blah talks from mostly mediocre speakers, then COVID is a craptastic party favor. 

Posted
29 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Ohhhh yeah. Man I had my wife’s crossed and haven’t thought about that movie in forever.

apparently only movies from that era with significant nudity are burned into my brain. 

so, let's expand on this.  how many wives do you have and what exactly happens when they 'cross'?  Is is like Egon 'don't cross the streams'  bad or more like 4D scissoring?

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7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

rose-garden-covid.jpg

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

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17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

See, where you went wrong was not fully taking on your avatar's approach to life in your recovery to replenish your energy, C-Man.

Maybe so. But I was still rocking the Hawkeye avatar back in mid-March.

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1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

Didn’t expect to read some Janie frickey or whoever sang that, in the potus Covid thread. 

Posted
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

No, you ridiculous child.  Literally no one would have said you were rude for being a Covid patient inside a hospital not spreading it to other people.

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I'm glad he's out. The longer he was in the hospital the fewer days he had to continue to make an ass out of himself. If he were in there for too long, the stupid people that make up "undecided voters" might forget that he's a total childish piece of shit and begin to feel sympathy for him. The sooner he's back on Twitter acting a fool and being an asshole the better IMO.

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Posted
38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Which of course can lead to bad sex with Kimberly Guilfoyle.  Who, by all indicators, should be fantastic in the sack.  But I'm guessing their sex is quite weird.

A snapshot just before sex with Ms. Kim:

The Last Taboo: Stephen Rea talks *The Crying Game*

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I can't stop laughing at Trump's tweet saying he feels so good. 

Reminds me of the Human Giant/Will Arnett skit from back in the day. 

"If you do the heat wrap and then the burn cream chaser it makes you cum at the same time as the dude!"

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

There must be some staff at the WH that still need to catch covid. Helpful Donald is helpful 

Posted
23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's not like there weren't "fans" outside the hospital for more than 48 hours prior to your victory lap, Donald.  Did the media say "RUDE!!!" at any point during that time period?



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