The Trump + Covid thread

[washparkhorn 9,926]

10 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

updated pics of the suite . . . 

Edited October 4, 2020 by washparkhorn

[Dark Horse 2,257]

Please tell me y’all are getting these jokes. I honestly can’t tell. 
 

First tweet is the Doom bathroom, second tweet is from 2001. 

[Bullneck 18,892]

 

 

[Bullneck 18,892]

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

updated pics of the suite . . . 

 

 

 

[Bullneck 18,892]

Sorry, last one.  That's Jefferson Station in Philly.  Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

 

 

[Bullneck 18,892]

I lied.

 

 

[staboner 4,955]

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This cocksucker better not die. Dammit. He needs to see the other side of some bars for all the evil he has done in this world.

I am still holding out hope for long term illness. he loses a lung or some other organ. whore wife freaks out and evacuates to Kazakstan to become Ms. Ackbar Oil whore. Some next level Jackie Onassis shit. Children try to donate said organ and someone accidentally eats its for Thanksgiving and then they have to line up another child Trump for another organ. Procedure goes wrong and they accidentally cut his tiny dick off.

He loses the election in here somewhere. Whole family gets tossed into pound you in the ass prison where they can all finally have sex with each other. (...and then the Democrats come into power and reform the government top to bottom so this nightmare can never happen again). 

fuck me. almost choked on that last part.

But ya'll know me. I would never wish death on anyone. We good. Ya'll homies be cool. We all made it through Friday. Sorry our football still sucks. 

 

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1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Dude is scared AF...when’s the last time he actually said the word god....damn, he’s screwed.

I'm shocked that he admitted to having felt bad, and that they will help him feel better.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Now's a perfect time for a rambling, nonsensical rant to reassure the nation. Bueno trabajo, pendejo!

He did toss in the part about Melania caring about the country, to counter the audio of her cursing the Christmas/decoration/etc. stuff.

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[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

11 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Please tell me y’all are getting these jokes. I honestly can’t tell. 
 

First tweet is the Doom bathroom, second tweet is from 2001. 

I didn't at first, but then I wasn't sure if he did. It took me two tweets for me to go duh when I was reading below the Twitter account's original tweet.

 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Mrs Whiggins
And now you know why I tend not to brat and beer before I go on Surly

[Dark Horse 2,257]

Well I’ve been drinking all day since the latest Texas football abortion so cheers. 

[The Ace of Aces 5,098]

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

[atomheartbevo 89,279]

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

What are you talking about, he's the healthiest President we've ever had, he's not a pound over 245!

[NAVY 6,735]

20 minutes ago, staboner said:

I am still holding out hope for long term illness. he loses a lung or some other organ. whore wife freaks out and evacuates to Kazakstan to become Ms. Ackbar Oil whore. Some next level Jackie Onassis shit. Children try to donate said organ and someone accidentally eats its for Thanksgiving and then they have to line up another child Trump for another organ. Procedure goes wrong and they accidentally cut his tiny dick off.

He loses the election in here somewhere. Whole family gets tossed into pound you in the ass prison where they can all finally have sex with each other. (...and then the Democrats come into power and reform the government top to bottom so this nightmare can never happen again). 

fuck me. almost choked on that last part.

But ya'll know me. I would never wish death on anyone. We good. Ya'll homies be cool. We all made it through Friday. Sorry our football still sucks. 

 

Go on 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

One week out from the probable event of MAGA infection. Hopefully no more of the WH employees (rank and file) will be exposed, but given that Pence said masks are still a choice, that is pretty sucky to have to work around. Do they even give the staff masks if they want them or do they have to locate them on their own? I'd be looking into the whole face shield mask gloves kit if I had to walk down those halls.

[shakahorn 1,616]

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.

[Anastasis 23,274]

48 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

Lol. That’s not real. 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Lol. That’s not real. 

Are you sure?

[Anastasis 23,274]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Are you sure?

I think so. 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 867]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Lol. That’s not real. 

 

[Mole 4,318]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this a video edit to hide a coughing fit or a mini dry heave?
 

The simulation is buffering. There’s too much going on.

[F250 28,597]

Kind of shitty that these Covid deniers are checking into the hospital when they get some symptoms and freak out because they are obese.

The rest of America was told to lock themselves up in a room and try not to die.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

 

[SaucyJack 3,473]

9 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Dancing days are here again....


 

As the remdesivir briefings grow

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this a video edit to hide a coughing fit or a mini dry heave?
 

That's a shart, folks.

Edited October 4, 2020 by SaucyJack

[Cairn Horn88 8,122]

30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.

Pretty sure he’s wearing a blue hospital gown with the back open!

[MC Fresh Breath 4,074]

Is that for real or is it making fun of this old pic from 2007? *the tweet is current, but the photos are from an old news article before the old location closed.
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Bit of internet humor


Tapasuck

[MC Fresh Breath 4,074]

Lol. That’s not real. 

Sigh.


Tapasuck

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,516]

39 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

The Donald Classique'

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,516]

26 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

If things get really bad you can always go to an emerrrr...

oh.

[achooloco 1,032]

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is making the rounds. 

 

for the record, looks like this was true and not qanon lite for the left. what a world...

[Disco Strangler 1,865]

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

Dude is at the Hard Rock in Vegas.  Does my BlueCross / Blue Shield cover?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,323]

Holy shit.  This update makes it sound very serious.  https://bit.ly/2Smjcd1

[troph 24,417]

Holy shit.  This update makes it sound very serious.  https://bit.ly/2Smjcd1

A friend sent me a text late last night I that I woke up to - it said Trump fever spiked he was unconscious and Penza was sworn in. There was a link. One guess what the link was to....

[TexEx15 17,394]

 

[C-Man 26,890]

A friend sent me a text late last night I that I woke up to - it said Trump fever spiked he was unconscious and Penza was sworn in. There was a link. One guess what the link was to....

A buddy sent me one and it flipped to Wood, the porn star.

[Beau Vine 53,816]

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

If I wanted to move somebody around a large hospital, without any photos or sightings, I'd issue a shelter in place.

[Hank Kingsley 20,537]

17 minutes ago, achooloco said:

for the record, looks like this was true and not qanon lite for the left. what a world...

I mean...link? 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,279]

I kind of remember that Drudge turned on Trump, but didn't realize how much until looking earlier today.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

That means they didn't want people in the hallways and elevators, or peaking out of doorways.

[staboner 4,955]

they had to move his fat ass somewhere else. 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 867]

Possibly moving him for a chest CT. Doubt they have that capability in his suite.

[4th&Five 41,384]

They don’t want anyone to see just how big his McDonald’s order is. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

3 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Possibly moving him for a chest CT. Doubt they have that capability in his suite.

Bidet. Doubt they have that capability in his suite either.

[kevwun 15,487]

X-rays take 5 minutes.  They’re doing something else,

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

It's time for the body double swap?

[atomheartbevo 89,279]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

They don’t want anyone to see just how big his McDonald’s order is. 

Au contraire, he'd be bragging about it.

But seriously, dude is supposedly feeling better, but ain't posting shit on twitter, and what little was posted besides the videos seems like typical Dan Scavino posting in his place.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 867]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

X-rays take 5 minutes.  They’re doing something else,

True, but maybe the Secret Service needed the additional time to do what they do. 

[4th&Five 41,384]

Is it this?